The One and Only RAW THREAD

[Guest Choken One]

so what IS our main event anyways?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

SHUT UP WITH THE PUPPIES CHANT!

 

YAY! QUEEN MOLLY WINS!

[NYU 0]

Man, when WAS the last time Trish won?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

so what IS our main event anyways?

The Goldberg going away party.

[iliketurtles 0]

HAHAHAHHAH

 

TRISH'S CAREER IS GONE!

 

And it's all over. *Inside joke from 2/7/00 Raw*

[razazteca 0]

Molly and Kim just OWN Trish.

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*Marks for the black guy in the Burger King crown*

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

no no no...

 

 

Lita has Ruthleth Aggrethium!

lol....wow, thank you

for what?

idk, i dont acually laugh out loud, but that actually gave me a chuckle

[DerangedHermit 0]

The fans know Lita's coming out...

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Molly looked way hot outside, now she looks crappy. I better see some high quality career ending here.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

this handicap match has turned into a 2 on 1 affair

[LooseCannon25 0]

Talk about Trailer Trash

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

LITA!! And the crowd goes..ehh.

 

Did she pull those socks off of the Wicked Witch of the West or something? Man she looks like a raver after an exstacy binge.

[iliketurtles 0]

It's Stone Cold Trish Stratus and The Underlita!

[Slickster 0]

No, nothing is realistic about Kane squashing RVD for 15 minutes last week, and Shane making Kane look like his bitch this week. Absolutely none of that is realistic.

 

Shane is now officially my least favorite McMahon. For someone that doesn't really want to be on TV, he's been getting a lot of fucking airtime and the better part of the feud

He KICKED him in the balls 7 TIMES in a row! Is Kane supposed to no-sell that because it's a McMahon and not RVD? It still hurts!

No Shane should have never got in the position to kick him in the nuts 7 times. This isn't real life this is wrestling, which means they had the choice to NOT do it that way. WWE can't even grasp easy logic anymore on how to build anticipation and emotion or build a monster.

Well, I agree that this feud should NOT have been booked at all, but since it was, how would you have booked this setup to not make either man look too strong? This week, Shane got the fluke attacks and cheated with the ballshots and weapons to knock Kane down. At the PPV, Kane will give Shane some absoludicrous stuntman bump off something really tall to win. There's a PPV highlight and an 'example of Kane's monstrosity' that they can overuse in video packages. Shane, being Shane, loses no heat from this.

 

If you booked Kane to pound Shane into the ground every week, there would be no heat for this match. With this booking, at least there will be some.

[DerangedHermit 0]

How delithithly whithe trath.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

That was an anticlimatic run-in. She moved so slow that people were pointing for a whole minute almost.

[Guest Choken One]

yep still sloppy and fugly

[razazteca 0]

Lita you suck

 

She can't do that to the Jealous Jezabells~

[The Amazing Rando 0]

it took her about 12 seconds to pull her shirt off...

 

 

and sadly that's nowhere near the Diva-Pulling-Off-Clothes Record set by Jeff Hardy

[Guest Eagan469]

meh

[iliketurtles 0]

I'll admit...Lita got a pretty big pop.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I liked the Lita powerbomb though...

 

Much better than most powerbombs in this company.

[Steviekick 0]

I don't care what you say. I still think Lita is good looking.

[Adam 0]

Did the crowd even react?

[DerangedHermit 0]

That was an anticlimatic run-in. She moved so slow that people were pointing for a whole minute almost.

Oh my god. Lita = female Kevin Nash.

[Nevermortal 0]

That was noth wothk the rithk.

[Guest Choken One]

did she get breast reduction?

[Guest Dmann2000]

Isn't it kinda sad that the most interesting fued on RAW involves the women?

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

and Dallas is smacking the shit out of the Giants.

 

aaaaaaand Lita sucks