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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
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Someone Jim Ross hasd orgasms too over and over again during their entrance/match/whatever.

Is Austin and Triple H (to a lesser extent, or course) honorary hosses then? JR loves them (moreso Austin) as faces, and still gives them respect as heels ("I may not like him, but he is the toughest SOB, blah blah blah").

Austin's a hoss. In fact, he's the probably the leader of the hosses. Austin being from Texas guarantees you that. The other prime indgriedient for hosses would be playing football. If you've played football and were good at it, you're a hoss.

No wonder J.R. has a perminant boner for Bradshaw. A texan who played college football.....if not for Dr. Death, Bradshaw would be #1 on the list.

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Guest Anglesault
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You can't be a hoss and a stud.

 

A stud is like a junior hoss.

Guest Anglesault
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I'm pretty sure JR has called Test both a hoss and a stud.

I always figured "Stud" was saved for someone who didn't meet one of the two hoss Criterion.

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I'm pretty sure JR has called Test both a hoss and a stud.

I always figured "Stud" was saved for someone who didn't meet one of the two hoss Criterion.

The two requirements for being a Hoss are:

 

Steroids and stupidity.

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This is great news. At least Matt Morgan has, dare I say it...POTENTIAL~!

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This is great news. At least Matt Morgan has, dare I say it...POTENTIAL~!

Dude, can I have some of what you're smoking?

:P

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This is great news. At least Matt Morgan has, dare I say it...POTENTIAL~!

Dude, can I have some of what you're smoking?

:P

Yes.

 

(passes joint)

Guest Olympic Slam
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You can't be a hoss and a stud.

 

A stud is like a junior hoss.

I've given this much thought over the years and have actually devised a Hossish characterization guide........

 

Hoss - General big guy that need not be in good shape. Facial hair or some other "tough" characteristic helps with the "cowboyish" image that inspired this JRism. Classic Hoss = Bradshaw, Nash

 

Stud - Very big guy who is in excellent shape. Classic Studs = Batista, Rock

 

Monster/Manster = Huge, freakish wrestler that is either naturally scary looking or has a gimmick that gives a scary look. Classic Monsters = Brock, Kane.

 

House = Big, FAT guy. Classic Houses = Mark Henry, Earthquake, Mabel

 

Giants = Freakishly tall wrestler. Classic Giants = Andre, Big Show

 

Horse = JR used to use this one awhile back. A Horse falls somewhere between a Stud and a Hoss. Meaning that, it's a guy who isn't big or tough looking enough to be a Hoss but not in good enough shape to be a Stud. Classic Horses = Test, Billy Gunn

 

.....and that's my guide to the Hosses

Guest Anglesault
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I always thought to be a hoss you had to have played football (Albert) live in Texas (Bradshaw) or both.

 

A Stud would be someone that was as inept as Hoss, but had no football background nor was he from texas. (Test)

Guest Anglesault
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And since Taker is from Texas, the Kane character must be as well.

Guest Trivia247
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nathan goes to a Pub in Sydney and a Old broken down man sits next to him and buys him a Fosters..

 

Out back Jack: See mate I told ya them Yanks don't know talent when they see it... (hums tie me kangaroo down sport)

 

Nathan just bangs his head against the bar muttering why couldn't I learn a decent armlock!

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Jericho was right; we are ALL marks

Well, no shit Sherlock.

 

Since, you know, we're all wrestling fans, and "mark" means "wrestling fan"....

Guest webmasterofwrestlegame
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Kane played College Basketball.

 

Then that makes him: "A t'mendous athelete, Kiiiinng"

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Oh, for the above person who mentioned Horse...

 

JR Called A-Train a Horse at Royal Rumble 03.

 

...think it was A-Train...it's been a while since I watched it, so it could have been DeMott. Most likely A-Train though.

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Oh, for the above person who mentioned Horse...

 

JR Called A-Train a Horse at Royal Rumble 03.

 

...think it was A-Train...it's been a while since I watched it, so it could have been DeMott. Most likely A-Train though.

It was Train.

 

Then again, he also called Charlie Haas a 'Hoss' at the same event...so, yeah...

Guest wrestlingbs
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I wonder why Nathan Jones can't "take this business"? He's been in it for like, what, less than a year? They gave him an immediate push with Taker as an ally, an when that didn't work he became an enforcer for the champ and was on tv each week. And all they asked him to do was improve?

Guest Anglesault
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Damn, he packs his bags after he finally starts to show improvement. Oh well.

He showed signs of improvement?

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What the hell was wrong with Kane? Before Jesus Christ McMahon fucked him over, he was poping the best ratings on RAW since his unmasking.

 

He made RVD look like a bitch (WOOO!) who can't win with his spotty offense.

 

He at least made sure we dont see Shane for a while.

 

He CAN have good matches.

 

He can at least cut a decent promo, trying to be evil.

 

Oh right, everyones probably thiking of the Necrophilia angle still, so let's hope he dies or gets fired.

 

I think it's because of his size aka hoss. It seems alot of posters think that someone over 6'5 is a hoss and therefore sucks.

wAIT, The Rock is around 6'4 or 6'5.......

 

 

OMG HOSS

 

 

He suuuuuuuuuuucks

 

 

 

 

 

what determines a hoss anyway.......

Someone Jim Ross hasd orgasms too over and over again during their entrance/match/whatever.

 

Must use a powerbomb as finisher.

 

Can't lose to someone under 6'3".

 

 

The lsit goes on and on.

JR told me at his book signing in Rochester that "Hoss means healthy" And then with a really sad look on his face, told me Austin was his favorite hoss... when he's healthy, which of course he hasn't been lately. I shit you not.

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