Why does everyone hate Mario?

[Guest Skironox]

But Mario is the one who gets Peach in bed, so he wins in the end.

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But Mario is the one who gets Peach in bed, so he wins in the end.

Fucking peaches is not near as much fun as it sounds...

[Guest Skironox]

Good point, but it's still better than a fat plumber deserves.

[Red Baron 0]

Mario should be with Yoshi for all I care.

 

Luigi needs his piece of peach as well

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I guarantee that somebody here has pictures of Mario and Luigi doubling up on Peach. Isn't that right Flyboy?...

[Guest Skironox]

Yoshi is Bowsers gay lover.

[Sass 0]

What role would Toad have?

 

Fluffer?

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What role would Toad have?

 

Fluffer?

aphrodisiac.

[Guest Skironox]

Toad could be a giant dildo

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I really really hate Van Halen.

[Guest Skironox]

Van Halen rocks.

 

Van Hagar is the real evil.

[Sass 0]

Van Halen rocks.

 

Van Hagar is the real evil.

Van Cherone.

 

Nuff said.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Come on, David Lee Roth went from being a part of one of the biggest touring bands in the 80's to doing a Casino tour across the US last year. I was going to go to the one by my house, but he injured himself trying to do some of his jump kicks...fell and split his head open.

 

That alone makes David Lee Roth > Sammy Hagar. Has Sammy Hagar ever lost just about everything and had to reort to Casino tours, then had to pull out of said Casino tours because he injured himself trying to do moves that he did while touring with Van Halen originally?

 

I don't think so.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I really really hate Van Halen.

They had some good songs. You should reserve your bile for Aerosmith.

[justsoyouknow 0]

You should reserve your bile for Aerosmith.

Agreed. Aerosmith is god-awful.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I really really hate Van Halen.

They had some good songs. You should reserve your bile for Aerosmith.

No. Sweet Emotion owns Jump!.

[haVoc 0]

Aerosmith owns Van Ego's.

[razazteca 0]

Def Leppard > Aerosmith

RATT > Van Halen

[Guest Just J]

Poison > Then anybody mentioned

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

You guys remember Axe?

[Hoff 0]

Deodorant bodyspray for men?

[godthedog 0]

they had some fucking HOT girls in their commercials.

[razazteca 0]

I hate those damn commercial that they play at the local cinemark movie theater. I swear that there was 15 minutes of commercials before the trailers/previews.

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I timed it last night, 31 minutes from beginning of commerials to start of the film.

[razazteca 0]

I almost fell asleep before Last Samurai started. 1st there was the MPAA bitching about piracy, as if the Stuntman would lose his job because people buy broadband internet for that sole purpose? Then its TWO commercials for AXE. Then the female body spray. Then its Yo Yo Yo Yo its DELUXE SON. Then another Coke commercial featuring the Jersey Guidos. Then Levis dumbass bronco bustin a car.

[Lando Griffin 0]

All the more reason to bring along a GBA SP.

 

/doesn't have one, wants one

[justsoyouknow 0]

I almost fell asleep before Last Samurai started. 1st there was the MPAA bitching about piracy, as if the Stuntman would lose his job because people buy broadband internet for that sole purpose? Then its TWO commercials for AXE. Then the female body spray. Then its Yo Yo Yo Yo its DELUXE SON. Then another Coke commercial featuring the Jersey Guidos. Then Levis dumbass bronco bustin a car.

Boo fucking hoo.

 

Go get some popcorn or a drink while the commercials are on. Find something else to do. Make out with your girlfiend. Masturbate. Whatever. Just find something else to do. Everything will be alright, I promise.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Which brings to mind the question... why are there commercials in a movie theater? If I wanted to see commercials while watchign a movie, I'd watch a movie on FX.

[Guest Skironox]

If I had to pay 9 bucks for a ticket, I'd better get some fucking good commercials. Not this "WeeD mAkeS yoU DrIve InTO LiL GiRLS! FREEVIBE!" crap that I get.

 

I want my previews for next summers sex comedies, not anti piracy crap.

[SamoaRowe 0]

I came in here hoping to see a debate over why so many people disliked a fat plumber who takes too much mushrooms.