The "End the Horror that is 1inch punch" thread

[Guest JudasSault]

Man, AP Newswire got totally no-sold. Pity too, it's a good gimmick.

I concur. AP Newswire has to be one of the better gimmicks that's come along recently (certainly better than Human Jukebox).

there is a place for him in the ministry...

[Guest JudasSault]

I'd rather keep the dollar. Daddy needs X-Men2 on DVD.

how do you know what my daddy wants?

 

i'm declaring shenaneggans on this whole deal

Oh for fuck sake. And besides, don't you need the cash to watch Jarrett/Luger vs Sting/Designated Squash Victim AJ Styles on Wednesday

this is possibly the most briliant reply to a non-sensical post ever!

 

dave o'neill, there is a place for you too in the ministry of gimmicks.

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

I'd rather keep the dollar. Daddy needs X-Men2 on DVD.

how do you know what my daddy wants?

 

i'm declaring shenaneggans on this whole deal

Oh for fuck sake. And besides, don't you need the cash to watch Jarrett/Luger vs Sting/Designated Squash Victim AJ Styles on Wednesday

this is possibly the most briliant reply to a non-sensical post ever!

 

dave o'neill, there is a place for you too in the ministry of gimmicks.

This isnt a gimmick, this is my life.

[The Thread Killer 0]

That's sad on about 157 different levels.

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

I told u people I had no sense of humour

[Hoff 0]

I told u people I had no sense of humour

Using "u" in place of "you" is the saddest thing you've done in this thread. It's three letters. Tough it out.

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

you you you you you you you

 

Happy?

[Hoff 0]

Not really. Anyone can type the word "you" -- that was my entire point. I'm sure you're proud of the immesne skill it took to type all those letters (not to mention your rapier wit), but it is simply what's expected of you if you'd like to be taken seriously.

 

What would make me happy is if you, and everyone else, never used "u" in the first place. But since you don't have a time machine, I'll let it slide. Just this once, though. It happens again, and by God, you're finding a way to travel back in time.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Jeff Jarrett is my hero.

[Guest JudasSault]

I'd rather keep the dollar. Daddy needs X-Men2 on DVD.

how do you know what my daddy wants?

 

i'm declaring shenaneggans on this whole deal

Oh for fuck sake. And besides, don't you need the cash to watch Jarrett/Luger vs Sting/Designated Squash Victim AJ Styles on Wednesday

this is possibly the most briliant reply to a non-sensical post ever!

 

dave o'neill, there is a place for you too in the ministry of gimmicks.

This isnt a gimmick, this is my life.

ah, you would say that. it's part of your gimmick.

 

don't worry, your secrets safe with me.

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

Jeff Jarrett is my hero.

Weirdo

[Styles 0]

Ok, I have had enough of Dave O'neil, moron too. I'm getting a name change in protest of his stupidity.

I'm thinking "Jeff Jarrrett Apologist" or maybe "Jeff Jarrett, Photographer". If anyone else has other ideas let me know.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Ok, I have had enough of Dave O'neil, moron too. I'm getting a name change in protest of his stupidity.

I'm thinking "Jeff Jarrrett Apologist" or maybe "Jeff Jarrett, Photographer". If anyone else has other ideas let me know.

"Jeff Jarrett, God" has a nice ring to it...

[Styles 0]

It shall come to pass!

[Styles 0]

And it has been done!

Now choke on that, jurassic slapass...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Heh, I made a difference...

[Jack_Bauer 0]

Heh, I made a difference...

Go you

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Heh, I made a difference...

Go you

rah!

[Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist]

Whatever, he's the one who feels the need to wear what appears to be a vinyl shirt and rubber shosrts to get paid.....

 

Oh, wait, he owns the company anyway

[Styles 0]

Whatever, he's the one who feels the need to wear what appears to be a vinyl shirt and rubber shosrts to get paid.....

 

Oh, wait, he owns the company anyway

That's right, Jeff Jarrett wears vinyl to symbolize his authority in the company and as an excuse to pay himself.

Any more gems?

[Hoff 0]

Wow. Just...wow. I don't know that I've seen a less coherent argument in a long while. Perhaps ever. Awesome job, Dave O'Neill, Journalist.

[BX 0]

His name is 1inchdick ROFLWTFJDWQDQH~!~!~!~!!~~~~~~~~

[Jack_Bauer 0]

Heh, I made a difference...

Go you

rah!

SAME TO YOU !

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Heh, I made a difference...

Go you

rah!

SAME TO YOU !

That was a "rah" of happyness...

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

SAME TO YOU ! 

 

Dick.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Meh. Haraga's Scottish and it's 1AM. Chances are he's drunk.

[Styles 0]

Meh. Haraga's Scottish and it's 1AM. Chances are he's drunk.

I'm a what? What the fuck's your problem dude?

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Chances

 

I'm a 20-ft tall robot. Dressing me up as Jesus probably won't work. But hey, let's give it a shot.

[Jack_Bauer 0]

Meh. Haraga's Scottish and it's 1AM. Chances are he's drunk.

I'm not, but I was at a wrestling event in Glasgow. So I ain't drunk, just not tired yet.

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Jeff Jarrett is my hero.

Weirdo

I also love Michael Jackson and only watch SD! for The Undertaker.

 

Scared yet?

 

Slapnuts new handle is pure brilliance.

 

UYI