King Kamala 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2003 According to IMDB, One of The Smart Marks boards favorites Hulk Hogan turns 50 today. I put it in No Holds Barred...so we can make fun of the old orange bastard incessantly. Fire away boys.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2003 More proof that some things, in fact, refuse to get better with age... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 11, 2003 Happy Birthday, Hulk! The AXE-BOMBAH rules all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted August 11, 2003 "Hulk Hogan...you are are household word, but so is garbage...and it stinks when it gets old too"-Jim Cornette Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2003 The theme song for today is Hulk Hogan by Skankin Pickle. DOWNLOAD IT NOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2003 He just NOW turned 50?!? Ye gods, somebody has aged terribly... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 11, 2003 Hogan in 1985 > Kawada in ... 1985 Hahaha! I have proven that Hogan is the greatest! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2003 Who do you think is invited to his birthday party? Ed Leslie, Nasty Boys, Greg Valentine, Jimmy Hart and his Goldberg wannabe protege Hail. Geez being in that room is like a Smart Marks wet dream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2003 Was there a time when he had hair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Kid 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2003 He's aged like fine wine...I FUCKING HATE WINE! IT RUINED MY FAMILY AND MY LIFE! ...So yeah, thats not good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2003 Who do you think is invited to his birthday party? Ed Leslie, Nasty Boys, Greg Valentine, Jimmy Hart and his Goldberg wannabe protege Hail. Geez being in that room is like a Smart Marks wet dream. And they're surely having a grand old time chugging Rogaine and popping Viagra while Jimmy Hart wails on the karoake machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2003 With Hulkster going past the half century mark, do you think we'll see a Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band Reunion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted August 11, 2003 With Hulkster going past the half century mark, do you think we'll see a Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band Reunion? They're probably playing the party tonight, with Evad Sullivan jumping out of the cake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted August 12, 2003 Happy Birthday Hulk! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nightscrawler Report post Posted August 12, 2003 Happy birthday Hulk! This one's for you! I want to be a Hulkamaniac! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2003 Hulkafact.............Did you know that Hulk Hogan had a top ten hit in Japan in the early 80's with his single Ichiban? This proves that the Japaneese have NO taste in music. Hell Mr. Big sells out arenas there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2003 Hogan in 1985 > Kawada in ... 1985 Don't forget that Hogan in 1985 > Benoit in 1985 Oh it's TRUE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2003 Was Benoit even wrestling yet in 1985? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted August 12, 2003 For dinner, they're going to get some Pastamania! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2003 When the Hulkster dies. Will they play When the Hulkster goes to heaven at the funeral. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phoenix Fury Legdrop 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2003 Sadly, I too had a birthday yesterday. 16, to be detailed. Of Mice and Orange Goblins, they say. This did cause one of the funniest live televised moments EVER today. The local NBC affiliate's morning news show used "What was Hogan's first ring name?" as their daily trivia question. Not only did they get the answer wrong themselves (Sterling Golden, when I believe he first used Terry Boulder as one-half of the Boulder Bros. w/Ed Leslie), they actually cited some 12-year-old's Geocities site as the source, and tried showing it on-air, though the kid had about 56 pop-ups on there that prevented it from being shown in a timely manner. Classic television. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MissMattitude Report post Posted August 12, 2003 Hulkafact.............Did you know that Hulk Hogan had a top ten hit in Japan in the early 80's with his single Ichiban? This proves that the Japaneese have NO taste in music. Hell Mr. Big sells out arenas there. Edward Furlong was a huge pop singer over there aswell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2003 Remember when Hulk said he was gonna play bass for Metallica on a few tour dates after Newsted quit? Does Hulk even know the members of Metallica? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2003 Remember when Hulk said he was gonna play bass for Metallica on a few tour dates after Newsted quit? Does Hulk even know the members of Metallica? He knows everybody, and if he's buddy-buddy w/ Lou Perlman, he's probably good friends with Metallica. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2003 Remember when Hulk said he was gonna play bass for Metallica on a few tour dates after Newsted quit? Does Hulk even know the members of Metallica? That would of happened if Hogan didn't insist on Ed Leslie joining the group has the triangle player. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted August 12, 2003 I liked the Boot Band... but I thought they needed more cowbell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted August 12, 2003 I liked the Boot Band... but I thought they needed more cowbell. Come on you can't blame the Boot Band, who doesn't need more cowbell? I once saw that CD at Rite Aid once for $3.99, talk about a rip off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 This one's for you! I want to be a Hulkamaniac! I'm listening to it and for some reason, some parts of the song remind me of Owen Hart's 1994 heel theme. *plays American Made Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
