HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 (edited) Ladies and gentlemen...children of all ages...I, the Hville Thugg, and the entire Creative Control present to you... THE SMARTMARKS WRESTLING FEDERATION'S 3RD ANNUAL AWARDS NOMINATIONS Before we get to the ballot, let us first review the rules for voting and the process itself. To Vote: 1. Copy and paste the blank ballot, in the post following this one, into a Private Message addressed to hvillethugg. 2. Fill out the ballot for each category you wish to place a vote for by tying their name under the category for which you are voting. 3. (optional) Add a comment as to why you think the person (or match or promo) you are voting for should win the award. Comments will be tabulated and included in the Awards Show itself. You do not have to include a comment, but it would certainly be of great assistance if we had some nice things to say about the winners. 4. Enter the subject of the private message as "{insert your name}'s Ballot". For example, my ballot would be, "HVT's Ballot". PLEASE DO THIS!! It just makes it harder for me to weed through the crap to get to your ballot. Please label your PM correctly! See, the process is very simple. Please pay close attention to the process...even though I know some of you will not follow anyway. The Rules: 1. You can only vote once in each category. No "honorable mention". No "this person or that person". No half votes. One vote per category, period. 2. You may "write-in" a vote for a person, match, or promo that is not on the ballot. However, please do not write in stupid shit, like "Memphis Eel" unless it is for the Comedic Moment category. If you do, you will get a very public flaming from me. Only REAL WRITE-INS. 3. Your ballot must be in my "Inbox" by 12pm EASTERN ON FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 27TH. No later! In the event that I still do not have power at home, I need to compile the ballots on Friday afternoon, which means I'm giving up my time at work and risking getting fired to do this. So please have your ballot in by then. Noon on Friday, no later. 4. Only send one ballot. I don't want ballot from Annie and Beezel. I know who everyone is. I also can see IP addresses...so don't do it. Once I've received all the ballots, or noon Friday comes around, I will tally up the votes, and I will post the results Sunday by 7pm. That should give everyone who has finished their Genesis matches something to read and comment on before Genesis is posted. If for some reason I do not have power by then (which is a distinct possibility), Z will post the show by 7pm Sunday. PLEASE DO NOT SEND ANY BALLOTS TO Z. IT WILL JUST MAKE THINGS CONFUSING If I don't have power, I will get Z everything he needs, so send everything to me. Just to note, I'm not trying to be mean, but I have to be very clear about what I want because every year, someone fucks it up. Now I will say good luck to all the nominees, and get those ballots in. The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation Presents... THE SWF AWARDS BALLOT The nominees for the Smartmarks Junior League Awards are... The Cyclone Comet Memoial Trophy - For Wrestler Of The Year Crow Mike Van Siclen Ejiro Fasaki Charlie Matthews The Chris Storm Memorial Trophy - For Match Of The Year Va'aiga vs Crow (Singles Match, SJL World Title, SJL Wrath, 03-06-01) Dace Night vs Spike Jenkins (D@mnation In A Box, SJL Malice in Wonderland, 03-01-26) Ejiro Fasaki vs Fugue (Caged Ladder Match, SJL World Title, SJL Wrath, 02-12-22) Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous vs Judge Mental (Five Wounds Match, SJL Wrath, 02-11-24) The El Luchadore Magnifico Mexican Pride Award - For Feud Of The Year Award Va'aiga vs. Crow Wildchild vs. Ejiro Fasaki Mike Van Siclen vs. Janus Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs. Urban Decay The Ash Ketchum Pokeball Award - For Most Improved Wrestler Mike Van Siclen John Duran Johnny "Barracuda" Dangerous Viktor Tarakanov The Grimedogg Memorial Trophy - For Booker of the Year Alex ZenonThe Boston Strangler Longdogger Pete Suicide King The HVT Thugg Passion Award - For Best World Champion Judge Mental Crow Dace Night Ejiro Fasaki The Frost Memorial Early Winter Trophy - For the European Champion of the Year Sean Atlas English Dragon Janus Ejiro Fasaki The TV Champion of the Year Award John Duran Charlie "Grappler" Matthews Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Shawn Tybalt The Clan Memorial Stable of the Year Award Magnificent Seven (JL