Guest Suicide King Report post Posted November 12, 2003 ASHES TO ASHES 2003!!! AN SWF PAY-PER-VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA! Sunday November 16th, matches due at 10 pm! Live from the Sydney Super Dome in Sydney, Australia! Theme song: "Sin" by Nine Inch Nails! Arena décor: Fire. Everywhere. FEATURING… Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus Janus Two returning faces throw down to determine the Wildchild's next hardcore contender! Returning veterans. Both former Hardcore Champions. Well, time to see if they still have what it takes to dance on the big stage, baby! Description: Hardcore. Winner is the #1 contender to the HCG. Send to: chirs3 Dace Night versus "The Sinner" John Duran For the chance to face the ICTV champion, and for the chance to cause a whole lot of pain!! It seems a shame to have a PPV without two of our most sadistic competitors involved. Well, this will fix that. And a shot at Xstasy's ICTV Title just might help motivate them to new heights... of PAIN! Description: Standard rules. winner is the #1 contender to the ICTV title. Send to: Grand Slam "Deathwish" Danny Williams versus Va'aiga The Trinity has dissolved and reformed. But the Father and the Son still have some issues to hammer out! Williams has returned, and he has vowed to set matters right regarding the wayward Va'aiga! But the Maori Badass has been on a tear recently... can Danny stop the runaway train, or will Va'aiga mow his ass down? Description: No dq! Send to: realitycheck Bastion versus Xstasy Thuggs, homies, and doggs mean nothing when the ICTV Title is on the line! What did I just type? I know, I know, what is an actual title match doing on this card? Heck if I know. Anyway, things have been tense between these two roughnecks from the old neighborhood. Can an old relationship survive the battle for the belt? Well, only one way to find out! Description: Anywhere Falls match. DQs however do apply. You may actively use no foreign object, but you may indirectly. For example, you can drop or whip someone into a stack of steel chairs, but pick one up and hit them with it and you are Dqed. Send to: realitycheck AND THE MAIN EVENT… TEAM FACE TOM FLESHER, THE BOSTON STRANGLER, WILDCHILD, AND JOHNNY DANGEROUS VERSUS TEAM HEEL EREK TAYLOR, MICHAEL CRAVEN, "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD, AND EJIRO FASAKI! IN A SURVIVOR SERIES ELIMINATION TAG MATCH! Lazy booking? Perhaps. It's certain that there will still be issues unresolved by the end of this match. Taylor will still be a title contender as will Craven, but the Strangler won't let Erek by for nothing. Wild and Dangerous still are on a collision course with Justice and Rule, but Ejiro has his eyes on Flesher as well! Things are chaotic. Hopefully some trauma will shake out so the viewers can enjoy their pain. Description: only two men in the ring at a time. eliminations by pinfall, submission, dq, or countout. when all members of a team are eliminated, that team loses. Send to: Suicide King Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 (edited) It's Annie vs Janus, take what, 4? Counting her run as Beezel... Annie, made any changes to your stats, or can I go off what's currently there? And... !!! WE'RE AT TEH SYDNEY SUPERDOME! HOMETOWN PRIDE~! And then there's the nitpicky fact it's supposed to say Terrence "Janus" Bailey. Guess I should have said that to Kingly Edited November 12, 2003 by janusd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Mmm...sexy card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Aww, if I beat Janus I gotta face my old #4? Heh... Well, here's Annie's upteenth Hardcore div. run coming up! Janus, get ready for another beating big man! -Annie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 I SO TOTALLY call PPV promo time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Opening promo has been called. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Ah... Now I see. You brought Annie back as part of a conspiracy to take the Hardcore Title away from me. This makes the baby Jeebus cry... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted November 12, 2003 GAH! DUE! DATE! SO! VERY! SOON! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Don't worry your little head, Ejiro. I'm sure the show won't be posted until Monday afternoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 You do realise that Va'aiga, a staunch New Zealander and rugby fan is going to be appearing in front of a MASSIVE Australian crow, about 4 hours after the Australia vs New Zealand Rugby World Cup Semi Final. If the All Blacks win I EXPECT to get loudest boos of the night, just by coming out in an All Blacks jersey. EDIT: Freudian fucking typos. I'll get you yet, Bird-man. *shakes fist* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 What, am I writting this all by myself? Come on, Team Face, lets get this organized. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 Yes, Johnny; we've decided to each write a match, and we will choose the best one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 As Arbitrary Team Captain, I choose mine. Haiku, baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 So I can't think of the last time we did a Survivor Series style match, and I really want to read it. FINISH MATCH NOW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 I mark for Ichiban Onita. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 12, 2003 So do I, but I still hope she doesn't win... :: smells a conspiracy :: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ErekT2k3 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 I will sit here and quietly cheer for all the heels in the federation. go heels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 So do I, but I still hope she doesn't win... :: smells a conspiracy :: There's no conspiracy, no conspiracy at all... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 Well, that's just great... You fuckers are going to cause me to have a nervous breakdown. I hope you're satisfied... Taamo, when my portion of the match stinks, blame them for making me crazy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnnieEclectic 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 I repeat, it'll be a tough slog for me to write (possibly) two straight face/face matchups. As good as I've been against Janus, I'm notoriously bad in face/face psych. Wish me the all the luck of the Irish. And the gnomes. -Annie p.s. JANUS, YOU HAVE ENTRANCE! YOU CAN WRITE NOW! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 Hey Ejiro, how is it that you've gained almost twenty-five pounds in two months, without an appreciable decrease in speed? EDIT- And why is the board's time about eleven minutes faster than real time? x2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 It's always been like that WC. It's not getting changed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted November 13, 2003 Hey Ejiro, how is it that you've gained almost twenty-five pounds in two months, without an appreciable decrease in speed? It's all about eating Frost Brant Chili there Wildchild... FROST BRAND CHILI!!!!!!! Actually I've written it as a muscle gaining sort of deal thats actually decreased my wind a bit but hasn't really slowed me down since I was never a speedy guy to begin with. Think of it more of a Chris Benoit/Rey Mysterio weight gain in packing muscles onto the chest and back. Yes I am talking out my ass... I just wanted Ejiro bigger so now he is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 13, 2003 Feh; I suppose your lack of speed and mobility might not as noticeable against hosses, but against me? :: decides on angle of approach for match :: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 I finished around five hours ago and have given my match a strenuous re-reading. I'm now sending it in Then again, this doesn't shock anyone, does it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaertos 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 Janus, allow me to say that from a marker's standpoint... we mark out for Janus and his early matches... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 * for Janus* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted November 14, 2003 Pffft, tell Janus to put together a match with three other people and find out what happens. King's getting that thing at 7:59 on the button! Or earlier ... please let it be earlier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 I wish I was still twenty, and had all kinds of free time to write, too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted November 14, 2003 I'm with you WC. I can't find time to write matches for normal shows, let along PPVs. Le sigh... Da "good grief" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
