Guest Ray Posted October 16, 2003 Report Posted October 16, 2003 You know you want it. #1. Goldberg can sell a body part for more than two minutes. #2. Goldberg can draw money. #3. Goldberg blowing moves is funny. #4. Goldberg looks somewhat like Steve Austin. Austin = god. #5. Goldberg doesn't hit the bong. #6. Goldberg had a cooler entrance. #7. Goldberg can do a serious "I'm going to hurt you" face. RVD can't. #8. Grunting > Saying "Dude" #9. Goldberg doesn't throw girly forearms. and finally... #10. Goldberg has the World title and Van Dam doesn't! Take it from there~!
justsoyouknow Posted October 16, 2003 Report Posted October 16, 2003 #5. Goldberg doesn't hit the bong. Never hit the bong, have we? Smoking weed=instant popularity
Guest Ray Posted October 16, 2003 Report Posted October 16, 2003 Smokers are jokers. [/rodd and todd]
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted October 16, 2003 Report Posted October 16, 2003 If Goldberg hit a bong, he'd probably just break his fist. And why is this in NHB? So we can call Ray a dumb fuck?
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted October 16, 2003 Report Posted October 16, 2003 #5. Goldberg doesn't hit the bong. Never hit the bong, have we? Smoking weed=instant popularity MADNESS!!!!
razazteca Posted October 16, 2003 Report Posted October 16, 2003 Goldberg's dressing room is a janitor closet.
{''({o..o})''} Posted October 16, 2003 Report Posted October 16, 2003 I think Ray here might not like RVD.
justsoyouknow Posted October 16, 2003 Report Posted October 16, 2003 #5. Goldberg doesn't hit the bong. Never hit the bong, have we? Smoking weed=instant popularity MADNESS!!!! Madness? Oh yeah...dig it. What is this madness that you speak of?
AlwaysPissedOff Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 #9 made me laugh out loud... heh.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 I agree with 3, 4, 7, and 9.
Guest The Real Nosferatu Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 It would be funnier if you said 100 reasons why Papa Smurf > Goldberg. But your an Angle hater so it doesn't matter. [/kidding]
Lil' Bitch Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 RVD martial arts > Goldberg martial arts
PLAGIARISM! Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 How edgy. Reason one is the selling, reason two is the entrance, that is it. And how stupid does 'One and only 100 reasons' sound?
alfdogg Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 #3. Goldberg blowing moves is funny. ANYONE blowing moves is funny.
SamoaRowe Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 RVD wrestling the way he does the past few years injury free > Goldberg tripping over his shoe-lace in the parking lot.
Ripper Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 Goldberg has small girl like calf muscles. Goldberg a bigger Tattoo. Goldberg played football. Goldberg beat Jerry Flynn 60 times. Goldberg uses a piped in chant, while RVD has to go and get his own out the crowd. Goldberg can run down speeding cars on foot. Goldberg wouldn't sell in a real fight so why should he sell in a ring. Goldberg says "You're NEXT" and RVD says "RVD".... Goldberg uses fewer syllables to get himself over. I'm not really sure how any of these prove that Goldberg is better than RVD; therefore it should fit perfectly in Ray's list.
{''({o..o})''} Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 Goldberg was in Skittles commerials. Goldberg is in the new Loonie Tunes movie. Goldberg doesn't have a "turtle neck" if you know what I mean. Goldberg was on the Man Show before it sucked.
NYU Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 Well, this thread was a rousing success Sorry, but Goldberg isn't near as good as RVD. Hell, I'd go as far to say that Orton>Goldberg. Sad, but true.
Downhome Posted October 17, 2003 Report Posted October 17, 2003 Goldberg pinned Hulk Hogan in Atlanta, Ga. to win the WCW World Championship... ...and I was there. That's reason enough for me.
Guest Ray Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Sorry, but Goldberg isn't near as good as RVD. You say that as if Van Dam is actually a good wrestler.
Lil' Bitch Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Black Mask 2 > Universal Soldier: The Return
Guest BionicRedneck Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 Well, the RVD lovers certainly got out of their prams over this one. You can mock Goldberg all you want, and compare him to the Big Bossman, but don't ever (even in jest) suggest that Rob Van Dam sucks worse than Goldberg! I agree with everything Ray said.
The Ghost of bps21 Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 I agree with everything Ray said. *dies of shock*
Guest BionicRedneck Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 I agree with everything Ray said. *dies of shock* Well, if you actually look at his first post, how can you disagree? #1. Goldberg can sell a body part for more than two minutes. This is especially true. RVD can't. Goldberg has sold convincingly several times since he has been in the WWE, RVD never has. I would seriously prefer to watch a Goldberg match than an RVD match. RVD couldn't wrestle an intelligent, psychologically sound wrestling match if his life depended on it. At least Goldberg can wrestle a basic squash match.
{''({o..o})''} Posted October 18, 2003 Report Posted October 18, 2003 You know, I think most people here know that cancer can kill you and is not a thing you want to have. The thing is, you don't have to say it at every oppurtunity because people know. When you vomit up your opinion ad nausem, it just makes you look foolish and even trollish in some cases.
PLAGIARISM! Posted October 20, 2003 Report Posted October 20, 2003 Good God, whilst I agree with the Goldberg > RVD argument, the 'RVD sucks' posts are now, somewhat ironically, around three times as frequent as the 'RVD's good' posts.
Guest FrigidSoul Posted October 20, 2003 Report Posted October 20, 2003 I think all the cars that have come close to running over Goldberg are related to the Limo that he decided to bash in the window of. Its kinda like Maximum Overdrive and Goldie is Emilio Estevez Oh, and Goldberg is the result of ingenius booking and has lived off of that forever whilst RVD has actually performed his way to fame
DerangedHermit Posted October 20, 2003 Report Posted October 20, 2003 We don't see Goldberg's BUTT sweat.
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