Division) Urban Decay Wild & Dangerous Nights The Tom Flesher Heel of the Year Award Ejiro Fasaki Sean Atlas Janus Fugue The Joy of X Trophy - For Face of the Year Va'aiga Crow Wildchild Mike Van Siclen The Eddy Mac Award - For Best Promo Writer Mike Van Siclen Ejiro Fasaki Judge Mental Crow The Promo of the Year Award Painting the White To Gray - Crow Preset and Past - Judge Mental An Open Letter to Tom Flesher - Ejiro Fasaki Who is Your God? - Sean Atlas ------------------------------- And the nominees for the Smartmarks Wrestling Federation Awards are... The Jayson Grant Memorial Trophy - For Wrestler of the Year Tom Flesher "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson The Boston Strangler El Luchadore Magnifico The Divefire Memorial Trophy - For Comeback Wrestler of the Year Beezel/Annie Eclectic "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson The Boston Strangler Sean Atlas/Spike The Pay Per View Match of the Year Award Edwin MacPhisto vs Chris Raynor (Last Man Standing Match, Genesis III, 02-09-30) Tom Flesher vs Frost (Window Pain Match, SWF Ground Zero, 03-10-08) "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson vs El Luchadore Magnifico (Two Falls Match, World Title, SWF From the Fire 2003, 03-03-16) Justice & Rule vs Deja Vu vs Wild and Dangerous (TLC Match, Tag Team Titles, SWF Battleground 2003, 03-05-04) Tom Flesher vs El Luchadore Magnifico (Ladder/Submissions Match, SWF Clusterfuck, 03-01-02) The Non-PPV Match of the Year Award Sacred vs El Luchadore Magnifico (World Title Match, SWF Storm, 02-10-11) Thoth vs Tom Flesher (World Title Match, SWF Lockdown, 03-02-07) Magnificent Seven (Tom Flesher, Judge Mental and Ejiro Fasaki) vs The Unholy Trinity (Danny Williams, Dace Night and Va'aiga) (Six Man Tag, SWF Lockdown, 03-07-16) Dace & Va'aiga vs Justice & Rule (Tag Team Titles, SWF Storm, 03-11-07) The Feud of the Year Award El Luchadore Magnifico vs. Tom Flesher Frost vs. Tom Flesher Crow vs. Janus Ejiro Fasaki vs. Wildchild The Jay Dawg Improvement Award - For Most Improved Wrestler Michael Craven Mak Francis Annie Eclectic/Beezel The Boston Strangler The Axis Memorial Trophy - For Most Under-appreciated Wrestler Michael Craven Wildchild Janus Dace Night The Stubby P. McWeed Trophy - For Booker of the Year The Boston Strangler Suicide King "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens Edwin MacPhisto The Rane Memorial Trophy - For Most Impressive Career Frost "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson El Luchadore Magnifico Thoth The Hville Thugg & Edwin MacPhisto Cup of Champions - For Best World Champion The Boston Strangler Tom Flesher "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson El Luchadore Magnifico The Fallout ICTV Champion of the Year Award Mak Francis Danny Williams Frost Tom Flesher The US Champion of the Year Award Michael Craven Mak Francis Danny Williams Ejiro Fasaki The Grimedogg Hardcore Champion of the Year Award Judge Mental Dace Night Michael Craven Annie Eclectic The Light-Heavyweight Champion of the Year Award Annie Eclectic El Luchadore Magnifico The Fallen Tag Team Trophy - For Tag Team of the Year Frost & Tom Flesher Justice & Rule ("The Judge" William Hearford & Ejiro Fasaki) Unholy Trinity (Dace Night & Va'aiga) Double Jeopardy (Quiz & Charlie "Show" Matthews) The Pay Per View of the Year Award From the Fire 2003 Ashes to Ashes 2002 Battleground 2003 13th Hour 2003 The Stable of the Year Award Magnificent Seven Unholy Trinity Catch 22 The Midnight Carnival The Ace of Clubs Trophy - For Heel of the Year Tom Flesher Michael Craven Ejiro Fasaki "The Judge" William Hearford The Grand Slam Trophy - For Face of the Year Frost The Boston Strangler Danny Williams "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson The Cyclone Comet Trophy - For Best Promo Writer Andrew "The Sacred One" Blackwell Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami Tom Flesher Frost The Rookie Of The Year Award Wildchild Janus Ejiro Fasaki "The Judge" William Hearford The Promo fo the Year Award In the Fade - Edwin MacPhisto The Luvin' Spoonful - Alex Zenon Frost on Howard Stern - Frost Blue - El Luchadore Magnifico ------------------------------- General The Mayor McCheese Comedic Moment of the Year Award Mall Brawl IV - Janus (SJL Malice in Wonderland, 03-01-26) Calvinball Match - Jimmy "The Demon" Liston (Calvinball Match, SJL Crimson, 03-08-14) Judge vs Ejiro - Judge Mental & Ejiro Fasaki (Ping Pong Challange, SWF Lockdown, 03-05-28) Suicide King(L) vs Michelle(W) (SWF Battleground 