"...and that's the bottom line..."

[Guest netslob]

what does he mean? what line? there are no lines in the ring. what, lines on the road, lines to the bathroom, a line of coke, what the hell DOES HE MEAN?

 

 

(*gee, i hope i don't get...*gasp*...BANNED! however will i sleep at night!*)

 

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Parody threads are the new "Ban Agnes."

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

dickhead

[Guest Goodear]

Well that joke took all a few hours to get run into the ground... a new endurance record. Kudos.

[haVoc 0]

The lines he slapped off Debra's face.

[Guest netslob]

dickhead

 

yes. yes, indeed. i can't deny this.

 

Well that joke took all a few hours to get run into the ground... a new endurance record. Kudos.

 

i take this as a compliment...ask any girl i've dated and they'll tell you i'm not known for my endurance.

 

The lines he slapped off Debra's face

 

LOL...not a bad answer...

 

now, i did this for a reason, and the reason is this...LIGHTEN the hell UP. this is just a goofy wrestling internet forum...it's meant to be fun. i'm just screwing around. if you want to ban me, fine, i'll deal with it...just consider this:

 

NUMBER OF PEOPLE HURT AND/OR DAMAGED BY THIS THREAD: 0

 

NUMBER OF PEOPLE HURT AND/OR DAMAGED BY SHOOTING STAR'S THREAD: 0

 

NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO NEED TO LEARN NOT TO TAKE PETTY THINGS SO DAMN SERIOUSLY: 3432

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

"Wassupwitdat?"

 

Yeah, what *is* up with that? And what is "that", of which something is up to?

[Austin3164life 0]

.....Well what is The Rock really "cookin' then.....?

[CanadianChick 0]

What's an Assclown? A donkey clown? A clown dressed up as a donkey?

[haVoc 0]

Oh, man. Once people start asking, what does JR mean when he says ".............." this thread is fucked.

[CanadianChick 0]

What's a scalded dog? Why would you pour boiling water on a dog?

[Guest netslob]

"government mule"...why does the government need mules? don't they have tanks and aircraft carriers and B-52's? what the hell do they need mules for?

[razazteca 0]

"Booger Red" , has anybody shoved their finger up to their brain?

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

Ruthless Aggression. Does anyone ever have ruthful aggression?

[Slayer 0]

Why is he called "the Deadman"? I mean, if he was dead, he couldn't be a wrestler, right?

[AndrewTS 0]

Damnit. I was hoping to start a "One and Only Catchphrase/Gesture Interpretation Thread," but this seems to have turned into that. Plus I don't think that would fit in the damn subject line.

 

Okay--Val Venis with the "arms out, shaking his hands up and down" gesture? It always looked to me like he had just used the bathroom and they'd ran out of paper towels

 

He can't exactly just wipe his hands on his trunks, or that would look weird.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

So, did Hulkamania have legs or something? I never could get this whole "running wild" thing.

[haVoc 0]

Why Scott Hall always come out with his arms out like he was flying? Maybe he was flying off something and trying to keep his balance?

 

Nevermind...

[razazteca 0]

Austin = Profits.

[Richard 0]

How could RVD claim to be the whole fuckin show when he usually only appeared in a small part of a show?

 

And has Benoit actually crippled anyone?

[CanadianChick 0]

How could RVD claim to be the whole fuckin show when he usually only appeared in a small part of a show?

 

And has Benoit actually crippled anyone?

Well, Benoit did break a couple of Sabu's vertebraes...

[Damaramu 0]

How could RVD claim to be the whole fuckin show when he usually only appeared in a small part of a show?

 

And has Benoit actually crippled anyone?

Well, Benoit did break a couple of Sabu's vertebraes...

That was Sabu's fault.......

[CanadianChick 0]

Never said it wasn't...just saying how he got the nickname.

[Slayer 0]

Why did they call him the "Nature Boy"? He doesn't look like a ranger to me

[Guest Choken One]

It kinda means "The Natural"...

 

Nature is the Mother of the earth...so that means Flair is it's son or something...

[Slayer 0]

It kinda means "The Natural"...

 

Nature is the Mother of the earth...so that means Flair is it's son or something...

"Nature Boy" Ric Flair, lvl 20 Druid

[Guest Askewniverse]

Okay--Val Venis with the "arms out, shaking his hands up and down" gesture?  It always looked to me like he had just used the bathroom and they'd ran out of paper towels.

 

He can't exactly just wipe his hands on his trunks, or that would look weird.

True, but he could wipe his hands on the towel that he wears around his waist.

[LooseCannon25 0]

I wanna play too!

 

 

Why was Tazz called the "Human Suplex Machine"? Was there a mechanical suplex machine that existed that i wasn't aware of?

[JHawk 0]

Why does Kanyon always say "Who betta than Kanyon" when he never wins a match?

[Guest Trivia247]

when ever his Music hits

 

Tazz is REQUIRED by his contract to say on cue..

 

 

"Well......here comes the pain"