Favourite Family Guy Character

[Red Baron 0]

All of them have their moments in the shows, but the best are Quagmire and Stewie, Joe has his moments too.

[El Gigante 0]

Stewie all the way. His stuff is gold.

[Downhome 0]

My favorite is Peter, based on the fact that I love how fucking stupid he is and the out of nowhere things he can say. One of my most favorites being...

 

Peter: I'll handle it Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.

 

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't NOTHING?.

 

Peter: Oh yeah.

 

...it's so simple, but I love that, heh.

[razazteca 0]

Brian the dog

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Chris. The one charachter I notice if he's not there.

[Vyce 0]

I vote for Brian, but it was a close call between him and Stewie.

 

Brian just has a few more of my favorite scenes.

 

Brian: "Wait, Peter - only one of those presents was for charity. The rest was for the family."

Peter: "No, the rest were FROM the family and - aw crap, when'd they change the meaning of for to from?"

Brian: "They had a meeting on it last night."

Peter: "Why wasn't I invited?"

Brian: "Well, they sent an invitation, but it said 'for Peter', so you must have thought it was 'from' you and.......you know, it's just easier to call you stupid."

[Red Baron 0]

Fav. Quagmier quote.

 

Child Service: Glenn Honey, what do you do for a living?

 

Quagmier: Hey I got a question for you. Why are you still here?

[Guest David]

I vote STEWIE!!!

[DerangedHermit 0]

My favorite character is Peter followed closely by Brian, Stewie, Quagmire, Diane Simmons and Tom Tucker.

 

Peter's Brain: Hmmm, esoteric? Does it mean "sexy"? No, no, I think it means "delicious."

Peter: Lois, don't be so silly; Who's the Boss is not a food!

Brian: Swing and a miss.

 

 

[looking at himself in a spoon]

Tom Tucker: I'm sorry, but there's a handsome man in my spoon. You'll have to come back later.

 

 

Diane: Tom, you're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.

 

 

Stewie: Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight!

 

 

Quagmire: Al-right! Hey, wait, that's not alright!

Edited August 12, 2003 by DerangedHermit

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Stewie

Quagmire

Brian

Peter

 

In that order.

[Red Baron 0]

Joe has some good lines.

 

Peter: They call this the magic hour, not quite dark, and not quite morning either.

 

Kevin: Hey look I caught a fish. *line breaks*

 

Peter: Looks like its the fish that got away

 

Joe: The hell it did. YOU GET IN THERE AND KICK THAT FISHES ASS *loads the gun*

[Downhome 0]

I just got one of my top five favorite Family Guy quotes...

 

Tom: Nobody's watching, so it doesn't matter what I say. I am jesus christ, I am going to get drunk and beat up some midgets.

 

Dianne: I just plain don't like black people.

 

Cameraman: Uhh. We're still on in Boston.

 

...Tom and Dianne, two classics.

[Downhome 0]

Two more from Peter...

 

Chris: Dad, what would you say if I wanted to quit scouts?

 

Peter: I'd say come again? And then I'd laugh because I said cum.

 

...and...

 

Peter (drunk): Hey, I've got a riddle for you. A woman has 2 kids, and a homicidal maniac says she can only keep one and he'll kill the other. Which one does she keep?

 

Brian: That's not a riddle, that's just terrible.

 

Peter: Hahahahaha WRONG! He kills the ugly one.

 

...like I said, I just like how he says things totally out of nowhere.

[Nevermortal 0]

Peter, no question. Stewie is funny, but Peter is the star of the show, and because of that, he gets all the best stuff.

 

But when Stewie & Peter are in the same scene, its GOLD, JERRY, GOLD! Especially the scene where he's trying to get him to Potty Train?

 

Stewie: Oh yeah, in that case, why don't we just light up a doobie and watch porn?

 

Peter: Uhmm........yeah?

[King Cucaracha 0]

The anthroid guy on the Special People's Games one is probably the best one show appearance. But it's gotta be Quagmier for me, although everyone has their moments.

 

Tom: You'll laugh, you'll cry...hell, you may even get a cheap laugh or two.

Dianne: I know I will Tom. In fact, there's a good possibility that after tonight we'll all be going straight to hell.

Tom: I'll see you there Dianne.

 

...or...

 

Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.

Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!

Brian: What the hell are you talking about?

