TSA09 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Past lives revealed Past Life Name: Arthur Packman Past Life City: Boca Raton, FL Past Life Job: Dresser, A surgeon's assistant in a hospital How You died: Cocaine overdose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: Susan Ondaraget Past Life City: Yakima, WA Past Life Job: Teamster How You died: A group of monkeys attacked you and clubbed you to death. My past life death owns my current impending death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
El Gigante 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: Walter Sneezecake Past Life City: London Past Life Job: Mailman How You died: Hit in the head with a frying pan by your spouce. What a life I had, eh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eiker_ir 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: Clara Sue McGillycudy (WTF) Past Life City: Ann Arbor, Michigan Past Life Job: Coal Miner How You died: Abducted by Aliens, probed anally, and left for dead in garbage dumpster (yeah~!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Askewniverse Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: John Sackeyhackey Past Life City: San Antonio Past Life Job: Mason How You Died: Murdered by your lover Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teke184 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Stanley Pritchett City: Philadelphia Job: Soldier mechanic who did repairs Death: Outhouse floor gave way and drowned in own shit. I think this is pretty damn appropriate given Smackdown this week... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Josephine Rater City: Butte, Montana Job: Mayor Death: In a wheelchair, pushed down Yankee Stadium steps with body flipping up and landing on third base. Wow, I pulled a Nordberg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Carl Cameronpoe City: Bern, Switzerland Job: Baker Death: Jumped out a fifth storey window. Sounds fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Ada Muhameed City: Manhattan, USA Job: Customs Inspector Death: Shot by spouse for snoring too loud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: Arthur Packman (me and Jen were the same person?!) Past Life City: Orlando Past Life Job: Soldier Mechanic Who Did Repairs Past Life Death: Bitten to death by fire ants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Emily Doorchester Amsterdam Millionaire Dragged by car for 8 miles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: Ellen Surger Your Past Life City: Manhattan Your Past Life Job: Secretary How You Died: Gagged on lover's private part during oral sex Yay, and stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: Dick Cox Past Life City: Intercourse, PA Past Life Job: Gay porn star How You Died: choked on penis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 I was Sara something-or-other, but I died of a Coke overdose. Maybe we were sniffing the same line TSA... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Marion Cracksmoker City: Tijuana, Mexico Job: Secretary How you died: Choked on your own vomit. I call shenanigans on this site. No one could have a last name of Cracksmoker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Ellen Surger City: Santa Fe, New Mexico Occupation: Congressman Death: Choked on my own vomit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ToddRoyal Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Roy Calhoun City: Toronto Job: Seller of Fish Death: Shot to death while trying to rob a mafia poker game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Paul Silliman Cincinnati Hooker Assinated (is that a joke?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Ann-Taylor Gibbons Dallas Priest Bled to death after intentionally cutting hand off with saw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name : Ruby Tuemon My Past Life City : Oklahoma City My Past Life Job : Inventor How I died : After a 62-year coma, died of an ingrown hair infection Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Past Life Name: Leroy Gaynow Past Life City: Memphis Past Life Job: Beer Manufacturer How I Died: Fell into an open grave and at that moment they began to backfill the grave and you were buried alive ... Oookay, then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Marion Cracksmoker City: Tijuana, Mexico Job: Secretary How you died: Choked on your own vomit. I call shenanigans on this site. No one could have a last name of Cracksmoker. Really? I thought it was supposed to be serious.......... My past name: Liz Drucker My past city: Vienna, Austria My past job: Writer How I died: Shot to death by spouse for snoring too loud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheGame2705 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 I was Sara something-or-other, but I died of a Coke overdose. Maybe we were sniffing the same line TSA... This has to be the best one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Real Name: Ernest Tubby Past City Life: Stockholm, Sweden Past Job Life: Whore How You Died: Died While Choking Yourself During Masturbation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Claude Hopper Butte, Montana Inventor Dragged by a car for 8 miles Hehe.........Butte Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Marvin Shirely Buffalo, NY Giver of Charity to Needy Decapitated riding a motorcycle through a fence Wierd I got the name Marvin.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Name: Thelma Louiser Past City: Myrtle Beach, South Carolina Past job: Mayor Death: Died in Prison Fight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 Herman Munsterchiz Nashville Wood Carver Eaten by a lion that was then eaten by a shark. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KJ Brackish Report post Posted October 9, 2003 I was some bastard that died from trying to rob a poker game in none other than...... PROVO, Utah! Can you believe the idiocy and irony in all of that?!? I live here in Salt Lake City......am I doomed to live all of my lives in UTAH?!? BAH! EvoNex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2003 William Devanull St. Petersburg, FL Clerk Got caught in a bear trap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites