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I shall do the sex talk when I get the next telemarketer on Monday. I actually made them mad about 2 weeks ago............so mad that they decided to call me 7 times in a 2 hour period even though I left the phone next to the tv for 5 minutes everytime they called. I'm thinking about to turn the volume up with a porn on the next time.

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The next telemarketer who calls for my mom...I'm going to tell them that I won't give her the phone until I get their personal home phone number.

 

If they ask me why, I'll tell them straight out that I want to call THEM at the most unappropriate times possible.

 

Dames

Guest FrigidSoul
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They don't call my house...if you had to talk to my mother you would know why

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Which was four more minutes than you needed to finish

 

And I owe it all to my new "Hyper-Masturbation" training course, with forword by the esteamed Dames, and a 10 minute how-to video staring chave. And you can own it too, just call 1-800-555-JACK. It's only two easy payments of $19.95, yes, two payments of 19.95. Call in the next ten minutes to get a bonus spooge rag. Sorry no COD's.

Guest FrigidSoul
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Which was four more minutes than you needed to finish

 

And I owe it all to my new "Hyper-Masturbation" training course, with forword by the esteamed Dames, and a 10 minute how-to video staring chave. And you can own it too, just call 1-800-555-JACK. It's only two easy payments of $19.95, yes, two payments of 19.95. Call in the next ten minutes to get a bonus spooge rag. Sorry no COD's.

Couple things bout that

 

Who's gonna wanna jerk off after staring at Dames and then chave for 10min?

 

$40 to learn how to move your hand faster? Just lube her up with vasoline because slicked tires go faster

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Who's gonna wanna jerk off after staring at Dames and then chave for 10min?

I don't know about Chave, but I don't know anyone who WOULDN'T want to jerk off after staring at me for 10 minutes.

 

Dames

Guest FrigidSoul
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Thank you for your advice, Messiah of Masturbation.

"And Jesus went forth and told his people 'Fear not, for the answer lies within your own palm' and the people smiled, then retreated back to their rooms, closed their doors and told their mothers 'Don't come in...I'm studying'"

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Who's gonna wanna jerk off after staring at Dames and then chave for 10min?

I don't know about Chave, but I don't know anyone who WOULDN'T want to jerk off after staring at me for 10 minutes.

 

Dames

Tru 'Dat. You Sexy Mother Fucker :D

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Who's gonna wanna jerk off after staring at Dames and then chave for 10min?

I don't know about Chave, but I don't know anyone who WOULDN'T want to jerk off after staring at me for 10 minutes.

 

Dames

Everyday, when I feel like I can't post on TSM anymore, I just think about Dames' picture in his sig, and I'm ready to post for a new day :wub:

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Who's gonna wanna jerk off after staring at Dames and then chave for 10min?

I don't know about Chave, but I don't know anyone who WOULDN'T want to jerk off after staring at me for 10 minutes.

 

Dames

Everyday, when I feel like I can't post on TSM anymore, I just think about Dames' picture in his sig, and I'm ready to post for a new day :wub:

*coughcoughfagcoughcough*

;)

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So if you want to save money on a personal loan with low low interest rates please call (866)768-2351 or (703) 642-1810. They would be more than happy to help you in your financial needs.

I'm getting the calls that say there's a Direct TV van in MY AREA and want to know if I want their service.

 

Oh, and the !@#$% Pittsburgh Tribune-Review called every 15 minutes when they were after me. Of course they never leave a message on the answering machine.

 

When I finally picked up the phone on them I said "Ah, so it's you guys that have been all over my Caller ID?..."

Guest One Trick Pony
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When did this go from telemarketing to homosexuality?

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Ow, dammit!

 

*grabs the weedwacker and pulls the starter cord*

 

Now you're gonna get it...

Guest One Trick Pony
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When did this go from telemarketing to homosexuality?

it was probably when u got here.......FAG!!!!!!!!!1

That was actually funny but I'm assuming you're The Czech Reupblic's other half?

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