Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Yeah, actually. I'd mark out like crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Yeah, that post has me just a tad worried. But that's what Eminem did at the end of 8 Mile and he turned out fine. Remember, the movie also made it look like Eminem could fight... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 By the way, can you wish death on people even in obvious jest? Like, if I just randomly said "LOL DIE BANKY" I'd get banned? Don't ban me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Boy, Chave is going to be more than a little surprised at tonights happenings when he shows up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Funny how chave is never around when all the excitement happens. Hm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Funny how chave is never around when all the excitement happens. Hm... Chave is Prince Paul! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Did a mod do an IP check to make sure that New Me was, indeed, Prince Paul? Also, do we have any proof that this isn't all a "work?" It's not hard to fabricate a messenger convo. Behold: HoffV1 (11:12:34 PM): Hoff owns chaveosexual (11:12:41 PM): oh you're so right, hold me baby I'm just saying, consider everything. In any case, Hoff DOES own, that guy I was talking to was right. The rest of all this is pointless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Shit, this folder needs to go in classics just for historical value alone. And please dont do anything stupid Sandman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 I'm a sick demendted fuck who gets off on watching Nick Mondo take a weedwhacker to his stomach and wishes he could do the same. I'm a sick demendted fuck who writes stories with monsters raping dead corpses and passes them around in class, hoping the girls in the class like the metaphoprs. I'm a person who wants every single motherfucker in this goddamn world to hate him, just so he can justify feeling the same way about the rest of the world. I'm a psychopath who can't handle not getting his own way all of the time. I took a pair of scissors and cut my own arm and forehead open after Katie told me to leave her alone. I don't pretend to be insane. This isn't a fucking gimmick. This isn't Sandman9000, a fucking gimmick poster. This is a real life incarnate. Jacob Charles fucking Potter. The man your mother fucking warned you about. I staple dollar bills to my forehead because I enjoy the pain. I break glass over my body because the worst it hurts on the outside, the better it feels on the inside. "I'm a person who can't spell demented!" LOL Sorry, I am usually compassionate, but I don't listen to people or feel badly for them when they have their weekly episode of "Look At Me! Look At Me!" Life sucks for everyone idiot, so grow up and stop crying like a little bitch. Do you have cancer? Do you have all your limbs? Can you see and hear and speak? Do you live indoors somewhere, preferably with heat and indoor plumbing? Eat 3 meals a day (or 4 or 5 or 6)? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP. That is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 I want a thread, too. NEW ME IS A HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE....JUST LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON! ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Sandman isn't going to kill himself. I've seen people stay alive after saying way worse shit than that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 I just want you all to know that I fell off my ladder and broke my skull in 27 places last night at work, and pulled an entire shelf of alcohol on top of me in trying to get up. And I finished my shift, showered, and completely taped my head JUST SO I COULD POST AT YOUR BOARD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 God dammit. I knew I shouldn't have taken that sleeping pill. I pass out early and I miss the rest of this thread. Was there a thread dedicated to me? And if this is all a work........well then that's just sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted November 20, 2003 I only read 3 pages cause I didn't care enough to read the whole thing. I do have a question though. Has Banky ever contributed anything positive to this board? All I've seen him do is take his 6th grade insults and run with them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Banky's a good shit, I figure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 All this shit happens 10 minutes after I log off last night. The world never ceases to amaze me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 I love when the true stupidity of people is revealed. It makes me smile, or something. For this to be an even greater swerve, Banky is actually New/Old Me and he's just been waiting for this day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Joseph 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 All I can say is "Can't we all just get along?