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Yeah, that post has me just a tad worried.

But that's what Eminem did at the end of 8 Mile and he turned out fine.

Remember, the movie also made it look like Eminem could fight...

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Did a mod do an IP check to make sure that New Me was, indeed, Prince Paul?

 

Also, do we have any proof that this isn't all a "work?" It's not hard to fabricate a messenger convo. Behold:

 

HoffV1 (11:12:34 PM): Hoff owns

chaveosexual (11:12:41 PM): oh you're so right, hold me baby

 

I'm just saying, consider everything.

 

In any case, Hoff DOES own, that guy I was talking to was right. The rest of all this is pointless.

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Shit, this folder needs to go in classics just for historical value alone. And please dont do anything stupid Sandman.

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I'm a sick demendted fuck who gets off on watching Nick Mondo take a weedwhacker to his stomach and wishes he could do the same.

 

I'm a sick demendted fuck who writes stories with monsters raping dead corpses and passes them around in class, hoping the girls in the class like the metaphoprs.

 

I'm a person who wants every single motherfucker in this goddamn world to hate him, just so he can justify feeling the same way about the rest of the world.

 

I'm a psychopath who can't handle not getting his own way all of the time.

 

I took a pair of scissors and cut my own arm and forehead open after Katie told me to leave her alone.

 

I don't pretend to be insane. This isn't a fucking gimmick. This isn't Sandman9000, a fucking gimmick poster. This is a real life incarnate. Jacob Charles fucking Potter. The man your mother fucking warned you about.

 

I staple dollar bills to my forehead because I enjoy the pain. I break glass over my body because the worst it hurts on the outside, the better it feels on the inside.

"I'm a person who can't spell demented!" LOL

 

 

Sorry, I am usually compassionate, but I don't listen to people or feel badly for them when they have their weekly episode of "Look At Me! Look At Me!"

 

Life sucks for everyone idiot, so grow up and stop crying like a little bitch. Do you have cancer? Do you have all your limbs? Can you see and hear and speak? Do you live indoors somewhere, preferably with heat and indoor plumbing? Eat 3 meals a day (or 4 or 5 or 6)?

 

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

That is all.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Sandman isn't going to kill himself. I've seen people stay alive after saying way worse shit than that.

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I just want you all to know that I fell off my ladder and broke my skull in 27 places last night at work, and pulled an entire shelf of alcohol on top of me in trying to get up.

 

And I finished my shift, showered, and completely taped my head JUST SO I COULD POST AT YOUR BOARD.

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God dammit. I knew I shouldn't have taken that sleeping pill. I pass out early and I miss the rest of this thread.

Was there a thread dedicated to me?

And if this is all a work........well then that's just sad.

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Guest FrigidSoul

I only read 3 pages cause I didn't care enough to read the whole thing.

 

I do have a question though. Has Banky ever contributed anything positive to this board? All I've seen him do is take his 6th grade insults and run with them

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I love when the true stupidity of people is revealed.

 

It makes me smile, or something.

 

For this to be an even greater swerve, Banky is actually New/Old Me and he's just been waiting for this day.

 

;)

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
I only read 3 pages cause I didn't care enough to read the whole thing.

 

I do have a question though. Has Banky ever contributed anything positive to this board? All I've seen him do is take his 6th grade insults and run with them

Eh.

 

You missed a year and a half of my tenure, people have given up trying to expose me as a jackass. It may be true, but everyone excepts it. You will too, son.

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Guest Plushy Al Logan

Damn, I miss all of this only to get my teeth drilled. Oh well, at least that dumb bastard wont be talking about taking shits, or calling me fatty.

 

EVOLUTION IS GLAD YOU BANNED THE NEW ME~!

Edited by Plushy Al Logan

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Damn, I miss all of this only to get my teeth drilled. Oh well, at least that dumb bastard wont be talking about taking shits, or calling me fatty.

 

EVOLUTION IS GLAD YOU BANNED THE NEW ME~!

Quite Fatty!

;)

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Damn, I miss all of this only to get my teeth drilled.  Oh well, at least that dumb bastard wont be talking about taking shits, or calling me fatty.

 

EVOLUTION IS GLAD YOU BANNED THE NEW ME~!

Quite Fatty!

;)

Do you mean "quiet"? Or are you saying he's quite a fatty?

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Damn, I miss all of this only to get my teeth drilled.  Oh well, at least that dumb bastard wont be talking about taking shits, or calling me fatty.

 

EVOLUTION IS GLAD YOU BANNED THE NEW ME~!

Quite Fatty!

;)

Do you mean "quiet"? Or are you saying he's quite a fatty?

Dammit. F'ing work keyboard. :P

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I'm a sick demendted fuck who gets off on watching Nick Mondo take a weedwhacker to his stomach and wishes he could do the same.

 

I'm a sick demendted fuck who writes stories with monsters raping dead corpses and passes them around in class, hoping the girls in the class like the metaphoprs.

 

I'm a person who wants every single motherfucker in this goddamn world to hate him, just so he can justify feeling the same way about the rest of the world.

 

I'm a psychopath who can't handle not getting his own way all of the time. 

 

I took a pair of scissors and cut my own arm and forehead open after Katie told me to leave her alone.

 

I don't pretend to be insane.  This isn't a fucking gimmick.  This isn't Sandman9000, a fucking gimmick poster.  This is a real life incarnate.  Jacob Charles fucking Potter.  The man your mother fucking warned you about.

 

I staple dollar bills to my forehead because I enjoy the pain.  I break glass over my body because the worst it hurts on the outside, the better it feels on the inside.

"I'm a person who can't spell demented!" LOL

 

 

Sorry, I am usually compassionate, but I don't listen to people or feel badly for them when they have their weekly episode of "Look At Me! Look At Me!"

 

Life sucks for everyone idiot, so grow up and stop crying like a little bitch. Do you have cancer? Do you have all your limbs? Can you see and hear and speak? Do you live indoors somewhere, preferably with heat and indoor plumbing? Eat 3 meals a day (or 4 or 5 or 6)?

 

THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

That is all.

Mental illness can be just as bad as cancer or other illnesses. He sounds pretty messed up to me. Not that he can't be faking it, but he sounds pretty bad, and with Jay concurring, I'm believing it.

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Guest Jay Z. Hollywood

Oh my G-d,

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHA-

 

Sandman and I seriously got you guys pretty damn good.

 

We both got bored last night and decided to create this long and elaborate flamewar, simply because this New Me shit was fucking lame and *somebody* had to make it interesting. And damn, we even got a shock, and some actual compassion out of Banky, which means it must have worked.

 

Some of what was said was true, some of it was the product of our wacky imaginations- what is and isn't true is up for you guys to decide.

 

How's THAT for a swerve?

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Oh my G-d,

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHA-

 

Sandman and I seriously got you guys pretty damn good.

 

We both got bored last night and decided to create this long and elaborate flamewar, simply because this New Me shit was fucking lame and *somebody* had to make it interesting. And damn, we even got a shock, and some actual compassion out of Banky, which means it must have worked.

 

Some of what was said was true, some of it was the product of our wacky imaginations- what is and isn't true is up for you guys to decide.

 

How's THAT for a swerve?

People are going to like you less.

 

When did Russo start booking the board?

 

I swear, if anyone registers as The Artist Formerly Known As The Dames, we're gonna have words.

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