razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 So if you want to save money on a personal loan with low low interest rates please call (866)768-2351 or (703) 642-1810. They would be more than happy to help you in your financial needs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 What in the world? For those of you who think I'm the nicest guy in the world, I verbally berated a telemarketer for calling at 8:30 this morning. I loathe them. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 I attempted to have phone sex with a Telemarketer, took about 5 minutes for her to hang up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 I shall do the sex talk when I get the next telemarketer on Monday. I actually made them mad about 2 weeks ago............so mad that they decided to call me 7 times in a 2 hour period even though I left the phone next to the tv for 5 minutes everytime they called. I'm thinking about to turn the volume up with a porn on the next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 The next telemarketer who calls for my mom...I'm going to tell them that I won't give her the phone until I get their personal home phone number. If they ask me why, I'll tell them straight out that I want to call THEM at the most unappropriate times possible. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 LOL. Vengeance, thy name is Dames. Run in fear, children. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 I attempted to have phone sex with a Telemarketer, took about 5 minutes for her to hang up. Which was four more minutes than you needed to finish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx Kills Telemarketers Dead. Quick, simple and effective. Sign up early and often! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted November 15, 2003 They don't call my house...if you had to talk to my mother you would know why Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Which was four more minutes than you needed to finish And I owe it all to my new "Hyper-Masturbation" training course, with forword by the esteamed Dames, and a 10 minute how-to video staring chave. And you can own it too, just call 1-800-555-JACK. It's only two easy payments of $19.95, yes, two payments of 19.95. Call in the next ten minutes to get a bonus spooge rag. Sorry no COD's. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Which was four more minutes than you needed to finish And I owe it all to my new "Hyper-Masturbation" training course, with forword by the esteamed Dames, and a 10 minute how-to video staring chave. And you can own it too, just call 1-800-555-JACK. It's only two easy payments of $19.95, yes, two payments of 19.95. Call in the next ten minutes to get a bonus spooge rag. Sorry no COD's. Couple things bout that Who's gonna wanna jerk off after staring at Dames and then chave for 10min? $40 to learn how to move your hand faster? Just lube her up with vasoline because slicked tires go faster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Thank you for your advice, Messiah of Masturbation. I should have known you would be more knowledgable in the field of whacking. I bow before the glory that is your calloused hand. Bravo, I say, Bravo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Who's gonna wanna jerk off after staring at Dames and then chave for 10min? I don't know about Chave, but I don't know anyone who WOULDN'T want to jerk off after staring at me for 10 minutes. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Thank you for your advice, Messiah of Masturbation. "And Jesus went forth and told his people 'Fear not, for the answer lies within your own palm' and the people smiled, then retreated back to their rooms, closed their doors and told their mothers 'Don't come in...I'm studying'" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Who's gonna wanna jerk off after staring at Dames and then chave for 10min? I don't know about Chave, but I don't know anyone who WOULDN'T want to jerk off after staring at me for 10 minutes. Dames Tru 'Dat. You Sexy Mother Fucker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Shiet, Believe Dat. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Who's gonna wanna jerk off after staring at Dames and then chave for 10min? I don't know about Chave, but I don't know anyone who WOULDN'T want to jerk off after staring at me for 10 minutes. Dames Everyday, when I feel like I can't post on TSM anymore, I just think about Dames' picture in his sig, and I'm ready to post for a new day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Who's gonna wanna jerk off after staring at Dames and then chave for 10min? I don't know about Chave, but I don't know anyone who WOULDN'T want to jerk off after staring at me for 10 minutes. Dames Everyday, when I feel like I can't post on TSM anymore, I just think about Dames' picture in his sig, and I'm ready to post for a new day *coughcoughfagcoughcough* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Who's gonna want to jerk off after seeing me masturbate for 10 minutes? Every fucking one of you, that's who! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 So if you want to save money on a personal loan with low low interest rates please call (866)768-2351 or (703) 642-1810. They would be more than happy to help you in your financial needs. I'm getting the calls that say there's a Direct TV van in MY AREA and want to know if I want their service. Oh, and the !@#$% Pittsburgh Tribune-Review called every 15 minutes when they were after me. Of course they never leave a message on the answering machine. When I finally picked up the phone on them I said "Ah, so it's you guys that have been all over my Caller ID?..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Where is the local haxor when you need him to do a DOS attack? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Who's gonna want to jerk off after seeing me masturbate for 10 minutes? Every fucking one of you, that's who! It's that accent, I tell ya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Who's gonna want to jerk off after seeing me masturbate for 10 minutes? Every fucking one of you, that's who! It's that accent, I tell ya I thought it was his sexy, sexy BUTT... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Trick Pony Report post Posted November 15, 2003 When did this go from telemarketing to homosexuality? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slovakia 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 When did this go from telemarketing to homosexuality? it was probably when u got here.......FAG!!!!!!!!!1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 When did this go from telemarketing to homosexuality? As if every topic stays on topic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 YOU'RE ALL DIRTY CHAVEOSEXUALS!!! *alerts the local Christian authorities* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Another topic has gone off topic, might as well go through the usual procedures. ::Hits the next person to post with a lighttube:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BDC Report post Posted November 15, 2003 Ow, dammit! *grabs the weedwacker and pulls the starter cord* Now you're gonna get it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest One Trick Pony Report post Posted November 15, 2003 When did this go from telemarketing to homosexuality? it was probably when u got here.......FAG!!!!!!!!!1 That was actually funny but I'm assuming you're The Czech Reupblic's other half? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
