Silence Posted August 24, 2003 Report Posted August 24, 2003 When was she doing this gimmick and in what promotion?
JustJoe2k5 Posted August 24, 2003 Report Posted August 24, 2003 That looks like the venue of the Premier Wrestling Federation, now Prime Time Wrestling.
Nevermortal Posted August 24, 2003 Report Posted August 24, 2003 ...I'd hit it... I'd hit it as well. But hopefully I'd get there before CoreyLaz
Corey_Lazarus Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 Nope. You wouldn't get there first because you're not PURE FUCKIN METAL. Plus, I'm pretty sure Alexis would rather feel the LAZARUSH~!
Guest TonyJaymzV1 Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 naw, she'll feel my Irish Heat, followed by my Redneck probing.
Corey_Lazarus Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 How could she feel your Redneck Probing when it's the goat's turn?
Nevermortal Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 Nope. You wouldn't get there first because you're not PURE FUCKIN METAL. Plus, I'm pretty sure Alexis would rather feel the LAZARUSH~! I'm more metal than you'll ever be, darned tootin Plus, I'll woo her with some DANZIG ERA Misfits tunes.
bob_barron Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 All of you- shut up! I've met Alexis TWICE and we've already found out we have something in common. Thanks for trying- it just won't happen
Mecha Mummy Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 Hah! I'd get to Alexis first, and she'd laugh at my witty self-depreciating humor. And then... I'd get the "Lets be Friends" talk and walk off masking my pain. Damn it, I can't even win in my own fantasies these days.
Art Sandusky Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 All of you- shut up! I've met Alexis TWICE and we've already found out we have something in common. Thanks for trying- it just won't happen Funniest post on the board in the last week, hands down.
King Cucaracha Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 I've met Alexis TWICE and we've already found out we have something in common. Barron- 'OMG...really? I WATCH wrestling! What a conincidence..you know, we have so much in common.' And with all the joking around here, I'm surprised we haven't had a 'UUGGH WHAT A RUSH' gag...
MrRant Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 I would have the best shot as I have a job that actually pays REAL money.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 All of you- shut up! I've met Alexis TWICE and we've already found out we have something in common. Thanks for trying- it just won't happen what's that, the fact that your both under 5'2?
bob_barron Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 All of you- shut up! I've met Alexis TWICE and we've already found out we have something in common. Thanks for trying- it just won't happen what's that, the fact that your both under 5'2? Actually Alexis Laree is 5'4.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted August 25, 2003 Report Posted August 25, 2003 my sincerest apologies......what are you up to about 5'5 or 5'6 now? Little bugger.....
cynicalprofit Posted August 26, 2003 Report Posted August 26, 2003 All of you- shut up! I've met Alexis TWICE and we've already found out we have something in common. Thanks for trying- it just won't happen You both have over 10,000 post on the smart marks? Just guessing.
Corey_Lazarus Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 I would have the best shot as I have a job that actually pays REAL money. No, no, because the way to a woman's heart is not the wallet...nor is it the stomach... It's the vagina. And I, my friend, have a long tongue, and a very large cock. Don't believe me? Check out the OAO Cock thread in LSD. You too will wish you could feel the Lazarush. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAZZZZZZZZAAAAARRRRUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Steviekick Posted August 27, 2003 Report Posted August 27, 2003 Nope. You wouldn't get there first because you're not PURE FUCKIN METAL. Plus, I'm pretty sure Alexis would rather feel the LAZARUSH~! I'm more metal than you'll ever be, darned tootin Plus, I'll woo her with some DANZIG ERA Misfits tunes. Bah. I'll woo her with some Samhain.
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