The OAO WWE RAW Thread 11-03-03

[Guest Choken One]

Trish needs to get a new sexually arousing mind bending move...The Matrix will get old.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

I'd still think my idea of Heidenreich being like the Incredible Hulk would have been cool.

 

"You made Little Johnny MAAAAD!!!!!"

 

Then hosses, main eventers, his own tag partner, everything in front of him is just destroyed unless he accidentally knocks himself out or just storms away upset.

[Ted the Poster 0]

BLACK WIDOW~!

[Guest Choken One]

Trish is too old for Lebron.

 

But I could see Vince Pimping Trish to Lebron for Lebron to headline Mania with Orton.

[razazteca 0]

Big John Heioaeuralifjadick brings the Truth Commish offense.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Hmm...Sammartino AND Bossman references in one match?

 

What are the odds?

[AndrewTS 0]

What the fuck is this "Matrix move" people are talking about? I always miss it. Or maybe I don't care.

[Guest Choken One]

He killed stevie.

[tpww7 0]

No more Rock Bottom?>

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

uh....what was that supposed to be exactly?

[Anakin Flair 0]

JR and the refs should confer before hand to know what the rules in the matches are

 

what the HELL was that? did Stevie land on his HEAD?!

[Lil' Bitch 0]

What the fuck is this "Matrix move" people are talking about? I always miss it. Or maybe I don't care.

 

She bends backwards touching the floor as the opponent swings so they miss, it looks cool

[fazzle 0]

Crap. The X.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Heidenrice should do a Ludwig Borga gimmick.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Fuck!! Did I see a "X"?

[Guest Choken One]

What the fuck is this "Matrix move" people are talking about? I always miss it. Or maybe I don't care.

The move where she archs back to a handspring.

[JoeDirt 0]

I think it was supposed to be a Canadian Backbreaker powerbomb, but he fucked it up.

[NYU 0]

[Vyce 0]

Stevie is dead.

 

But not as dead as the crowd was whenever 3rdReich was in the ring.

[Guest Choken One]

Fank God, It wouldn't be right if Stevie didn't have his yearly neck injury

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Just call that finisher the "Wah Wah Wah" (like an adult from a Peanuts cartoon) ...because he just reminds me of Linus....but not as cool.

[Guest Choken One]

WHy must Hosses try to be creative...A Chokeslam would suffice.

[AndrewTS 0]

What did Rick Squatthrust win with?

[JoeDirt 0]

Might have broken his wrist or something? Thought I saw him clutching at it. Maybe not. Either way, he's hurt...

[razazteca 0]

So who is better Jon Heinerdick, Matt Morgan, Nathan Jones?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

When Trish did her "handstandarana", it looked like Victoria legitimately landed on her head.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

I love how they always give new guys complicated indy crusier finishers and they fuck it up every time.

[JoeDirt 0]

So who is better Jon Heinerdick, Matt Morgan, Nathan Jones?

Well, Heidenreich and Jones have both already hurt people...so I'll go with Morgan and his one powerbomb that he didn't mess up!

[Ted the Poster 0]

The beginning of the Buried Alive match commercial could be Vince's biography in a 10 second format.

[Vyce 0]

Fuck, I just rewound my tape, and Robinson DID give the X.

 

Goddamnit, this fucking hoss had better not have injured him.