MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2003 LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Six British schoolboys were rushed to the hospital after taking the erection-enhancing drug Viagra at lunchtime for a dare, the school said Thursday. Paramedics were called after a fellow student told teachers about the 13-year-olds' prank, a spokesperson for Forest School in Winnersh, in southern England, said. The local education authority said they think the student took the pills from home and brought them to the all-boys school where he shared them with five friends. The school has a no drugs policy and the students likely will face punishment, especially the student who brought the pills into school, the education authority said. The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done." Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off. The effects of Viagra are typically felt for up to 4 hours, according to viagra.com. ------------------------------------------------- I'm sure The New Me is formulating someway of slipping Viagra into Halloween candy as we post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 24, 2003 I'm sure The New Me is formulating someway of slipping Viagra into Halloween candy as we post. You're like the evil devil on my shoulder....always giving me good advice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 They're in England, quite near me. Want me to send them over? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 Melt it down, mix with chocolate. Voila. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 Come on... what 13 year old male wouldn't want a perpetual erection? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 I wonder if they were also treated for third-degree burns on their hands... BA DUM DAH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 Come on... what 13 year old male wouldn't want a perpetual erection? One anywhere near The New Me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 I hope the school isn't too hard on these kids. And just when you thought it was safe to go up to the chalkboard... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted October 24, 2003 Yeah, some kid did this at my school last year and worse he'd walk away and try to "poke" girls - so he got in deep shit for doing the prank AND sexual harrassment punishments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted October 24, 2003 Come on... what 13 year old male wouldn't want a perpetual erection? What 13 year old male doesn't have a perpetual erection? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 24, 2003 I would have never done that at that age. I'd have been scared all day walking around with a boner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 I hope the school isn't too hard on these kids. Oh, I think they're hard enough already. BAH DUM DAH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hogan Made Wrestling 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 I hope the school isn't too hard on these kids. And just when you thought it was safe to go up to the chalkboard... Since you brought it up... has anyone here ever been called to the chalkboard while sitting at their desk with an erection? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 I hope the school isn't too hard on these kids. And just when you thought it was safe to go up to the chalkboard... Since you brought it up... has anyone here ever been called to the chalkboard while sitting at their desk with an erection? *raises hand* How many of you had that happen to you in the same classroom as the girl you had a crush on? *raises hand* Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 *also raises hand* I started having them with no provocation in sixth grade. Those were the worse. Fellow classmate: Hey Tom, come out man. It's recess! Me: UH, I'm gonna study or something. Fellow classmate: Whatever dude. (under his breath) Fucking weirdo. Seventh grade is where I started wishing I could bang broads and the hard ons just kept a comin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cartman 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 Well the good thing about that is, alot of broads these days are whore's at an early age...so when thay notice...well...you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 I hope the school isn't too hard on these kids. And just when you thought it was safe to go up to the chalkboard... Since you brought it up... has anyone here ever been called to the chalkboard while sitting at their desk with an erection? *raises hand* How many of you had that happen to you in the same classroom as the girl you had a crush on? *raises hand* Dames Who has had one while lifting weights and others notice? *starts to raise hand then quickly points at Dames and laughs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2003 I knew Classic Shit would come up and bite me in the ass one day... Admit it...it was FUNNY! Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 24, 2003 What was your method of erection camoflauge? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 24, 2003 What was your method of erection camoflauge? A book in front of the crotch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 24, 2003 I tied my shoe..ducking down like that would free up the bloodflow or something, and reduce the boner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 24, 2003 I tied my shoe..ducking down like that would free up the bloodflow or something, and reduce the boner. Did it work? Sometimes, I'd stall just long enough for it to go down a bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 24, 2003 Almost always. I think it relaxed my spongy tissue, let that shit drain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2003 I hope the school isn't too hard on these kids. And just when you thought it was safe to go up to the chalkboard... haha, you said "hard on" EDIT: haha, you also said "go up" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted October 26, 2003 I never had an erection when being called up to the board, but whenever its time to leave it always happens. (Bell rings; 2 minutes later, standing around, stooping over like Quasimodo.) Teach: Aren't you going to leave? Me: I'm just waiting for something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2003 How did the whole New Me = Pedophile thing start? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Old Me Report post Posted October 26, 2003 How did the whole New Me = Pedophile thing start? I think it was the Mighty Damaramu guy. He couldn't think of anything funny, so he constantly stated that I fucked and like to fuck little kids. He said it so much, I wonder if he wasn't stating his fantasies, but blaming them on me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
