Daily Defamation - with Chris Eagan

[Guest Briggs92]

Well well well, look what the cat dragged in.

 

I guess I should start by sucking up to the mods so I can get back in.

 

AlwaysPissedOff - nice of you to edit stuff into the "I Want To Be A Mod" thread to make it look as though you told me to stop arguing. I know you've wanted me banned forever, and you finally got your wish. Congrats. Do you feel like a big man now?

 

Moderators are supposed to "moderate" conversations. Administrators are supposed to ban people. APO apparently thinks he is a God and has power to deprive people of their opinions and favor his "friends" in certain situations, thereby making people he dislikes feel like outcasts.

 

To this I say: bullshit.

 

YOU started the argument. YOU continued the argument. I'm sorry I didn't have the power to add the "well, you won't be talking anymore!" punchline because I'm not a mod and can't ban people when they go one-up on you in a conversation.

 

Hopefully someone sees my point in saying that.

 

As for everyone who says that I troll-hunt and such, I haven't done that in a few months, and I'll never do it again. I brought the subject up in that thread to counterpoint APO, who was being a snarly dick at that point.

 

Can you tell I hate APO?

 

Anyways - if I offended any of you, I'm sorry. I never meant harm to anyone in starting an argument with AlwaysPissedOff (except him).

 

If he can't learn to deal with flaming (from ME of all people ), tough shit.

 

I always try to contribute whatever possible content-wise and help you guys out when you need it. (HartFan - I still need to send you those themes, I didn't forget).

 

Please consider my reinstation.

 

Regards,

Chris Eagan

[Nevermortal 0]

Fuck, Eagan, I love ya, but this is a bad idea.

[Ripper 0]

Well, I don't think you should've gotten banned but I don't see anything in your post that would make it so you would be let back.

 

You should have just acted like someone else.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Were you under the impression that people being let back in was a regular thing?

[Papacita 0]

Yeah, Eagan you always seemed cool, but it's not worth it. The fact that you came back under another name just lessens your chances of being reinstated. I'd just leave it alone if I were you.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

Unless you somehow save the board from death, I don't think you'll be coming back.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Eagan, man...emailing one of the mods or something about a possible return to TSM is one thing, but showing up after a ban and making a post is just going to make someone's trigger finger itchy. The intent might be good, but you went about it all wrong.

[Lightning Flik 0]

...he didn't even TRY to be someone else?

 

Wow.

 

*thinks*

 

Wait... I didn't do that either. Nevermind.

[Guest The Old Me]

Eagan, you're acting like PP without the dead mom posts.

[treble 0]

We need more mods.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

We need more mods.

I ELECT EAGEN LOLOLOLOLOLJOKZ

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

We need more mods.

I ELECT EAGEN LOLOLOLOLOLJOKZ

Yeah, I elect Eagan too... to get banned, that is.

 

I'm going to pine for the themes we could have had for the next fourty minutes, then take a bubble bath. When I get out and dry the gayness from me, I expect dinner to be ready.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I imagine Eagen as a guy, whom, when away from the board, spends a great deal of time thinking about the things he will say when he gets on the board. That the majority of his posts were among the most awful mass of diarrhea this side of MarioLogan's brain speaks volumes.

[Mole 0]

Why did Eagan get banned?

[Zack Malibu 0]

I imagine Eagen as a guy, whom, when away from the board, spends a great deal of time thinking about the things he will say when he gets on the board. That the majority of his posts were among the most awful mass of diarrhea this side of MarioLogan's brain speaks volumes.

I said this before, and I'll say it again. Picture Alf saying things like this and it's that much greater.

[Guest El Satanico]

omg a troll...alert the mods

[Art Sandusky 0]

(composes a Wagner-ian opera depicting the meteoric rise and freefall of Eagan's "messageboard reputation" entitled Eaganfried)

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Why did Eagan get banned?

I was tempted to say "Your Mom" but, I will resist temptation.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Why did Eagan get banned?

I was tempted to say "Your Mom" but, I will resist temptation.

It'd also be really really mean, given the person.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I know, that's why I didn't say it. It's just a joke between my friends and I:

 

"The test's today?"

 

"Yeah."

 

"Why?"

 

"Your mom."

 

No offense meant. But indirectly Mole was responseible for PP, who was responsible for Eagan going nuts, so it wasn't incorrect.

