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Guest Skironox
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But Mario is the one who gets Peach in bed, so he wins in the end.

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Guest Skironox
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Good point, but it's still better than a fat plumber deserves.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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I really really hate Van Halen.

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Come on, David Lee Roth went from being a part of one of the biggest touring bands in the 80's to doing a Casino tour across the US last year. I was going to go to the one by my house, but he injured himself trying to do some of his jump kicks...fell and split his head open.

 

That alone makes David Lee Roth > Sammy Hagar. Has Sammy Hagar ever lost just about everything and had to reort to Casino tours, then had to pull out of said Casino tours because he injured himself trying to do moves that he did while touring with Van Halen originally?

 

I don't think so.

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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I really really hate Van Halen.

They had some good songs. You should reserve your bile for Aerosmith.

No. Sweet Emotion owns Jump!.

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I almost fell asleep before Last Samurai started. 1st there was the MPAA bitching about piracy, as if the Stuntman would lose his job because people buy broadband internet for that sole purpose? Then its TWO commercials for AXE. Then the female body spray. Then its Yo Yo Yo Yo its DELUXE SON. Then another Coke commercial featuring the Jersey Guidos. Then Levis dumbass bronco bustin a car.

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I almost fell asleep before Last Samurai started. 1st there was the MPAA bitching about piracy, as if the Stuntman would lose his job because people buy broadband internet for that sole purpose? Then its TWO commercials for AXE. Then the female body spray. Then its Yo Yo Yo Yo its DELUXE SON. Then another Coke commercial featuring the Jersey Guidos. Then Levis dumbass bronco bustin a car.

Boo fucking hoo.

 

Go get some popcorn or a drink while the commercials are on. Find something else to do. Make out with your girlfiend. Masturbate. Whatever. Just find something else to do. Everything will be alright, I promise.

Guest Skironox
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If I had to pay 9 bucks for a ticket, I'd better get some fucking good commercials. Not this "WeeD mAkeS yoU DrIve InTO LiL GiRLS! FREEVIBE!" crap that I get.

 

I want my previews for next summers sex comedies, not anti piracy crap.

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I came in here hoping to see a debate over why so many people disliked a fat plumber who takes too much mushrooms.

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