 

or better yet...

 

Peter: Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they first came to this country from France.

[Guest DonWestMark03]

QUAGMIER~! He is hilarious.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Stewie hands down.

[the max 0]

Brian.

 

Favorite Quotes:

 

Lois: What's going on?

Stewie: We're playing house.

Lois: The boy is all tied up.

Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

 

 

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?

Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.

Joe: Taylor Hanson is a guy.

Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."

Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.

Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.

[Pause]

Quagmire: Oh god! Oh my god! I've got all these magazines! Oh god!

 

 

Peter: There has to be some explanation for this.

Brian: You want an explanation?

[slaps Peter]

Brian: GOD

[slaps Peter]

Brian: IS

[slaps Peter]

Brian: PISSED!

[Guest Flyboy]

Tom: Nobody's watching, so it doesn't matter what I say. I am jesus christ, I am going to get drunk and beat up some midgets.

 

Dianne: I just plain don't like black people.

 

Cameraman: Uhh. We're still on in Boston.

That quote is fucking classic. Everytime I see that part of that episode, I laugh my ass off.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Stewie by a mile and a half...Quagmier is the number 2 guy. And Chris just blows

[Guest wrestlingbs]

Stewie just for his lobster-fighting scene.

[Downhome 0]

Tom: Nobody's watching, so it doesn't matter what I say. I am jesus christ, I am going to get drunk and beat up some midgets.

 

Dianne: I just plain don't like black people.

 

Cameraman: Uhh. We're still on in Boston.

That quote is fucking classic. Everytime I see that part of that episode, I laugh my ass off.

Hell, it's one of the main reasons that I love the show. They really didn't hold anything back, I LOVE that, and I wish more forms of entertainment took the same approach.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?

Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.

Joe: Taylor Hanson is a guy.

Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."

Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.

Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.

[Pause]

Quagmire: Oh god! Oh my god! I've got all these magazines! Oh god!

Stewie.

 

But this quote is classic too. I don't remeber the episode, but just that one scene makes it hilarious.

[Lando Griffin 0]

Lois: This commercial was obviously made by a man.

Peter: Of course it was honey, it's a commercial, not a delicious Thanksgiving turkey.

[Vyce 0]

One of my favorites of Peter's flashbacks - "Huck Griffin"

 

Jim: "What did you call me?"

Huck: "Nothing! I-I'm sorry!!"

Jim: "That is OUR word! No one is allowed to say it but us!"

Huck: "Okay, okay! I promise to never say it again!...........Um....could you pass me that oar, N-word Jim?"

[AlwaysPissedOff 0]

Peter, then Brian. Also Joe has his moments like in the Christmas episode where he wouldn't let Peter drink and guzzled that beer going, "ALLLLRIIIIIIGHTTTTT!!!!" Damn, I love that scene.

 

One of my favorite moments had to be from the episode where Brian was horny while they were at the zoo and sniffed that female cog's ass and said it smelled like chicken(?) and then that guy wearing glasses comes up smells and goes: "Ahhhhh!!! She farted and it went down my throat!!"

 

A couple more from that episode:

 

Peter locked himself in that glass container and cuts one during breakfast. The look he had on his face when he started smelling it had me in tears.

 

The other one is where they're at the race track watching Lois' dad's dog race and Brian violates her...

 

Mr. Puetersmith(?): Hey, he's violating Seabreeze!!

 

Peter: "Wait... he's just positioning himself ackwardly an... NOW, he's violating Seabreeze..."

[Guest Shaved Bear]

stewie

[EricMM 0]

Gotta be Quagmire

 

*doorbell*

*Some highschool girl answers*

 

Quagmire: Hey I heard you were having a party. How old are you?

 

Girl: 16.

 

Q: 18?

 

G: MOOOOM!

 

Q: This keeps getting better and better! Alright!

[teke184 0]

*Quagmire talks to a woman at a bar*

 

Capricorn?

 

*slap*

 

Sagittarius?

 

*slap*

 

Well, you're certainly not a Virgo...

 

*slap, knocked to floor*

 

Hey, from down here you look like a Pices!

 

*kick*

[The Metal Maniac 0]

I voted Quagmire.

 

*Meg walks in on Quagmire and some woman*

 

Meg: Oh my God, I'm sorry!

 

Quag: Don't be sorry - you probably just bought me another three minutes!