Guest Black Tiger Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Here's a fun little story for y'all. I met this chick around a month ago, nothing really ever happened we just hung out a couple of times and did some casual chatting. Nothing major. Okay well I invite her to a party I'm having in honor of completeling my college program early. (I had graduated in May, but I was one credit short and as a result I'm still in school for one fucking class). I invited her and she says she may show up. We're talking and I mention how I'm not looking forward to going in to work. She asks why and I explain that I suffer from depression and with it being a busy time of year for bakerys that work is often very stressful. How does she reply? "YOUR A FREAK, DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE" I'm all WTF? Just to be safe I tell three of my female friends and 2 of the 3 agree she's a fuckin cunt (not a term I usually bust out, so please don't take offense) and she isn't worth my time anyways. The one who didn't agree says it was stupid of me to tell her I have depression (but she is also 18 and dating a 26 year old, so her opinion don't mean much to me anyways)
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Personally I would've put the bitches head through the wall but hey that's just me.
Guest T®ITEC Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 I'll agree with Mad Dog on this one. What a dumb cunt (I think I'm allowed to say that word, damn it). Some people can't cope with.. life? People and problems? Eh, whatever. Just be glad you didn't waste a lot of time on her.
Zack Malibu Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 So human nature is suddenly a problem? Methinks the girl is the freak if she can't cope with someone with a little more to worry about than she may have. You're better off without the douche.
Nighthawk Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Now you can find a girl in junior high. Being a freak is a plus with them.
Guest Black Tiger Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Methinks the girl is the freak So does my best friend I'd have put her head through the wall, but this was over the phone. I guess this means she aint coming to the party now, more beer for the rest of us.
Boner Kawanger Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 It's okay. I looked in the general direction of two black girls and I was labeled a racist.
Guest Fook Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 This girl sounds like some sort of psycho bitch. She told you not to talk to her anymore, so make sure to say hi every time you see her. I think she'd like that.
1234-5678 Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Well, there's only one way to settle this. Tell everyone you know that you nailed her.
Guest Black Tiger Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Well, there's only one way to settle this. Tell everyone you know that you nailed her. Not half bad, she never met any of my friends, but I could probably have some of them IM her and be like "so Mike really naield you?"
Guest The Upright Man Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Personally I would've put the bitches head through the wall but hey that's just me. Yeah, killing women is really wacky. Grow up, ass.
Guest The Upright Man Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 I'd have put her head through the wall, but this was over the phone. Yeah, wanting to kill a woman but not being able to do so because she wasn’t around at the time is really wacky. Grow up, ass.
Guest Dids Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Killing women=not wacky joking about killing women=totally wacky. posting on the internet without a sense of humor=reason to have your head put through a wall
kkktookmybabyaway Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Killing women=not wacky joking about killing women=totally wacky. posting on the internet without a sense of humor=reason to have your head put through a wall Making jokes about abusing the female species is not funny...
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Making jokes about abusing the female species is not funny... I think I can prove that wrong What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? ... .... ..... Nothing, you've already told her twice!
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Killing women=not wacky joking about killing women=totally wacky. posting on the internet without a sense of humor=reason to have your head put through a wall Making jokes about abusing the female species is not funny... What about hippie women?
Hoff Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 There's a difference between "jokes" and "being a bullshit tough guy, even if you're kidding." "Two black eyes" is a joke, told obviously to garner laughs. "I'd put her head through a wall" is something said somewhat maliciously in referrence to a real person one doesn't care for. Think of it like this: "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes" is funny, "I'd give that bitch a black eye" isn't. Of course, these are just my opinions, but there's something to be said for the context of a statement. And there are far worse crimes than making an off-hand remark about such a thing, such as committing said act. Doesn't make you a bad person.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Or you could possibly take it as the joke that it was meant to be and not get so uppity about an obvious joke. And besides maybe it'd knock some sense into this stupid bitch.
BX Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Or, you could all shut the fuck up, and go chill with some Kool-Aid.
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Or, you could all shut the fuck up, and go chill with some Kool-Aid. What flavor?
Guest T®ITEC Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Black Cherry, as if you really needed to ask. Mmm.
1234-5678 Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Making jokes about abusing the female species is not funny... Is that why people always boo my A material at parties?
Guest FrigidSoul Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 Joke #2! What does a woman do the first day she gets home from the hospital? ... .... ..... The dishes if she's smart! Hi-YO!
Guest T®ITEC Posted November 26, 2003 Report Posted November 26, 2003 I'm a woman and that made me chuckle, even though it sucked. Oh, misogyny, how I love it...
Use Your Illusion Posted November 27, 2003 Report Posted November 27, 2003 I'm a woman and that made me chuckle, even though it sucked. Oh, misogyny, how I love it... Shut up, bitch. Sorry, couldn't resist. UYI
Guest Black Tiger Posted November 28, 2003 Report Posted November 28, 2003 With UYI and JAxl, both my GN'R buddies posting in here, I am not forced to make a GN'R comment. I shoulda just called her up and said "Back Off Bitch" Of couse anyone who knows me, knows I'm WAY too nice of a guy to actually say that to a female. (unless it's my sister that is)
1234-5678 Posted November 28, 2003 Report Posted November 28, 2003 Stay outta my bed/Outta my head/If it's lovin you/I'm better off dead
Guest Black Tiger Posted November 28, 2003 Report Posted November 28, 2003 Stay outta my bed/Outta my head/If it's lovin you/I'm better off dead That's one of my AIM away messages!
Anakin Flair Posted November 28, 2003 Report Posted November 28, 2003 I'm a freak Well, at least you're open about it.
TheFranchise Posted November 28, 2003 Report Posted November 28, 2003 Here's a fun little story for y'all. I met this chick around a month ago, nothing really ever happened we just hung out a couple of times and did some casual chatting. Nothing major. Okay well I invite her to a party I'm having in honor of completeling my college program early. (I had graduated in May, but I was one credit short and as a result I'm still in school for one fucking class). I invited her and she says she may show up. We're talking and I mention how I'm not looking forward to going in to work. She asks why and I explain that I suffer from depression and with it being a busy time of year for bakerys that work is often very stressful. How does she reply? "YOUR A FREAK, DON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE" I'm all WTF? Just to be safe I tell three of my female friends and 2 of the 3 agree she's a fuckin cunt (not a term I usually bust out, so please don't take offense) and she isn't worth my time anyways. The one who didn't agree says it was stupid of me to tell her I have depression (but she is also 18 and dating a 26 year old, so her opinion don't mean much to me anyways) Snap... i'm depressed and work in a bakery. Just thought you wanted to know that.
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