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OFF TOPIC ALERT!!!

 

 

 

 

That cat(?) in Piss' sig is going to be showing up in my nightmares.

Guest El Satanico
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:crickets chirp:

 

boyband...fanboys...pardon?

 

boy bands are so 2000 and what fanboys

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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You have no right to make a thread complaining about boy bands, and then be a Linkin Park fan. That Chester kid is a boy pop vocalist, with different threads.

Guest croweater
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BACKSTREETS BACK...............ALRIGHT!

makes pun in anger

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According to raz, Boyz II Men is a boyband too.

 

When and how that happened I have no idea.

Motown Philly!

One fucking song in their whole career isn't enough to label them a fucking boyband. You are on the losing end of this battle, yet you think you are right. They are R&B, but apparently you have only heard one song so that makes you some sort of expert on boybands.

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If a band comprised of all guys actually writes their own lyrics and performs their own songs does that still qualify them as a boy band? Just curious as to what the boy band criteria is. :unsure:

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Started their career or were created from the factory hit machine that is Orlando, Florida.

 

Were Mickey Mouse Club members or were part of Kids INC.

 

All group members are male

 

Fans are girls, curious and/or metrosexual boys

 

Dancing LOTS OF F"N DANCING

 

Ballads that fit a formula

 

This just in Spice Girls was a GIRL BAND

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You're a fucking idiot for believing that.

 

So is Linken Park technically a boy band? Are all the all guy metal bands boy bands since they are all male? Jesus everyone is either a boy band or a girl band.

 

Oh and for the record, Boyz II Men were started in a school ground in Philidelphia. And last time I checked, Philly and Orlando are nowhere near each other. And if I'm not mistaken, Wanya found Bivens. Bivens didn't have to do anything because they already had a perfect harmony. All he did was get their foots in the door. Boyz II Men let their singing speak for itself.

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So is Linken Park technically a boy band? Are all the all guy metal bands boy bands since they are all male? Jesus everyone is either a boy band or a girl band.

Yup just like Papa Roach :firedevil:

 

Don't you know that all vocal groups are boy bands? :comfort:

Guest Skironox
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I define a boy band as any quartet or 5 member group that has no instruments and relies on heavily computer modded voices and synchronized dance numbers.

 

And girls must find them irrestistable because of it (I mean, why else would Joey Fat be considered sexy?)

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Not all of linkin park is a boy band, just that one guy. The other ones are playing their own instruments. Am I the only one who listens to his "melodic" vocal parts, and recognizes that it is the EXACT same style as boy pop? His surroundings might be different. I just think he's too gawky to get into a real pop group, and uses that angst to fuel his girlish whimpering screams.

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Someone mentioned this briefly at WDI, but Trapt seems the same way, to a point. Apparently, they also dress very boy bandish (trendy clothes, matching uniforms, styled-up hair, etc). Makes you wonder how far the distance between rock and pre-fab pop really is.

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