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted November 20, 2003 I only read 3 pages cause I didn't care enough to read the whole thing. I do have a question though. Has Banky ever contributed anything positive to this board? All I've seen him do is take his 6th grade insults and run with them Eh. You missed a year and a half of my tenure, people have given up trying to expose me as a jackass. It may be true, but everyone excepts it. You will too, son. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted November 20, 2003 (edited) Damn, I miss all of this only to get my teeth drilled. Oh well, at least that dumb bastard wont be talking about taking shits, or calling me fatty. EVOLUTION IS GLAD YOU BANNED THE NEW ME~! Edited November 20, 2003 by Plushy Al Logan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Damn, I miss all of this only to get my teeth drilled. Oh well, at least that dumb bastard wont be talking about taking shits, or calling me fatty. EVOLUTION IS GLAD YOU BANNED THE NEW ME~! Quite Fatty! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 So..........who's gonna start the petition to make this a classic thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Damn, I miss all of this only to get my teeth drilled. Oh well, at least that dumb bastard wont be talking about taking shits, or calling me fatty. EVOLUTION IS GLAD YOU BANNED THE NEW ME~! Quite Fatty! Do you mean "quiet"? Or are you saying he's quite a fatty? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Damn, I miss all of this only to get my teeth drilled. Oh well, at least that dumb bastard wont be talking about taking shits, or calling me fatty. EVOLUTION IS GLAD YOU BANNED THE NEW ME~! Quite Fatty! Do you mean "quiet"? Or are you saying he's quite a fatty? Dammit. F'ing work keyboard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 So..........who's gonna start the petition to make this a classic thread? When has a petition ever worked? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldSchoolWrestling 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 I'm a sick demendted fuck who gets off on watching Nick Mondo take a weedwhacker to his stomach and wishes he could do the same. I'm a sick demendted fuck who writes stories with monsters raping dead corpses and passes them around in class, hoping the girls in the class like the metaphoprs. I'm a person who wants every single motherfucker in this goddamn world to hate him, just so he can justify feeling the same way about the rest of the world. I'm a psychopath who can't handle not getting his own way all of the time. I took a pair of scissors and cut my own arm and forehead open after Katie told me to leave her alone. I don't pretend to be insane. This isn't a fucking gimmick. This isn't Sandman9000, a fucking gimmick poster. This is a real life incarnate. Jacob Charles fucking Potter. The man your mother fucking warned you about. I staple dollar bills to my forehead because I enjoy the pain. I break glass over my body because the worst it hurts on the outside, the better it feels on the inside. "I'm a person who can't spell demented!" LOL Sorry, I am usually compassionate, but I don't listen to people or feel badly for them when they have their weekly episode of "Look At Me! Look At Me!" Life sucks for everyone idiot, so grow up and stop crying like a little bitch. Do you have cancer? Do you have all your limbs? Can you see and hear and speak? Do you live indoors somewhere, preferably with heat and indoor plumbing? Eat 3 meals a day (or 4 or 5 or 6)? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP. That is all. Mental illness can be just as bad as cancer or other illnesses. He sounds pretty messed up to me. Not that he can't be faking it, but he sounds pretty bad, and with Jay concurring, I'm believing it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Oh my G-d, BWAHAHAHAHAHA- Sandman and I seriously got you guys pretty damn good. We both got bored last night and decided to create this long and elaborate flamewar, simply because this New Me shit was fucking lame and *somebody* had to make it interesting. And damn, we even got a shock, and some actual compassion out of Banky, which means it must have worked. Some of what was said was true, some of it was the product of our wacky imaginations- what is and isn't true is up for you guys to decide. How's THAT for a swerve? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Oh my G-d, BWAHAHAHAHAHA- Sandman and I seriously got you guys pretty damn good. We both got bored last night and decided to create this long and elaborate flamewar, simply because this New Me shit was fucking lame and *somebody* had to make it interesting. And damn, we even got a shock, and some actual compassion out of Banky, which means it must have worked. Some of what was said was true, some of it was the product of our wacky imaginations- what is and isn't true is up for you guys to decide. How's THAT for a swerve? People are going to like you less. When did Russo start booking the board? I swear, if anyone registers as The Artist Formerly Known As The Dames, we're gonna have words. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood Report post Posted November 20, 2003 Even you Zack, come on, we're still cool right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
