The One And Only Band Name Idea Thread

[Guest Boomer Sprinklespax]

So my friends and I are thinking of starting a band which will probably be some sort of 70's-80's punk/new wave sounding thing (I'm thinking along the lines of The Stooges, but a bit more melodic). Anyways, we've had many, many ideas for band names, and have never really settled on any one. I thought perhaps I'd start a thread for good band names that have never been used, and here it is. This will either go down in flames or be lifted to the heavens, I suppose, but nevertheless, here are a few we've pondered in the past...

 

The Pubic Hares

Red Light Go

Mosquito #12

The F-Bombs

Cupid Stunts

Kangaroo Henchmen

Adjective Noun

 

Anyways...anyone else have any good ideas, questions, or comments? Add names as you please, for they will all be considered.

[Nighthawk 0]

Blorgleblak and the Blee Blop Blip Bloops

 

It sounds like I just made up random syllables, but I do think it's a good name.

[Guest Boomer Sprinklespax]

Oh, yes, a few I had forgotten...

 

Joe Cancer & The Free Radicals

Spazmatic

The Polite Thieves (I attended an Eels concert whereupon the ending came to the THIRD encore...I took a water bottle that E, the lead singer, had beside his piano, as I was very thirsty...when the Eels came back out 15 minutes later to play for the quarter of the audience that was left, I put the half gone bottle of water back beside his piano...I told E this after the show, and he called us "Polite Thieves," hence the name)

[Sandman9000 0]

Jesus Christ Axe Murderer

[A Happy Medium 0]

Corruption of Blood

My Asian-Mormon Ex Boyrfriend Forrest

The Wananas

Erie Sanitation Department

Colourific Mist

The Tom Thumb Kids

David's Gnome

Polaroid Hexagon

3 Inept Guards

 

..k, the last like five i just made up now..and I know they suck.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Troll Logic (hey I had to say it before Cavi came in and said it.)

 

Midget Kick (don't ask me why, but I liked the sound of it.)

 

Mr. Umphus and the Mothership (If you weeeelllll)

[Guest Mindless_Aggression]

Squint 483.

Cash in on them dumbass pop punk fans at all opportunities I say.

[DARRYLXWF 0]

Satan's Bitches

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Stranger and the Townies.

 

Or BLAMMO!. Shit, use 'em both.

 

"We are Stranger and the Townies...but you will call us BLAMMO!"

 

That shit should be on a t-shirt.

 

K.

[Guest Nanks]

Driftwood

Subject to Change

Antifreeze

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

The Drink

Lobotomy for Table 7

The Gay Thundercats

Fisted

Erections of God

 

...slow day at work...

[Guest Memphis]

Driftwood

Gold.

[Guest Choken One]

Driftood sounds like a nu metal/generic band like Puddle of Mudd or Saliva.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

If you're playing 70's punkish stuff, then The F-Bombs is the best one on your list.

 

How about..

 

Born Drunk

Unchaste

The Classless

Where's my Tractor?

The Din

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

Some Band Names:

 

Resin Pit

Shlitzed

Shindig Jackson and the Furious 61

Bleeding From the Eyes

The Midget Menagerie

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

The Steve Jeltz Experience

[Nevermortal 0]

Vertical Stripes

Vladimir and the Impalers

Trusty Steed

Stu and the Bisques

Ancient Nubia

Dynasty XXX

Novelty Act

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Dybbuk

Zhorn

Sound Like The Hu-Man (my friend's grind/funk/metal band...Agent, you might like them, they're decent enough, but the vocals suck; and the name is a quote from the classic b-movie Robot Monster)

The Family Crow (or insert any other name)

Cuntface Shenanigans

Society Taught Destruction

Preparation H Bomb

Phagz

Dahmer's Messiah

[AndrewTS 0]

The F-Bombs

 

It's more or less taken--a band around here is called "F-Bomb."

 

 

Sound Like The Hu-Man (my friend's grind/funk/metal band...Agent, you might like them, they're decent enough, but the vocals suck; and the name is a quote from the classic b-movie Robot Monster)

 

I could think of a bunch of band names just using that as a basis.

 

Similarly, Live/Die Like the Human.

 

Other MST3k/b-movie inspired ones. Just making them up if ya think they suck.

 

TOR-CHA!

The Master Wouldn't Approve

The Amazing Colossal ____ (pretty much anything).

The One(s) with the Gun(s)

We'll Kill You With a Forklift

Time for Go to Dead

Watch Out for Snakes

 

I think there's already a band called Soylent Green.

 

Random ones:

 

Weasels Ripped My Flesh

Brick Slaughterhouse

Shitstompers

Ball-Lakers

Edited October 6, 2003 by AndrewTS

[Guest El Satanico]

You could use Soylent with some other colour. Soylent Orange...Soylent Magenta

 

Satan's Satans

Suicidal Tenderloin

 

More mst3k inspired...

 

Sleeeeep!

TV's Frank

We Love Gamara

Gamara Is Turtle Meat

Mother Forrester and The Bobos

Doctor Forrester and The Inventions

Micheal Joel and The Bots

[Nighthawk 0]

Squirm

Steven Tyler Worm

Mr. Beardsley

 

^

all from the same mst3k episode

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Weasels Ripped My Flesh

 

That's a Frank Zappa album.

 

Another punkish name: The Piss Shivers.

[Red Baron 0]

The All Knighters

Roughly Perfect

 

 

uh...

 

Christian Anarchists

[Guest meanmaisch]

The Steve Jeltz Experience

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

A few more:

 

Pontious Pilate and the Naildrivers

The Overly Agressive Pacifists

The Purple Nurples

[Guest Boomer Sprinklespax]

A few more:

 

Pontious Pilate and the Naildrivers

The Overly Agressive Pacifists

The Purple Nurples

Those are all great names, especially The Overly Aggressive Pacifists, or T.O.A.P. for short. We could wear off-white suits during our performances.

Edited October 6, 2003 by DropToeHoldOntoChair

[AndrewTS 0]

Weasels Ripped My Flesh

 

That's a Frank Zappa album.

Ah-ha, but it can also be a band name. Well, maybe "...our flesh."

[B. Brian Brunzell 0]

Why, thank you DTHOC. I still like the Naildrivers, but to each his own.

[Cartman 0]

We Play Bad Music

[Lando Griffin 0]

Chocolate Pop Tart Butterballs (partially taken from a South Park episode)

Peter Johnson and The Felchers

The Queefs

Grade D Canadian Beef

Unfit for Consumption