Silence 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2003 When was she doing this gimmick and in what promotion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustJoe2k5 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2003 That looks like the venue of the Premier Wrestling Federation, now Prime Time Wrestling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2003 ...I'd hit it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted August 24, 2003 ...I'd hit it... I'd hit it as well. But hopefully I'd get there before CoreyLaz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2003 Nope. You wouldn't get there first because you're not PURE FUCKIN METAL. Plus, I'm pretty sure Alexis would rather feel the LAZARUSH~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TonyJaymzV1 Report post Posted August 25, 2003 naw, she'll feel my Irish Heat, followed by my Redneck probing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2003 How could she feel your Redneck Probing when it's the goat's turn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2003 Nope. You wouldn't get there first because you're not PURE FUCKIN METAL. Plus, I'm pretty sure Alexis would rather feel the LAZARUSH~! I'm more metal than you'll ever be, darned tootin Plus, I'll woo her with some DANZIG ERA Misfits tunes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2003 All of you- shut up! I've met Alexis TWICE and we've already found out we have something in common. Thanks for trying- it just won't happen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2003 Hah! I'd get to Alexis first, and she'd laugh at my witty self-depreciating humor. And then... I'd get the "Lets be Friends" talk and walk off masking my pain. Damn it, I can't even win in my own fantasies these days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2003 That's one SMOKING red x! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2003 All of you- shut up! I've met Alexis TWICE and we've already found out we have something in common. Thanks for trying- it just won't happen Funniest post on the board in the last week, hands down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2003 I've met Alexis TWICE and we've already found out we have something in common. Barron- 'OMG...really? I WATCH wrestling! What a conincidence..you know, we have so much in common.' And with all the joking around here, I'm surprised we haven't had a 'UUGGH WHAT A RUSH' gag... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2003 I would have the best shot as I have a job that actually pays REAL money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted August 25, 2003 All of you- shut up! I've met Alexis TWICE and we've already found out we have something in common. Thanks for trying- it just won't happen what's that, the fact that your both under 5'2? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted August 25, 2003 All of you- shut up! I've met Alexis TWICE and we've already found out we have something in common. Thanks for trying- it just won't happen what's that, the fact that your both under 5'2? Actually Alexis Laree is 5'4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted August 25, 2003 my sincerest apologies......what are you up to about 5'5 or 5'6 now? Little bugger..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynicalprofit 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2003 All of you- shut up! I've met Alexis TWICE and we've already found out we have something in common. Thanks for trying- it just won't happen You both have over 10,000 post on the smart marks? Just guessing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 I would have the best shot as I have a job that actually pays REAL money. No, no, because the way to a woman's heart is not the wallet...nor is it the stomach... It's the vagina. And I, my friend, have a long tongue, and a very large cock. Don't believe me? Check out the OAO Cock thread in LSD. You too will wish you could feel the Lazarush. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAZZZZZZZZAAAAARRRRUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2003 Nope. You wouldn't get there first because you're not PURE FUCKIN METAL. Plus, I'm pretty sure Alexis would rather feel the LAZARUSH~! I'm more metal than you'll ever be, darned tootin Plus, I'll woo her with some DANZIG ERA Misfits tunes. Bah. I'll woo her with some Samhain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
