Possible change to J.R. vs. Coachman at Unforgiven

[Kurt Angle Mark 0]

From Dave Meltzer

 

"While not official, it is considered probable right now that the Jim Ross vs. Jonathan Coachman PPV match on the 21st will be made into a tag match with Ross & Jerry Lawler vs. Coachman & Al Snow. I heartily support any movement in that direction. I wonder who will do the announcing of the match?"

[Guest thrall585]

Bischoff or Austin

[MrRant 0]

No... Bischoff AND Austin.

[Guest Fook]

Just keep Snow and Lawler in there for the most part and it should be watchable.

[Ultra Violence 0]

Maybe Cole and Taz will call it

[Guest thrall585]

No... Bischoff AND Austin.

 

Too much yelling and arguing, so it won't work. I can see them doing a dumb skit where Austin lets Bischoff be the commentator for the match, but before JR leaves for the match, he puts "knock out" pills in Bischoff's water, so Bischoff gets knocked out and then Austin can finish the match.

[Guest MideonMark]

Shit yeah thats an improvement, at least Al Snow and Jerry Lawler are, you know, wrestlers. This brings the match from -* level up to DUD level.

 

Stick Vince on commentary, just because I want to hear 'BAAAAAACCKKKK BODY DROP' and '1...2...he got him...no he didn't' one last time.

[Guest Retro Rob]

Damnit. I made a point about the possibility of that happening in the upcoming Booking Report.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

No... Bischoff AND Austin.

(Lawler hits a dropkick)

Bischoff: OH! The flying swinging pancaker flippy kick just flattened that guy!

Austin: That's a dropkick WHAT I said that's a dropick WHAT I said once WHAT I said that there was this time WHAT I said WHAT... I mean, wait... There was this time once, where I got really drunk, and Debra was actin' up, so I turned around and...

 

*mic is killed*

[CanadianChick 0]

No... Bischoff AND Austin.

(Lawler hits a dropkick)

Bischoff: OH! The flying swinging pancaker flippy kick just flattened that guy!

Austin: That's a dropkick WHAT I said that's a dropick WHAT I said once WHAT I said that there was this time WHAT I said WHAT... I mean, wait... There was this time once, where I got really drunk, and Debra was actin' up, so I turned around and...

 

*mic is killed*

Do you know what makes this funnier? Bischoff actually called a dropkick a, and I quote, "jumping double kick". What an idiot.

[RepoMan 0]

Shit yeah thats an improvement, at least Al Snow and Jerry Lawler are, you know, wrestlers. This brings the match from -* level up to DUD level.

 

Stick Vince on commentary, just because I want to hear 'BAAAAAACCKKKK BODY DROP' and '1...2...he got him...no he didn't' one last time.

That's the only way this match could be remotly entertaining. I'd mark out if he bust out the boom shakalaka form WM The Arcade Game.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

It's quite simple who will do commentarry for this match.

 

Terri Runnels and Lilian Garcia.

[AndrewTS 0]

Al Snow and Coach vs. JR and King....

 

Yeah, that's an improvement. I only wish that Mick was on commentary, because he'd make this shit worth watching. I like Snow, and hey, he'll be earning a nice little paycheck for this, so some one wins anyway.

[Guest MideonMark]

They so have to stick Vince with Bischoff on commentary. I'd mark the fuck out of the following took place during the match-

 

*Lawler Irish Whips Snow off the ropes, hits a Back Body Drop*

 

Vince-'BAAAAACCCCKKKKK BODY DROP!'

 

*Snow back up, Lawler hits a Dropkick*

 

Bischoff-'Beautiful Jumping Double Kick'

 

*Lawler goes for the pin, Snow kicks out at 2*

 

Vince-'1...2...! He got him...no he didn't!'

 

Someone start a campaign to make this happen.

[AndrewTS 0]

Shit yeah thats an improvement, at least Al Snow and Jerry Lawler are, you know, wrestlers. This brings the match from -* level up to DUD level.

 

Stick Vince on commentary, just because I want to hear 'BAAAAAACCKKKK BODY DROP' and '1...2...he got him...no he didn't' one last time.

That's the only way this match could be remotly entertaining. I'd mark out if he bust out the boom shakalaka form WM The Arcade Game.

That's be awesome!

 

WM Arcade was my first PS(1) game and one of my favorite games ever.

