OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Diary, That picture was some funny shit. If the groupie actually looks like that, I hope Mario runs far, far away. Scared of mullets, Zack Dear Diary, Keep in mind that the girl, even if she does look like that was the one making fun of Mario's appearance. Fear Mario's appearance says I. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Diary, I'm sad that I always miss pictures posted here and only ever see that glaring red x staring back at me. Also I got my home computer working so no more 28k dial-up for me. With the computer problem taken care of I hope to post something of some worth in the next couple of days. Chills, frozenblockofpissreborn p.s. I will still be very useless as a poster, just a little less so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 3, 2003 Dear Diary, Diary, you fucking rule. Got some cheesesteaks for dinner, they're on their way. Got plenty of beer in the fridges, plus I'm long, I'm strong and I'm DOWN~ to get the friction on. Hard as a rock, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted October 5, 2003 Dear Diary. My mum just caught me hitting the keyboard with my cock for the bang your head against the keyboard 3 times thread. I was embarrassed, but not nearly as much as when she then proceeded to take her's out and ask for a go. confused Croweater. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 5, 2003 DEar Diary, Last night was uh...yeah. Let's do it again tonight. I love the way you brush my face in the morjing with tha back of your hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2003 Dear Diary, Methinks The New Me is fucked up. Go New Me! I have to get a calling card today so I can call the HGC in Greece. Or I could just use the house phone instead of my cell, and leave town before the bill comes. Runnin' up the phone bill, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 6, 2003 Dear Diary, Sober Monday morning sucks. Work sucks. I want the weekend to be here again. Longing for you, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2003 Captains Log... Stardate 10.6.2003, The New Me is a pussy. Banky is a pussy. Mik is drunk. Because that is what Seniors... you know.. do. Tyler is a Commie. End log. Captain Rant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 6, 2003 Dear Diary, Please tell Rant his football team if for pussies. So is his website. Scorned, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2003 Dear Diary, I have mod powers now. I rule. HGC comes home next Wednesday. That rules. That's enough rules for No Holds Barred. I made a funny. Comically, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 7, 2003 Dear Diary, I didn't see the groupie this weekend. I never told the prostitute that I had her arrested. In fact the prostitute actually turned me down, stating that I may not even be human. Plushward Van Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 8, 2003 Dear Diary, I fear it's been too long, old friend. I am at work. A nice weekend it was. Now I'm just waiting for my friends bachelor party this weekend. Now THAT, will be fun. God I have to spend so much fucking money between the party and the wedding. I'm broke, yo. Pennyless, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Dear Diary, I have mod powers now. I rule. HGC comes home next Wednesday. That rules. That's enough rules for No Holds Barred. I made a funny. Comically, Zack Dear Diary. Why is it that the most crap of jokes or the most boring of wit causes me to laugh out loud when followed by the phrase "I made a funny". Croweater Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Dear Diary, All the other departments at work got these cool pens that light up different colors. We didn't. So I called the director of lending here where I work, and the situation has escalated. I want one of those damn pens. Also, I'm a mod at Cybersluts. I rule. Ruling with an iron fist, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Dear Diary, I'm in a shiity situation. If I fuck up, I'm better off dead. Plushy Al Logan P.S. I plan to get my name changed next week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Dear Diary, "Plushy Al Logan" makes Mario sound like a used car salesman. He may have found a career niche after all. Yay for him, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Dear Dairy, I just got out of Music Appreciation class. I have seen other student presentations. Tupac- Respectful, well done, teacher gives the poor men a C. Notorious B.I.G.