RAW Roulette from Salt Lake City, Utah

[Guest CronoT]

On RAW Monday night, Bischoff said that next week RAW would be from Salt Lake City, Utah, the "most boring place on Earth."

 

He's not kidding. I've been there. The most interesting thing in SLC is the Utah Jazz.

 

Have anyone else been to/lived or lives in SLC?

 

(Those Mormons are so straight-laced boring.)

[The Mandarin 0]

I seriously hope the Lawn Gnome Stealing event is back, and someone plays it.

 

I was totally rooting for that one last time.

[Guest CronoT]

I seriously hope the Lawn Gnome Stealing event is back, and someone plays it.

 

I was totally rooting for that one last time.

There are plenty to steal; trust me.

[Steviekick 0]

Utah's not that bad. You just have to know where to look.

 

I think the concept of the Raw Roulette is actually kind of cool. I just hope they don't wind up going to Vegas in the near future and wating it at SLC.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Funny you bring it up I just finished watching the last Raw Roulette episode. I was so wanting the "Capture The Midget" match

[teke184 0]

Is one of the options "A match that won't suck"? Last time, it was bullshit like a blindfold match which couldn't get even Trips cheap heat when he cheated to beat D-LO of all people.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

meh I thought it was funny when HHH was scolding the turnbuckles.

[Tawren 0]

I, too, enjoyed the blindfold match. HHH was hilarious in that.

 

I just hope we don't get more bullshit like TLC4. That sucked.

[Guest CronoT]

meh I thought it was funny when HHH was scolding the turnbuckles.

Can anyone post a pic of that?

[Gert T 0]

I wish they would have some wrestlers names on and could "luck of the draw" spin it for I-C or Tag Title matches. Wait a minute sounds a little like Battlebowl.

[Guest Quik]

Two possible options:

 

"Pin RVD"

"Job to HHH"

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

And don't forget "Get RKO'd by Orton"

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I just hope they don't wind up going to Vegas in the near future

 

They're coming here on the 28th actually. They've been gone for an ENTIRE year (the RAW side). Its a house show, but I'm still excited.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

House shows are always entertaining. And there's always that slim chance you might sneak past the security and sucker punch HHH a good one.

[razazteca 0]

What are the odds that the Dudleys vs La Rez will be either a table match or a flag match?

[Guest JRE]

I live near Salt Lake City, it's just as exciting as anywhere else I've lived (San Diego, Oakland, Dallas). I'm glad there's finally a TV Raw here, first time I do believe. The only other TV they've done here was the Live Smackdown before Summerslam 2K1 where the new set debuted. So atleast they give us something special each time.

[RHR 0]

They could do "Capture The Gnome"...and have it go all show long for some sort of "prize"...and recapture the feeling of the 24/7 hardcore rules shows....think about it...have guys like Dreamer, Richards, Hurricane, etc...pull off hardcore comedy bits for the magical Gnome....it would be funny as hell, and, would be a fitting tribute(finally) to Crash...

 

just my .02 cents(or my .026 somethingorother to you Canucks out there)

[Guest The Old Me]

Chances are, RRR will bitch about this, then go jerk off to MMA.

[Guest CronoT]

Chances are, RRR will bitch about this, then go jerk off to MMA.

Don't forget Anglesault; at least when it comes to the bitching part.

[Guest KJ Brackish]

I of course live here and schtuff....and YES....I was the one who got the Row 1 Seat 1 tickets, but didn't want to overdraft my acct by buying them, so thus, I won't be going. It really pisses me off. I'm guessing that this is one of my final attempts at seeing Shawn Michaels once agayne live in person. We've chatted before (my first wrestler in fact....when I was like 8) so it'd be nice to revisit that.

 

DFA

[Guest Coffey]

Chances are, RRR will bitch about this, then go jerk off to MMA.

If my sig. didn't kick so much ass, I would contemplate putting that quote in there. That's comedy. It was out of the blue and flaming, but I still laughed.

 

The Triple H Vs. D-Lo "Blind Fold" match during the last Raw Roulette was the funniest fucking shit I've ever seen. I was laughing for the rest of the show thinking about H³ lifting up his blindfold to cheat. That was comedy.

[Ace309 0]

I'm all for a totally incongruous "showgirl" match that brings the completely unnecessary return of William Regal for one night only.

 

No doubt there'll also be a Legal In Utah Match in the tradition of last year's Legal In Nevada Match, where someone wins the Hos but has to marry all of them.

[Guest drdrainoscott]

SPIN THE WHEEL, MAKE THE DEAL...SPIN THE WHELL, MAKE THE DEAL...

 

I would kill to see a group of jobbers chanting that whenever someone spun the wheel. Ahhhh, 1992 WCW...

[haVoc 0]

I just hope we don't get more bullshit like TLC4. That sucked.

TLC4 wasn't shit. The out come was shit.

 

I wouldn't be shocked if we get another TLC match since we have the Dudleys, Christian, Jericho, RVD and now Matt Hardy on Raw. I should shut up because they would probably add Orton and Batista to the match and they'll win.

[EdwardKnoxII 0]

QUOTE (Tawren @ Nov 20 2003, 04:53 AM)

I just hope we don't get more bullshit like TLC4. That sucked. 

 

TLC4 wasn't shit. The out come was shit.

 

Yeah wasn't that the one were Kane went over four teams by himself all leading up to him jobbing to HHH.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Maybe the Baby Oil on a Pole match I have dreaming about will happen.

 

Or a Brock dancing contest.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Having just heard about this, and well, I'm totally going to RAW now. I don't care if the wrestling sucks, I want to see a blindfold match in person~

 

I look forward to the new and creative ways in which Utah will be insulted.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

I look forward to the new and creative ways in which Utah will be insulted.

Bigamy match:

 

Loser gets to have only one woman.

[Guest Ram]

Wasn't the first match last time Booker vs. Big Show in a cage match?

[Ultra Violence 0]

I look forward to the new and creative ways in which Utah will be insulted.

Bigamy match:

 

Loser gets to have only one woman.

Missionary on a pole match - Distract your opponent by giving them a book of mormon

Austin comes back and drinks coffee

Trish and Stacy will have a "temple garments" match

Kane will have some missionaries knock on his lockeroom door and chokeslam them

 

 

*ways to actually insult the Utah population without using the polygamy stereotype that they abolished in the 1850's*