[Guest The Old Me]

But he'd be right, in a round about way.

 

Eagan was Mole's defender, or something.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Here's what I mean:

 

1. Mole posted a picture of his mother

 

2. tank abbott made fun of him

 

3. tank was banned and came back as PP

 

4. eagan became annoying looking for PP

 

there ya go.

[AlwaysPissedOff 0]

Well well well, look what the cat dragged in.

 

I guess I should start by sucking up to the mods so I can get back in.

 

AlwaysPissedOff - nice of you to edit stuff into the "I Want To Be A Mod" thread to make it look as though you told me to stop arguing. I know you've wanted me banned forever, and you finally got your wish. Congrats. Do you feel like a big man now?

 

Moderators are supposed to "moderate" conversations. Administrators are supposed to ban people. APO apparently thinks he is a God and has power to deprive people of their opinions and favor his "friends" in certain situations, thereby making people he dislikes feel like outcasts.

 

To this I say: bullshit.

 

YOU started the argument. YOU continued the argument. I'm sorry I didn't have the power to add the "well, you won't be talking anymore!" punchline because I'm not a mod and can't ban people when they go one-up on you in a conversation.

 

Hopefully someone sees my point in saying that.

 

As for everyone who says that I troll-hunt and such, I haven't done that in a few months, and I'll never do it again. I brought the subject up in that thread to counterpoint APO, who was being a snarly dick at that point.

 

Can you tell I hate APO?

Sorry to rain on your parade, Eagan, but I edited nothing in that thread. As for the "I wanted you banned forever" thing, considering all the second chances you were given seems to state otherwise, so that's another strike.

 

Wait... I *only* help and/or show favor to my friends? Like who? Y'know... accusations only work when they aren't completely baseless such as yours.

 

Banky's "I Want To Be a Moderator" thread

 

Whoops, another strike.

 

 

A few months = one month ago? And you offered no counterpoint, only an ignorant observation("you are only on once!") and called me a tool.

 

Just give up the ghost and go away because you're not coming back.

 

End. Of. Sermon.

[Guest The Old Me]

Here's what I mean:

 

1. Mole posted a picture of his mother

 

2. tank abbott made fun of him

 

3. tank was banned and came back as PP

 

4. eagan became annoying looking for PP

 

there ya go.

I don't think I ever saw Tank, but I'm not sure if he was Prince Paul, as I was accused multiple times of being PP, as I guess I joined a few days after his banning. I could be wrong as they were both before my time, but I was embroiled in the PP fiasco upon my entry to the board. What a way you guys greet people.

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

Eagen must be really pathetic to beg to be let back on a message board, under a different name without pretending he isn't him.

 

Just make a new account name and shut up about it.

 

Oops. Better take that back. I don't want to be convicted with accessory to trolling.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

tank was not Prince Paul.

[Guest The Real Nosferatu]

Here's what I mean:

 

1. Mole posted a picture of his mother

 

2. tank abbott made fun of him

 

3. tank was banned and came back as PP

 

4. eagan became annoying looking for PP

 

there ya go.

I don't think I ever saw Tank, but I'm not sure if he was Prince Paul, as I was accused multiple times of being PP, as I guess I joined a few days after his banning. I could be wrong as they were both before my time, but I was embroiled in the PP fiasco upon my entry to the board. What a way you guys greet people.

He was banned in June this year I think. Your registration says October 2002 so you were here WELL before it happend, making Eagen a total idiot.

[Mole 0]

Well then.

[Guest The Old Me]

Here's what I mean:

 

1. Mole posted a picture of his mother

 

2. tank abbott made fun of him

 

3. tank was banned and came back as PP

 

4. eagan became annoying looking for PP

 

there ya go.

I don't think I ever saw Tank, but I'm not sure if he was Prince Paul, as I was accused multiple times of being PP, as I guess I joined a few days after his banning. I could be wrong as they were both before my time, but I was embroiled in the PP fiasco upon my entry to the board. What a way you guys greet people.

He was banned in June this year I think. Your registration says October 2002 so you were here WELL before it happend, making Eagen a total idiot.

This was before PP invaded TSM a few weeks ago though, apparently, he was a normal poster long before I was here.

 

 

TMO- to what do we owe this visit?

 

*waits for something good*

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

An attention whore that can still put out after it's dead? Blasphemous miracles are teh uberroq.