- I would haven given this guy a C-. His theory on Biggie's death is because he was fat. The teacher gave him an A +. I farted during this presentation. Kurt Cobain- Even a person who only listens to classical music knows the difference between Kurt Cobain, and Wierd AL Yankovic. She failed them. Plushy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 11, 2003 Dear Diary, I am in my friends wedding, but not the best man. The bachelor party is tomorrow. The best man has not done anything. I am trying to plan it right now. FUCK THIS SHIT. HE DIDN'T GET A VAN. HE DIDN'T GET A HOTEL. HE DIDN'T CALL A FUCKING SOUL!! "We're going to the strip club, right?" YEAH, NO FUCKING SHIT ASSHOLE. PISSED, THE NEW ME Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2003 Dear Diary, Please inform Nu-Me that it can't possibly be worse than a batchellors party I went to a few weeks back. The groom to be got so wasted by 9:30, he tried to run away, tripped over and had to go to A&E. Needless to say, the rest of us went on to the strippers. Reminiscingly, Chave Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 11, 2003 Dear Diary, It is the morning of the bachelor party. Hopefully the dumb ass best man is renting fucking van right now. I got a hotel, so we have a place we can trash before and after, plus maybe bring some strippers back too. I'll be broke after tonight, yes Thursday night we have the "picking up out tuxes dinner", Friday night is rehearsal and dinner, then next Saturday is the wedding, which I still haven't bought a present for yet. The fucking money flying in and out of my accounts is insane right now. In greater news, I will see some primo tits and ass tonight, so it's worth it in the end. Broke and Hopeful, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2003 Dear Diary, I called the HGC over in Greece last night, and got to talk to her, but only for a few minutes. Fucking ripoff calling cards only gave me 13 international minutes. On a happier note, she'll be home in ten days, and at that point the wooing will continue. Still wooing, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2003 (edited) Dear Diary, Evidently last night I spent $500 at the bar with my friends. I quess I was cut off after my eigth Long Island, but was able to get two middle aged women to buy more drinks for me. Roxy, who was celebrating her 22 birthday, decided that it was too hot for wearing her shirt and went the rest of the night just wearing my button up shirt unbuttoned. I also walked out with three darts in my pocket which soon caused multiple puntures in my leg. I heard this morning that I was hitting on Roxy, Riley, Nicole, Nory, and I'm hoping they were joking with me, Eric. Evidently Riley did like me before this night but the fact that I was hitting on her only whilest drunk made her sad and confused and lots of other things. The hotel rooms we all shared didn't have a fridge like we requested so Eric is still throwing up Don Pablo's as I type this. Josh couldn't get back in hotel for a while because his card didn't work and he couldn't go through the lobby because he was kicked out for trying to steal the cleaning women's cart last time we were there. So in conclusion I have to find out which of the girls to persue, when I like all of them in different repects, find out where my shoes dissapeared to and why I had Spongebob Squarepants slippers on this morning, and finally think about looking into AA for Josh because he was drinking like a man hellbent on killing himself last night. Chills, frozenblockofpissreborn III Esq. p.s. congrats to our Lord Malibu for his triumph in the tourney and to Ripper , you might have placed #2 in the placings but you'll always be #1 in my heart(in a non gay way(nttawwt)) Edited October 11, 2003 by frozenblockofpissreborn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Dear Diary, Thank god for Columbus Day. No work! The bachelor party was great the other night. My friend rented a 2004 Cadillac Deville.......we trashed the shit out of it and went to Al's Diamdond Cabaret, a place I frequent every 3 months or so. A great time was had by all. Back, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Dear Diary, Please, don't keep a secret this time out. Tell me all about my friend New Me's night of debauchery. Curious, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Dear Diary, Diary, why were you calling upon me? To tell you more? Naughty naughty.... We started the night out at Hooters for dinner and got pretty drunk there from the start. We then got a hotel room near by (so as to not trash any of out places) and proceeded to drink more and watch some college football before we headed to the strip club, which is about 40 minutes away. Al's Diamond Cabaret From there we really just got TRASHED at the strib club, sitting up at the stage the whole night (stayed there for 3-4 hours) and witnessed some mega fine muff. One did a nice little "pucker up" with her brown eye. Again, it was great. The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 13, 2003 Dear Diary, I hate the New Me. Plushy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2003 Dear Diary, Mario is insane for hating The New Me. Actually, he just may be insane, period. New Me's Buddy, Zack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hungry Hungry Hagar Report post Posted October 14, 2003 Dear Diary, Well, I'm back! I wonder why I was banned. Mr. Youknowwho Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 14, 2003 Dear Diary, I bathe in hate. It's quite....gross. Clean, The New Me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted October 14, 2003 (edited) Dear diary, I just bought all of David Lee Roth's and Gary Cherone's albums. Plushy Al Logan P.S. Dear God! What have I done?! Edited October 14, 2003 by Sharkolgalanchequake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
