haVoc 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 That wacky Al Wilson... Torrie Wilson had recently stated publically that she'd like her father Al to return to WWE TV as a character somehow, but word is that she really does not want him back. The reason for this is she felt very obligated to spend time with him on the road rather than worry about herself and live her life. In a related story, one story going around about Al Wilson is that he once saw the McMahon family at the airport getting into their limo. He approached them and asked for a ride. They apparently laughed and gave him one. Torrie later had to explain to Al that asking the boss for a ride wasn't the proper etiquette. Credit: Pro-Wrestling Torch Newsletter/411mania Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 That's awesome- Go Al! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 I was just about to post this, but whatever... That second part is hilarious... I thought it would end something like this: Vince laughed in his face... said "of course not" and drove away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Der Kommissar 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Well, that's just awesome. The Al/Dawn/Torrie feud was one of my favourite feuds of last year, so I am rejoicing at this possible good news. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Zombie Al Wilson - Your Next WWE Champion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 That second part is hilarious... I thought it would end something like this: Vince laughed in his face... said "of course not" and drove away. I guess Vince figured that if he did that to someone that wasn't a wrestler and didn't really care about working for the WWE that he would get his tires slashed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Considering Torrie is barely on tv now, what is the point of even calling this piece newsworthy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Who said it was newsworthy? Every thread in the WWE folder isn't "news." Hey, maybe Al Wilson is "special" enough for the Rock to return? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Zombie Al Wilson - Your Next WWE Champion. I was thinking more along the lines of "Weekend at Bernies" Torrie: So Dad, do you think Billy Gunn's right for me? :Billy makes Al shake his head: Torrie: Thanks, Dad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Zombie Al Wilson - Your Next WWE Champion. I was thinking more along the lines of "Weekend at Bernies" Torrie: So Dad, do you think Billy Gunn's right for me? :Billy makes Al shake his head: Torrie: Thanks, Dad! Works better than Dawn Marie. I can smell the ratings now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Torrie's suggestion, eh? I tell you people time and time again, and some of you still don't believe me--Torrie is pure evil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted December 1, 2003 I was just about to post this, but whatever... That second part is hilarious... I thought it would end something like this: Vince laughed in his face... said "of course not" and drove away. God, damn that would have been funny. I can imagine it now.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Torrie Wilson had recently stated publically that she'd like her father Al to return to WWE TV as a character somehow, but word is that she really does not want him back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Torrie's suggestion, eh? I tell you people time and time again, and some of you still don't believe me--Torrie is pure evil. Hey, I do! It's just that nobody notices me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Skironox Report post Posted December 1, 2003 I came into this thread expecting a most dreadful description of an angle, instead I got a rather funny story. I wonder what happened in that limo... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 And I bet nobody remembers that he's fucking dead in the storylines. Jesus Christ on a cracker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Due to the fact that Torrie almost always wins pointless diva competitions on Smackdown, I've been convinced for a long time that she IS evil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mindless_Aggression Report post Posted December 1, 2003 I bet that was one awkward ass conversation. Al:...I...think....Kane....should...molest...my....corpse....as....well.... Shane: Shane O Mac! Giant killah! Serial thrillah! Linda: I have performed an illegal operation. Please hit Ctrl ALT DLT to restart, all unsaved work will be lost Vince: HAHAHA! BAAAAAAACK BODY DROP! That didn't make any sense but it's not far from reality either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Al Wilson was such a rancid actor that he was kinda fun to watch, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 I bet that was one awkward ass conversation. Al:...I...think....Kane....should...molest...my....corpse....as....well.... Shane: Shane O Mac! Giant killah! Serial thrillah! Linda: I have performed an illegal operation. Please hit Ctrl ALT DLT to restart, all unsaved work will be lost Vince: HAHAHA! BAAAAAAACK BODY DROP! That didn't make any sense but it's not far from reality either. Stephanie:"DAD!! YOU FORGOT HUNTER'S STEROIDS!!! I NEEEEEED THEM!!" *the windows shatter* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 I bet that was one awkward ass conversation. Al:...I...think....Kane....should...molest...my....corpse....as....well.... Shane: Shane O Mac! Giant killah! Serial thrillah! Linda: I have performed an illegal operation. Please hit Ctrl ALT DLT to restart, all unsaved work will be lost Vince: HAHAHA! BAAAAAAACK BODY DROP! That didn't make any sense but it's not far from reality either. You forgot for Linda... "It takes time to develop new talent..." Had to add that. Oh, and keep Al and Demoness 2 (aka Torrie) off TV. Demoness 1 is Stephanie, BTW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mindless_Aggression Report post Posted December 1, 2003 It'd be even better if Al just sat down in the limo, looked at Stephanie and said "Damn bitch, we may have to call a cab for your ass, that is too much bootay for one backseat" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 No good can ever come from this. No good at all.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 (edited) Torrie's suggestion, eh? I tell you people time and time again, and some of you still don't believe me--Torrie is pure evil. Hey, I do! It's just that nobody notices me. Oh, I know it, it's just that there are relatively few of us. And I bet nobody remembers that he's fucking dead in the storylines. Well, probably they'd do one of two things... WWE Logic will factor in--they'll never mention his "death" at all. Or, he'll play his twin brother, Sal Wilson. Probably with an uncle-niece incest angle to go with it. Edited December 1, 2003 by AndrewTS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Vince banks on the idea that his audiance can't remember back more then a couple of months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JMA Report post Posted December 1, 2003 Get ready for... Necrophillia, part two! Story: Dawn Marie steals the body of dead husband Al Wilson (because he has a permanent erection). And you thought Katie Vick was bad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 And I bet nobody remembers that he's fucking dead in the storylines. Well, Tazz mentioned it last week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 And I bet nobody remembers that he's fucking dead in the storylines. Well, Tazz mentioned it last week. Yeah, but he's a ex-wrestler and he's not a McMahon, so he's not important. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Skironox Report post Posted December 1, 2003 And I bet nobody remembers that he's fucking dead in the storylines. Well, Tazz mentioned it last week. Just remember nothing that happens over a week ago matters anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted December 1, 2003 I want Ralphus back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
