Thoth 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Suicide King is in his office, doing stuff. Then he says to himself,"Where'd Thoth go?" Across the globe, Ted Flink, hitting a bong, says, "I have no idea." THE END. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 *Thoth gained overness in this segment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarleyQuinn 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Best.Promo.EVER~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Oh my god. The SWF's greatest asset ever retires. With the greatest promo ever. You are the man, Thoth, and words can't describe what the SWF will do without Good Ol' Anal Blitzkrieg. I cry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 I wouldn't call him the greatest SWF asset. But greatest SWF ass....oh yeah. Come to Strangler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 You couldn't tap this with a hammer, boyo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 I bet you didn't get Ted Flink's permission before using his character. Asshole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beezel Report post Posted August 14, 2003 ONE LAST MATCH! ONE LAST MATCH! Beezel/Thoth. You know you want it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Dude...how dare you use Flink without his permission! That's just wrong...just plain wrong man. I think this promo deserves a bit of NO SELLING! Da "no sells like a bitch" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrestlingDeacon 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 I laugh at the this promo and its ineptitude. At least I had the Memphis Eel send out a memo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Thoth rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Beezel v Thoth special challenge match? I'm interested. PM me with details. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Where did Thoth go? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted August 14, 2003 CALVIN BALL MATCH! The people demand it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted August 14, 2003 Mary, Joseph, and Jesus... please no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 I'm serious about this challenge match thing, BTW. I'd prefer it if the length of time we had to write a match was a week instead of 4 days, I could deal with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2003 From the wiiiiiindooooowwws! To the waaaaaaaalls! When the sweat drips down my balls. All you bitches crawl. Da "just thought I'd share" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted August 14, 2003 A SKEE SKEE SKEE SKEE SKEE SKEE SKEE SKEE SKEE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longdogger_Pete 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2003 Thoth was here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thoth 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2003 I won the title too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2003 I loved this promo, if had such a Sim City 2000 vibe to it, beautiful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2003 It's SKEET you fuck...SKEET! And that's the dumb ass radio version of the song...the real vesrion says, AWWWW SKEET SKEET MUTHA FUCKAAAAA! AWWWW SKEET SKEET GODDAMN! Now... Bend over to the front, touch your toes... Bob that ass up and down.. and get low. Da "loves bustin' Faski's chops" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beezel Report post Posted August 15, 2003 Hmmm, well, considering you I would suggest an "Arcade Apocalypse" match. A fifteen minute no holds barred brawl inside an arcade. No matter the condition of the two after the time limit, each opponent must play an arcade game against each other. Winner of that game wins the match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 15, 2003 Pity; I wanted a shot at Thoth, too. Fastest man in the fed vs. guy who ties his legs together... this stuff writes itself, folks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
