New Me's wife kicks the shit out of him!

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

ADDIS ABABA (Reuters) - An enraged Ethiopian mother of five will be tried for the murder of her husband who died after she crushed his testicles in a fight, police told the state-run Ethiopian News Agency.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Police said on Friday the man was so embarrassed after the incident that he declined to seek treatment for the injury, and died days later.

 

 

 

"Following a disagreement over the husband's spending habits, his wife refused to give him his dinner and also decided to sleep alone," police in the western region of Wellega said.

 

 

 

"The husband was so angered by this affront by his wife that he tried to beat her. In the melee that followed, the wife grabbed and twisted his testicles causing serious damage."

 

 

 

Police said the unnamed woman, a resident of Wayu-Tuka district in Wellega, had had several arguments with her husband about the amount of money he spent on booze.

[Zack Malibu 0]

[mob voice]You mess with New Me, you mess with the family.[/mob voice]

[razazteca 0]

Is this the woman who was sentenced to a public stoning?

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Police said the unnamed woman, a resident of Wayu-Tuka district in Wellega, had had several arguments with her husband about the amount of money he spent on booze.

They have money over there?...

[Guest The Old Me]

You my friend, are an asshole. You have always been an asshole and will always be an asshole. And you're attempt to "flame?" me has fell flat on it's face and makes you look like the silly crotch rot that you really are.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I don't get it...

[Guest The Old Me]

I don't get it...

Me neither. This guy should have just killed himself for me last night.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

nyah.

[Guest The Old Me]

*Hates Andrew W.K.*

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

*Hates Andrew W.K.*

BOOO!

 

AWK rocks.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

People who hate AWK give me the reassurance that I'm at least reasonably intelligent, by comparison.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

Oh, my bad. I meant to say TheMikeSC... sorry TNM, for any damage this rumor may have caused you.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Oh, my bad. I meant to say TheMikeSC... sorry TNM, for any damage this rumor may have caused you.

That just raises further questions...

[Mole 0]

Oh, my bad. I meant to say TheMikeSC... sorry TNM, for any damage this rumor may have caused you.

This still makes no sense.

[Guest The Old Me]

Okay then, fuck this thread.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=59&t=40974

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

This was bandwidth well used...

[Steviekick 0]

*Hates Andrew W.K.*

AWK is the second coming of greatness to the world~!

 

all hail AWK

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

So, a guy says he was beaten up by his ex, and you think it'd be a good idea to make a thread taking the piss out of him for that?

 

Cock.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

Fuckin' limey dickwad.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Oooh, burn.

 

You up all night thinking of that one?

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

No, I was too busy drinking some beers and watching the Sox win last night, Ali G

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

No, I was too busy drinking some beers and watching the Sox win last night, Ali G

Wow, that's really funny and cool! A sarcastic, beer swilling, Star Wars-loving wrestling fan? You must be such a popular guy, I wish I was gay so I could fuck your mouth and call you Sally.

 

 

 

Now, try and guess if I was being sarcastic.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Just because you aren't gay doesn't mean you can't fuck him in the mouth and call him Sally.

 

It just means you might not enjoy it in a sexual way; although you might like it in a dominating way.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I'd prefer it if I was gay though. If I wasn't enjoying it, I wouldn't call him Sally, and that would be half the fun...

[MrRant 0]

Sally isn't demeaning though. Calling someone Abigail while blowing your load though is.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Abagail is too many syllables to be screaming out when you're cumming into JF4H's mouth. Sally just rolls off the tongue, you know? It feels right.

 

Although I could call him both and really confuse him.

[MrRant 0]

But you can thrust and spurt with each syllable.

 

Ab (THRUST)- I - (THRUST) - GAIL~!(THRUST).

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

That would suggest that it takes more than three thrusts to shoot my load.

 

And that is a mistake many girls have lived to regret making in the past...

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

It's all about Hortense.