2003, 03-05-04) The Munich Jackass Trophy - For ”Tool” of the Year Blazenwing "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Tokyo X Mark Kinxx Special Thanks to Z for finding all the links to the matches and promos, to all of Creative Control for providing input for the ballots, and to everyone to made suggestions for nominations Edited September 23, 2003 by HVilleThugg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 THE SWF AWARDS BALLOT The JL The Cyclone Comet Memoial Trophy - For Wrestler Of The Year The Chris Storm Memorial Trophy - For Match Of The Year The Feud Of The Year Award The Ash Ketchum Pokeball Award - For Most Improved Wrestler The Grimedogg Memorial Trophy - For Booker of the Year The HVT Thugg Passion Award - For Best World Champion The European Champion of the Year Award The TV Champion of the Year Award The Clan Memorial Stable of the Year Award The Tom Flesher Heel of the Year Award The Joy of X Trophy - For Face of the Year The Eddy Mac Award - For Best Promo Writer The Promo of the Year Award ------------------------------- The SWF The Jayson Grant Memorial Trophy - For Wrestler of the Year The Divefire Memorial Trophy - For Comeback Wrestler of the Year The Pay Per View Match of the Year Award The Non-PPV Match of the Year Award The Feud of the Year Award The Jay Dawg Improvement Award - For Most Improved Wrestler The Axis Memorial Trophy - For Most Under-appreciated Wrestler The Stubby P. McWeed Trophy - For Booker of the Year The Rane Memorial Trophy - For Most Impressive Career The Hville Thugg & Edwin MacPhisto Cup of Champions - For Best World Champion The Fallout ICTV Champion of the Year Award The US Champion of the Year Award The Grimedogg Hardcore Champion of the Year Award The Light-Heavyweight Champion of the Year Award The Fallen Tag Team Trophy - For Tag Team of the Year The Pay Per View of the Year Award The Stable of the Year Award The Ace of Clubs Trophy - For Heel of the Year The Grand Slam Trophy - For Face of the Year The Cyclone Comet Trophy - For Best Promo Writer The Rookie Of The Year Award The Promo fo the Year Award ------------------------------- General The Mayor McCheese Comedic Moment of the Year Award The Munich Jackass Trophy - For ”Tool” of the Year Da "hold dat bitches" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 The Tom Flesher Heel of the Year Award It warms my heart to see this. Warms my heart and makes me want to kick someone in the groin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Cup of Champions like a mofucka! Very nicely composed ballot, Thugg. It's all purty and stuff and it just makes we want to stare at it for long periods of time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Let me also say that everyone can vote. Actives, retirees, lurkers, JLers...even CC! I don't know if CC will vote, but everyone including is allowed to vote. THe only person that will not be allowed to vote is me, since I will be tallying the ballots. That would be shady if I voted. Da "dammit...I never get to do anything" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 The Promo fo the Year Award In the Fade - Edwin MacPhisto The Luvin' Spoonful - Alex Zenon Frost on Howard Stern - Frost Blue - El Luchadore Magnifico Wow. Color me extremely surprised. Thanks very much for all the nomnations...hopefully, I can keep up the award-winning streak this year. *waves tiny Mexican flags while wearing giant hat that says *VOTE FOR MAG!* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Yeah Mags...I forgot to do something, but I've fixed it. If you check the ballot again, I think you'll find a nice surprise in the JL Section. Da "aims to please" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devo 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 !!! Thugg=The Fucking Epitome of Awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Voting for one's self is allowed? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Yes, Crowe....you can vote for yourself. I'm not even going to know cause I copy the votes out and mark you off a list....then I tally later. Da "tries to let people be as anonymous as possible" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrestlingDeacon 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 I think the SJL Best European Champion of the year award should be named after me. You got awards named after everybody else and nobody loved that belt more than me. I jobbed the World to a girl just so I could keep the Euro. That's dedication. