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Calculate the day you will die

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http://www.deathclock.com/index.cfm

 

 

This web site will tell you your 'personal day of death' and provide you with a handy countdown ticker so you can watch your life tick away, second by second.

 

This site actually cheered me up--I punched in Mikey Moore's stats, and he's due to croak in 2009, that is, if he's a non-smoker. If he smokes he should drop at any second.

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When I first went to this kind of site (back in 1997), it said I had 67 years to live

 

Now it's telling me I have... 67 years to live

 

I'm gonna live forever!

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Guest FrigidSoul

I got 32 more years left...with the amount of health problems I have that's a larger window than I expected.

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Saturday, December 31, 2050

I'm going to outlive CC? She's younger and in better shape. Must be a freak accident.

Apparently, being pessimistic has something to do with it. Oh well.

Even the mighty grim reaper cannot hold down a HOSS

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May 9th, 2057. Go me!

 

Way to ring in the New Year, Canadian Chick.

Friday, May 1, 2054. Curry will honor the third anniversary of my death, and then die three days later.

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Guest T®ITEC

Thursday, May 21, 2065, which will leave me feeble and useless at age 79. That's it. I'm going to start smoking. Like a fucking chimney.

 

...Though, going out on Benoit's birthday is pretty cool. Yeah. I'm satisfied.

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Sunday, March 30, 2050.

 

As long as I get to see the Raiders game on that day, it's fine with me if I kick the bucket.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news Sass, but unless they change the football season, that's well out of the season for Football

 

And I'm going to die on Tuesday, May 11, 2066 at the ripe age of 84

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May 9th, 2057. Go me!

 

Way to ring in the New Year, Canadian Chick.

Friday, May 1, 2054. Curry will honor the third anniversary of my death, and then die three days later.

I'm not sure if I can fit your death anniversery into my tight schedule. There's a long, long list of asshole customers who I want to kick in the nuts before I die.

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