TSA09 Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Past lives revealed Past Life Name: Arthur Packman Past Life City: Boca Raton, FL Past Life Job: Dresser, A surgeon's assistant in a hospital How You died: Cocaine overdose
Ced Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: Susan Ondaraget Past Life City: Yakima, WA Past Life Job: Teamster How You died: A group of monkeys attacked you and clubbed you to death. My past life death owns my current impending death.
El Gigante Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: Walter Sneezecake Past Life City: London Past Life Job: Mailman How You died: Hit in the head with a frying pan by your spouce. What a life I had, eh.
eiker_ir Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: Clara Sue McGillycudy (WTF) Past Life City: Ann Arbor, Michigan Past Life Job: Coal Miner How You died: Abducted by Aliens, probed anally, and left for dead in garbage dumpster (yeah~!)
Guest Askewniverse Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: John Sackeyhackey Past Life City: San Antonio Past Life Job: Mason How You Died: Murdered by your lover
teke184 Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Stanley Pritchett City: Philadelphia Job: Soldier mechanic who did repairs Death: Outhouse floor gave way and drowned in own shit. I think this is pretty damn appropriate given Smackdown this week...
Guest Fook Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Josephine Rater City: Butte, Montana Job: Mayor Death: In a wheelchair, pushed down Yankee Stadium steps with body flipping up and landing on third base. Wow, I pulled a Nordberg.
The Metal Maniac Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Carl Cameronpoe City: Bern, Switzerland Job: Baker Death: Jumped out a fifth storey window. Sounds fun.
spiny norman Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Ada Muhameed City: Manhattan, USA Job: Customs Inspector Death: Shot by spouse for snoring too loud.
Corey_Lazarus Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: Arthur Packman (me and Jen were the same person?!) Past Life City: Orlando Past Life Job: Soldier Mechanic Who Did Repairs Past Life Death: Bitten to death by fire ants
Hank Kingsley Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Emily Doorchester Amsterdam Millionaire Dragged by car for 8 miles.
Cuban Linx Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: Ellen Surger Your Past Life City: Manhattan Your Past Life Job: Secretary How You Died: Gagged on lover's private part during oral sex Yay, and stuff.
Nighthawk Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: Dick Cox Past Life City: Intercourse, PA Past Life Job: Gay porn star How You Died: choked on penis
kkktookmybabyaway Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 I was Sara something-or-other, but I died of a Coke overdose. Maybe we were sniffing the same line TSA...
CanadianChris Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Marion Cracksmoker City: Tijuana, Mexico Job: Secretary How you died: Choked on your own vomit. I call shenanigans on this site. No one could have a last name of Cracksmoker.
Cran Da Maniac Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Ellen Surger City: Santa Fe, New Mexico Occupation: Congressman Death: Choked on my own vomit
Guest ToddRoyal Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Roy Calhoun City: Toronto Job: Seller of Fish Death: Shot to death while trying to rob a mafia poker game
Guest The Old Me Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Paul Silliman Cincinnati Hooker Assinated (is that a joke?)
Sandman9000 Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Ann-Taylor Gibbons Dallas Priest Bled to death after intentionally cutting hand off with saw
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name : Ruby Tuemon My Past Life City : Oklahoma City My Past Life Job : Inventor How I died : After a 62-year coma, died of an ingrown hair infection
Guest Flyboy Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: Leroy Gaynow Past Life City: Memphis Past Life Job: Beer Manufacturer How I Died: Fell into an open grave and at that moment they began to backfill the grave and you were buried alive ... Oookay, then.
Lord of The Curry Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Marion Cracksmoker City: Tijuana, Mexico Job: Secretary How you died: Choked on your own vomit. I call shenanigans on this site. No one could have a last name of Cracksmoker. Really? I thought it was supposed to be serious.......... My past name: Liz Drucker My past city: Vienna, Austria My past job: Writer How I died: Shot to death by spouse for snoring too loud.
Guest TheGame2705 Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 I was Sara something-or-other, but I died of a Coke overdose. Maybe we were sniffing the same line TSA... This has to be the best one.
Red Baron Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Real Name: Ernest Tubby Past City Life: Stockholm, Sweden Past Job Life: Whore How You Died: Died While Choking Yourself During Masturbation
1234-5678 Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Claude Hopper Butte, Montana Inventor Dragged by a car for 8 miles Hehe.........Butte
MarvinisaLunatic Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Marvin Shirely Buffalo, NY Giver of Charity to Needy Decapitated riding a motorcycle through a fence Wierd I got the name Marvin..
justsoyouknow Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Thelma Louiser Past City: Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Past job: Mayor Death: Died in Prison Fight
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 Herman Munsterchiz Nashville Wood Carver Eaten by a lion that was then eaten by a shark.
Guest KJ Brackish Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 I was some bastard that died from trying to rob a poker game in none other than...... PROVO, Utah! Can you believe the idiocy and irony in all of that?!? I live here in Salt Lake City......am I doomed to live all of my lives in UTAH?!? BAH! EvoNex
Adam Posted October 9, 2003 Report Posted October 9, 2003 William Devanull St. Petersburg, FL Clerk Got caught in a bear trap
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