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crowe 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 (Y) *starts promotiong himself for the HVT Thugg Passion award* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Sorry Frosty...I didn't mean to leave you out of the award name fun...there you go big man. Da "feels bad he forgot Frost...especially since he was thinking that the Icelandic freak needed an award earlier today" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrestlingDeacon 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Thank you, Thugg, I am honored. Even though I asked for it. But I'm retired, I get to bitch about not being respected. Ah, the perks. *Goes back to eating sushi off of the small of the back of an Asian hooker* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 I got snubbed for a promo of the year Nomination twice! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Rock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 I no-sell voting for yourself. Seems a bit unfair if you just vote yourself in. Hehehe... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Not really...if you only get one vote, you won't win. I figure, if you deserve to win, you deserve to win. GW Bush was allowed to vote for himself. Also, there's really no way for me to check it and maintain the anominity of the ballots like I want to. Also, I believe I have a Genesis match to write, so I don't have time to go reading through everyone's ballot closely to make sure they didn't vote for themselves. Da "appreciates the feedback though" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 ...wait a minute. I'm nominated for the Ash Ketchum award? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Ejiro: Sorry...I fixed it to give you credit for your cowrite. Quiz: Yes! You can always forfeit if you win. You can't have award names without the Ash Ketchum Pokeball Award. I mean...come on....it's the Pokeball award...one of the most historic...prestigious...highly contested awards in the world. The cash and prizes alone will make sure you are financially secure forever, and the prestige of the award will get you so many bitches...it'll be like a slightly lesser version of me. Da "always gets the bitches" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted September 23, 2003 No sweat Thugg, I just wanted my cred for GIANT ROBOT COMMMMMBAT. If MVS doesn't want the Pokeball believe you me, Ejiro Fasaki will be more than happy to jam it on his mantel. Of course, I once seriously considered a Yu-Gi-Oh gimmick to attack Ash with ... mostly so I could do a Blue Eyes White Dragon suplex and the Millenium Puzzle submission. King of Nerds INdeeeeeeeeeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Since MVS is probably going to win that award, I'd be more than giddy to take it off his hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 Did I ever say I wouldn't gladly take the award? I'm just pointing out the... oddness... of an Ash Ketchum award. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 What makes you so sure he's going to win it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Above Average 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2003 I just wonder about TNT for best face... he was a heel against Mags, and even when he went up against Flesher and Frost... he was a tweener, wasn't he? But I guess it makes more sense to have him in as a face. Other than that, everything looks wonderful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Of course, I once seriously considered a Yu-Gi-Oh gimmick to attack Ash with ... mostly so I could do a Blue Eyes White Dragon suplex and the Millenium Puzzle submission. King of Nerds INdeeeeeeeeeed. *hits Ejiro with Exodia, then realises he really shouldn't admit he watches the show and runs away* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Didn't TNT spend the first half of the voting year as part of the M7? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longdogger_Pete 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 I actually have a nomination? I'll be damned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Everything is jumpin' and out of sight. But, if Frost can complain, then so can I -- I was the longest reigning TV Champ of all time, and no award named after me? To that I say boo! And hiss! AND jeer! AT THE SAME TIME! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted September 24, 2003 Everyone's a critic. Vote, monkeys! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
