The One And Only I have lost all meaning thread

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Tell me what the fuck am I about! I don't know anymore!

[the max 0]

You had meaning?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Where the fuck have I seen that Pumpkindude from??

[Dr. Tom 0]

Changing your name a lot? And... uh... not much else, really.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Mario's had more personas than Billy Gunn.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Mario's had more personas than Billy Gunn.

I do?! Count them:

 

 

Mario Alan Logan

Al

Mario Logan

Plush Cthulhu

The Call of Logan

OU812

Red Rocker Rules

Cthulhu

Elv1s

Sharkolgalanchequake

Loch Ness

Hermie the Dentist

The Taskmaster

Vlad Tepes Dracul III

(Is trying to change name to something, you will see it soon)

[Zack Malibu 0]

Smoking Gunn Billy Gunn

"Evil" Smoking Gunn Billy Gunn

Rockabilly

Bad Ass Billy Gunn

Mr. Ass

"The One" Billy Gunn

Billy G

Billy and Chuck Billy Gunn

Babyface Billy and Chuck Billy Gunn

 

...and now he's Mr. Ass again. Just like you are now Sharkolgawhatever again. You're following the same path.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Smoking Gunn Billy Gunn

"Evil" Smoking Gunn Billy Gunn

Rockabilly

Bad Ass Billy Gunn

Mr. Ass

"The One" Billy Gunn

Billy G

Billy and Chuck Billy Gunn

Babyface Billy and Chuck Billy Gunn

 

...and now he's Mr. Ass again. Just like you are now Sharkolgawhatever again. You're following the same path.

Where does this lead to?

[Zack Malibu 0]

Smoking Gunn Billy Gunn

"Evil" Smoking Gunn Billy Gunn

Rockabilly

Bad Ass Billy Gunn

Mr. Ass

"The One" Billy Gunn

Billy G

Billy and Chuck Billy Gunn

Babyface Billy and Chuck Billy Gunn

 

...and now he's Mr. Ass again.  Just like you are now Sharkolgawhatever again.  You're following the same path.

Where does this lead to?

Apparently to you getting a hot valet that is supposed to make up for your inability to do much in the ring. But then you'll get injured and it all becomes irrelevant anyhow.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Seriously though, where is your sig from??

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Where the fuck have I seen that Pumpkindude from??

Real Ghostbusters. Not even the God of Halloween will help me! Should I be a mod's lackey to make up for my shortcomings?!

[Ripper 0]

My mind hasn't even tried to register how to say your user name now. I just think sharkalakado in my head when I see it. So you are the guy whose name I will never attempt to learn.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

My mind hasn't even tried to register how to say your user name now. I just think sharkalakado in my head when I see it. So you are the guy whose name I will never attempt to learn.

Just think of John Tenta.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

The thing is, everyone just refers to you as Mario, so why change it all the time?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Mario, what you need to do, is to be the opposite of what you are. Remember opposite day in elementary school? That needs to become your life. Whenever you begin doing something that is part of your daily routine, you need to stop yourself, think "It's Opposite Life" and do something completely contrary to the act you were about to perform.

 

Realize that you're just passing through this lil' thing we call life, and that the rest of yours is going to be marked by insignifigance, wasted years, regret, and missed chances, just like all kinds of other people. Your only hope is to completely tune out. I'm pretty sure you fail at every social and personal endeavor, right? The answer is natural hallucinogens. You need to go on a vision quest, and wake up from your selfless nightmare with no point of view. Yeah, it might compromise your personal and moral codes, but what the fuck has any of that gotten you at this point?

 

Chow down on some mescaline, and see where life leads you.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

My mind hasn't even tried to register how to say your user name now. I just think sharkalakado in my head when I see it. So you are the guy whose name I will never attempt to learn.

Sharkol - gelancha - quake...that's how I pronounce it.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Realize that you're just passing through this lil' thing we call life, and that the rest of yours is going to be marked by insignifigance, wasted years, regret, and missed chances, just like all kinds of other people. Your only hope is to completely tune out. I'm pretty sure you fail at every social and personal endeavor, right? The answer is natural hallucinogens. You need to go on a vision quest, and wake up from your selfless nightmare with no point of view. Yeah, it might compromise your personal and moral codes, but what the fuck has any of that gotten you at this point?

That sounds pretty damn convincing. And yes I have failed at many attempts at well, everything.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Hey Mario, didn't your dad get busted for making Crystel Meth?

 

If so, then I suggest it's time to get into the "Family Business".

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Hey Mario, didn't your dad get busted for making Crystel Meth?

 

If so, then I suggest it's time to get into the "Family Business".

Ummm....no I wont. I tried to collect money for him, which I also failed at, but I made some friends in the process.

[Guest JMA]

Yay. Someone with more name changes than myself.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Mario, what you need to do, is to be the opposite of what you are. Remember opposite day in elementary school? That needs to become your life. Whenever you begin doing something that is part of your daily routine, you need to stop yourself, think "It's Opposite Life" and do something completely contrary to the act you were about to perform.

 

Realize that you're just passing through this lil' thing we call life, and that the rest of yours is going to be marked by insignifigance, wasted years, regret, and missed chances, just like all kinds of other people. Your only hope is to completely tune out. I'm pretty sure you fail at every social and personal endeavor, right? The answer is natural hallucinogens. You need to go on a vision quest, and wake up from your selfless nightmare with no point of view. Yeah, it might compromise your personal and moral codes, but what the fuck has any of that gotten you at this point?

 

Chow down on some mescaline, and see where life leads you.

Why wasn't my school informed of this "Opposite Day"? It would've helped justify ALOT of things.

 

And JMA, for the record, I've only seen you have the one you got now.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Whoa, Zach's a Moderator now? When did THAT happen.

 

 

 

Oh, and I have nothing else to add to this, other than just name yourself mario again. Shakalakadooloo is just to tiring to pronounce.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Ok, if your old man cooked crank, then you can get something to trip off of. If not, there's always DXM, which can be found in plain ol' Coricidin cold and cough tablets. Just pop the lion's share of a box, and you just might see something.

[Guest The Old Me]

Smoking Gunn Billy Gunn

"Evil" Smoking Gunn Billy Gunn

Rockabilly

Bad Ass Billy Gunn

Mr. Ass

"The One" Billy Gunn

Billy G

Billy and Chuck Billy Gunn

Babyface Billy and Chuck Billy Gunn

 

...and now he's Mr. Ass again.  Just like you are now Sharkolgawhatever again.  You're following the same path.

Where does this lead to?

Fat kids camp?

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I may have found a direction, next week I'm going to court to legally change my name to:

 

Plushy Al Logan

 

 

Tell me what you think.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Have you been hallucinating?

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

<---- Is not amused.

[PLAGIARISM! 0]

I STAB DUKS

[alfdogg 0]

That isn't nice.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Bach is Dead