The One and Only WWE No Mercy 2003 Thread

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

A horrible match followed up by an even more horrible promo. Jesus.

 

My ratings-

 

Rey/Tajiri- ****

Albert/Benoit- ***1/4

Hardy/Zach- **1/8

APA/Bashams- *1/2

So, it's just getting progressively worse as we go?

Ans it aint gonna get better yet...

[The Mandarin 0]

Hardy/Zach- **1/8

 

We don't take kindly to folks who break srtars in eighths around here.

Eh, that's true, it didn't even deserve that last eighth.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

I know this is off topic, but did Benoit seem hurt after being dropped on his head? I'm not ordering and just got back from my girlfriends so I just read that....

First Billy Gunn almost kills Benoit and now A-Train?

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I'd really mark for a goar to a midget Santa camerman...

[tpww7 0]

Benoit was shaken up, but fine.

[Nevermortal 0]

Linda's pants are hiked up like above her fucking neck.

[Repo Man jr 0]

How's match lengths been?

Good.

 

Nothing apart from the APA match has seemed too long or too short.

Rey Tajiri seemed quite long, maybe close to 15 mins. Benoit A Train also, I think atleast 10. Gowen Hardy was around 5 mins.

[Downhome 0]

Well, here comes the shit.

 

Sable is just SMOKING tonight though, wow.

[Guest Nobody in Particular]

Uh oh. The graphic said "Vince" McMahon. Somebody's gonna lose a job.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

I know this is off topic, but did Benoit seem hurt after being dropped on his head? I'm not ordering and just got back from my girlfriends so I just read that....

First Billy Gunn almost kills Benoit and now A-Train?

He wasn't KO'd. He looked shaken, but might just have been selling it.

 

Fair play to A-Train, he put on a choke-hold to allow Bnoit time to recover.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Stephanies not wearing underwear it seems.....oh sorry.

 

Linda is the enxt coming of Urkel.

[Guest Basswitch]

I cant believe Hardy lost to Gowen...

 

What's the point, i dont get it? Is WWE trying to absolutely kill absolutely everyone who is over.

 

Every time i see Gowen he looks more and more like a sperm.

[Repo Man jr 0]

I know this is off topic, but did Benoit seem hurt after being dropped on his head? I'm not ordering and just got back from my girlfriends so I just read that....

First Billy Gunn almost kills Benoit and now A-Train?

He came down on on the top/side of his head and neck. Looked in pain for 10 seconds, but then carried on like normal. His mouth was busted up earlier too.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Oh, joy - screeching for the next 10 minutes or so.

[CanadianChick 0]

Well, at least it's not the main event, right?

[Nevermortal 0]

Two moves in, and this is the worst ever.

[chirs3 0]

Uh oh. The graphic said "Vince" McMahon. Somebody's gonna lose a job.

Forgive me, I'm slow tonight. What's wrong with that?

[tpww7 0]

I saw plenty of grabbing there.

[SamoaRowe 0]

All i can say is THANK GOD the McMahon match isn't the last match of the night.

 

This sort of reminds me of No Way Out 2001 when the heavily hyped Austin/HHH match was in the middle of the show and was followed up by Jerry Lawler vs Steven Richards...

 

 

.... wow... Steven Richards on a PPV? Seems weird to imagine now...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Vinces music rocks.

 

And some good heat for this match. Either that or they just turned the mikes up...

[AndrewTS 0]

Uh oh.  The graphic said "Vince" McMahon.  Somebody's gonna lose a job.

Forgive me, I'm slow tonight. What's wrong with that?

Instead of "Mr. McMahon" I guess.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

The crowd is already turning. "This is hard to watch", "Just call this thing off", "This is sick", = very apt commentary.

[Guest Real F'n Show]

I cant believe Hardy lost to Gowen...

 

What's the point, i dont get it? Is WWE trying to absolutely kill absolutely everyone who is over.

 

Every time i see Gowen he looks more and more like a sperm.

holy shit he does

[The Mandarin 0]

How long has it been since an "Asshole" chant?

[Nevermortal 0]

Imagine if there was a big mutiny in the back and the whole locker room walked out?

[tpww7 0]

Steph's offense is all kicks.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

You know what would make this match better?

 

Goldberg and some mule-kicks of shining justice.

[tpww7 0]

Vince with a single leg crab....nice steph ass shot though...

[SamoaRowe 0]

The crowd is already turning. "This is hard to watch", "Just call this thing off", "This is sick", = very apt commentary.

The crowd turning makes me very VERY happy. Any "boring" chants yet?

[CanadianChick 0]

I'm pretty pissed that Hardy lost, but hopefully this will lead to something. I don't want him to turn face, but if that's what it takes to get him a push, so be it.