[Guest wwF1587]

well im a huge al snow mark so that makes this whole announcer VS announcer shit somewhat worth it... i always thought they have been misusing al snow for years...

[Guest JMA]

No... Bischoff AND Austin.

That would be GOLD. Almost like an Al/Marcy announce team. Or maybe a Steve/Jefferson one.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Better idea then anything you suckas listed: How about that match never take place and we see some actual wrestling?

[Damaramu 0]

You guys have got Vince all wrong...he didn't go

"1...2...he got him...no he didn't..."

It was more like

*sounding constipated*

"1...2...HE GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM! no he didn't...COME ON REF GET IN POSITION!"

[Cuban Linx 0]

Well i guess this improves the match from a pile of shit to a slightly smaller pile of shit.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Poor Al Snow.

 

That cocksucker Vince promised him YEARS ago that he'd make good use of him and give him a push he deserved, and this is what he has degenerated to.

 

Yay.

 

UYI

[King Cucaracha 0]

Poor Al Snow.

 

That cocksucker Vince promised him YEARS ago that he'd make good use of him and give him a push he deserved, and this is what he has degenerated to.

 

Yay.

 

UYI

Hey...at least he's wrestling. Tazz, albeit probably my fav commentator at the moment because he's near competant, is stuck there.

 

They should really turn Cole heel on Tazz, and have Cole, Snow and Coach vs Tazz, Lawler and Ross. Oh, and Josh Matthews and The Cat should be added. And bung Okerlund in there too.

 

 

The sad thing is, I'd watch that.

[Adam 0]

Vince just plain annoys me on commentary.

 

1... 2... HE GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM!! ITS OV.... Oh, no he didn't get him.

[Ultra Violence 0]

Shit yeah thats an improvement, at least Al Snow and Jerry Lawler are, you know, wrestlers. This brings the match from -* level up to DUD level.

 

Stick Vince on commentary, just because I want to hear 'BAAAAAACCKKKK BODY DROP' and '1...2...he got him...no he didn't' one last time.

how about perminantely stick Vince on commentary, it will stop him taking up frigging TV time.

[Damaramu 0]

I just watched a lot of HBK's matches from 96 and first Vince...remove Shawn's cock from your mouth...thank you. Now...he said some funnier things...like screaming "STAY DOWN SHAWN! LET IT BE OVER!"

or matter of factly declaring the match was over before a 1 count was even laid down...

*Diesel goes down for the cover*

"Ok..thank god it's over. We said no holds barred but we didn't mean this. It's over...rightfully so...*shawn kicked out like 2 minutes ago*...what!? He kicked out! Shawn refuses to stay down!"

 

Well at least if we had Vince on commentary he'd be all over the champion at the times cock making them look good rather than lambasting whoever is not named HHH.

[CanadianChick 0]

I just watched a lot of HBK's matches from 96 and first Vince...remove Shawn's cock from your mouth...thank you. Now...he said some funnier things...like screaming "STAY DOWN SHAWN! LET IT BE OVER!"

or matter of factly declaring the match was over before a 1 count was even laid down...

*Diesel goes down for the cover*

"Ok..thank god it's over. We said no holds barred but we didn't mean this. It's over...rightfully so...*shawn kicked out like 2 minutes ago*...what!? He kicked out! Shawn refuses to stay down!"

 

Well at least if we had Vince on commentary he'd be all over the champion at the times cock making them look good rather than lambasting whoever is not named HHH.

That reminds me of face Jericho matches. I can name at least 4 matches off the top of my head where JR said about Jericho "Just stay down/give it up kid! You got your whole career in front of you!" Off the top of my head: Last Man Standing Match with HHH, Last Man Standing Match with Kane, normal match with Kane, and submissions match with Benoit. I just find it hilarious.

[Guest Quik]

I would mark out if JR tore his quad during the match.

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

does Ross have Quad muscles to even tear?

 

Thats like Cole pulling his groin muscle.

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

does Ross have Quad muscles to even tear?

 

Thats like Cole pulling his groin muscle.

Or Kurt Angle breaking his neck.

[Guest Coffey]

(Lawler hits a dropkick)

Bischoff: OH! The flying swinging pancaker flippy kick just flattened that guy!

Is that anything like the Falcon Dump Slam?

(Stranglemania reference)