The OAO WWE RAW Thread 11-03-03

[JoeDirt 0]

What?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

HBK's gonna get hurt and Austin will replace him.

 

Ohh...now the ring is Steve Austin's house.

[The Mandarin 0]

Give me a fock fish!

[NYU 0]

Bischoff: RANDY ORTON!!!

 

Austin: *GASP* The guy with the cowboy hat is back??

 

Bischoff: Uh, Steve, that was Bob.

 

Austin: Yeah? And who's this?

 

Bischoff: Randy.

 

Austin: The guy with the cast?

 

Bischoff: No, that was Bob again. This is Randy, the son. Bob's his father.

 

Austin: Randy?

 

JR: STEVE, HE'S A BLUE CHIPPER BY GAWD !!! WATCH OUT!!

 

Austin: His son? Oh, interesting....*drinks beer* *reads his book* walks away*

 

Bischoff: Yep. His son. *watches Austin leave* *combs hair* *walks away*

 

JR: OH......ORTON!! *orgasm*

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Anybody else see the "Less Talking, More Wrestling" sign?

 

[Astro7x 0]

Phht... I thought it was primetimes house.

 

I still can't believe I use to cheer for this crap back in the day

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

why the hell am I watching this?

[Guest Choken One]

where the fuck is this going?

[Astro7x 0]

12,000 middle fingers... so is the RAW attendence really down to 6,000?

[JoeDirt 0]

I thought it was a decent promo by both guys. But hell, I was right! They just signed it and that was it!

[Guest Choken One]

Not even a god damn Jericho rant?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

A contract signing WITHOUT a beatdown!

 

ALLELUIAH...I think...

[The Mandarin 0]

Everybody at the liquor store knows you by name, Steve.

 

"Hey Steve, how's Debra?"

 

"Bruised."

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Austin certainly isn't his normal self tonight.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

12,000 middle fingers... so is the RAW attendence really down to 6,000?

Only if everyone is holding up both middle fingers.

[JoeDirt 0]

Have they announced any other matches besides HBK/Henry?

[Ted the Poster 0]

Everybody at the liquor store knows you by name, Steve.

 

"Hey Steve, how's Debra?"

 

"Bruised."

[Jobber of the Week 0]

In short:

 

Eric: Blah blah blah blah. My crowd heat died, but I'll keep talking.

 

Austin: Shut your mouth! I'm going to raise middle fingers and call people sum-bitch until I'm over again! One last chance to save my career! Cmon! Pop or something! HELP!

[Guest Choken One]

we better get some more jericho goodness

[Astro7x 0]

we better get some more jericho goodness

Well RAW has not had it's weekly women's match, and Trish has not been seen yet.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

Have they announced any other matches besides HBK/Henry?

 

What other matches?

[ChrisMWaters 0]

The Monster DAVE!

[JoeDirt 0]

Batista is just GOLD on the mic.

[Guest LLSmoothJ]

So you can't say "Goddamn" anymore?

[Guest Choken One]

The censors timed that one nicely

[The Tino Standard 0]

So let me get this straight... Is Austin's house in the middle of the Undertaker's yard?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

^ Apparantly

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Val Venis??? What the hell???

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Hmm.

 

Val Venis in the 2nd hour.

[The Mandarin 0]

Val's music = time for HCTP.

 

...Ho Train 2003!