The 2003 Smark Awards~!

[Hoff 0]

You idiot, I didn't use a Google dictionary, since there is no such thing. I typed in dictionary and clicked one of the results. I figured people knew what I meant, but I forgot I was dealing with morons.

Maybe you should clarify what you meant, then. Moron. Need I remind you that you used Microsoft Word as a dictionary reference once? It's not like we didn't have just cause to believe you would use Google as well. Furthermore, most of us wouldn't know what services Google offers, and it's not hard to believe that they'd offer a dictionary, simply because it's not hard to believe that people like you would use it. Because -- and stay with me on this -- you're a moron.

 

But I don't know what your problem is anyway. Here I wish you and everyone a Merry Christmas and you call us all morons. Not just me, but everyone. Shame on you.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Feel the hoffitude~!

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Feel the hoffitude~!

It feels like burning...

[justsoyouknow 0]

Feel the hoffitude~!

It feels like burning...

Royal Blue probably just gave you a nasty infection.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Feel the hoffitude~!

He still can't see me.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

for what it's worth, I can think of a few people on here who are worse than Johnson, or at least ones who annoy me more.

Really? Like who?

The first people that come to mind are TSA and that Patrick Ewing Rules kid.

Did you know that TSA loves sex? OMG IV JROPT A BOMSHEL~!!!!~!!@!!!$!!^!!!

 

I don't know much about "Patrick Ewing Rules Guy", but anyone that thinks Patrick Ewing rules can't be all that bright.

[Nighthawk 0]

You idiot, I didn't use a Google dictionary, since there is no such thing.  I typed in dictionary and clicked one of the results.  I figured people knew what I meant, but I forgot I was dealing with morons.

Maybe you should clarify what you meant, then. Moron. Need I remind you that you used Microsoft Word as a dictionary reference once? It's not like we didn't have just cause to believe you would use Google as well. Furthermore, most of us wouldn't know what services Google offers, and it's not hard to believe that they'd offer a dictionary, simply because it's not hard to believe that people like you would use it. Because -- and stay with me on this -- you're a moron.

But wait... if you don't know whether or not Google offers a dictionary, then for all you know it might have been the best dictionary in the world. If it existed.

[razazteca 0]

I prefer the one from Yahoo.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

for what it's worth, I can think of a few people on here who are worse than Johnson, or at least ones who annoy me more.

Really? Like who?

The first people that come to mind are TSA and that Patrick Ewing Rules kid.

Did you know that TSA loves sex? OMG IV JROPT A BOMSHEL~!!!!~!!@!!!$!!^!!!

 

I don't know much about "Patrick Ewing Rules Guy", but anyone that thinks Patrick Ewing rules can't be all that bright.

Oh, and I would be remiss if I didn't mention Michael Joel Benoit, Choken One, and Kotzenjunge in that same breath.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Dames deserves countless awards for shutting down that goddamn "Person Above You" thread.

[caboose 0]

Come one Inc, you know you loved it really.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

^ choker

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

for what it's worth, I can think of a few people on here who are worse than Johnson, or at least ones who annoy me more.

Really? Like who?

The first people that come to mind are TSA and that Patrick Ewing Rules kid.

 

 

I don't know much about "Patrick Ewing Rules Guy", but anyone that thinks Patrick Ewing rules can't be all that bright.

Which is just one more reason why I believe he's eagan.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

for what it's worth, I can think of a few people on here who are worse than Johnson, or at least ones who annoy me more.

Really? Like who?

The first people that come to mind are TSA and that Patrick Ewing Rules kid.

Did you know that TSA loves sex? OMG IV JROPT A BOMSHEL~!!!!~!!@!!!$!!^!!!

 

I don't know much about "Patrick Ewing Rules Guy", but anyone that thinks Patrick Ewing rules can't be all that bright.

Oh, and I would be remiss if I didn't mention Michael Joel Benoit, Choken One, and Kotzenjunge in that same breath.

MJB just goes on and on and on and on....seriously, someone needs to tell him to shut the fuck up. He just seems to write pages and pages of bullshit.

 

Choken One is useless. Just offers no purpose at all.

 

I have no problem with Kotz. It's nice to see that at a board dominated with Rock/Metal tastes in music that at least someone listens to the dance. He still didn't answer my question what he's into specifically though. Punk.

 

Anyone else?

[k thx 0]

pop > metal

[Ravenbomb 0]

I hope I win something

[Guest Just J]

You idiot, I didn't use a Google dictionary, since there is no such thing.  I typed in dictionary and clicked one of the results.  I figured people knew what I meant, but I forgot I was dealing with morons.

Maybe you should clarify what you meant, then. Moron. Need I remind you that you used Microsoft Word as a dictionary reference once? It's not like we didn't have just cause to believe you would use Google as well. Furthermore, most of us wouldn't know what services Google offers, and it's not hard to believe that they'd offer a dictionary, simply because it's not hard to believe that people like you would use it. Because -- and stay with me on this -- you're a moron.

 

But I don't know what your problem is anyway. Here I wish you and everyone a Merry Christmas and you call us all morons. Not just me, but everyone. Shame on you.

Get your facts straight, I used the Spell-Check on Word, dipshit.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

You idiot, I didn't use a Google dictionary, since there is no such thing.

Google Web Search Features: Definitions

 

To see a definition for a word or phrase, simply type the word "define," then a space, and then the word(s) you want defined. If Google has seen a definition for the word or phrase on the Web, it will retrieve that information and display it at the top of your search results.

 

example:  define World Wide Web

 

You can also get a list of definitions by including the special operator "define:" with no space between it and the term you want defined. For example, the search [define:World Wide Web] will show you a list of definitions for "World Wide Web" gathered from various online sources.

[Adam 0]

PROVED HIM WRONG~!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

In"huss"deed

[Sandman9000 0]

You have to pick one or the other. No mixing the indeed or the huss.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

aw.

[caboose 0]

Is it too late to vote?

 

You may or may not have already mentioned the voting deadline, but I'm too lazy to notice.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

it's too late. sorry 'boose

[caboose 0]

Dammit. Come on CWM, just for me?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

why bother? all you'll do is vote for yourself

[Sandman9000 0]

You mean do what everyone else did.

[caboose 0]

I wouldn't vote myself for every award. Just most of them.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Oh, and I would be remiss if I didn't mention Michael Joel Benoit, Choken One, and Kotzenjunge in that same breath.

MJB just goes on and on and on and on....seriously, someone needs to tell him to shut the fuck up. He just seems to write pages and pages of bullshit.

 

Choken One is useless. Just offers no purpose at all.

 

I have no problem with Kotz. It's nice to see that at a board dominated with Rock/Metal tastes in music that at least someone listens to the dance. He still didn't answer my question what he's into specifically though. Punk.

I never knew you asked me specifically what I liked. Sorry.

 

I can fox with all of the following (takes deep breath):

 

AK1200

Amber

Angel Alanis

Angelina

Armin Van Buuren

ATB

Aubrey

Aurora

Bad Boy Joe

Bad Boy Bill

Basement Jaxx

Benny Benassi

Blumchen

Bran Van 3000

BT

Cirrus

Crystal Method

D-Devils

D-Vision

Da Buzz

Daft Punk

Dajvo

Daler Mehndi <<< CLICK THAT LINK AND WATCH THE GODLIEST VIDEO EVER. (not really dance by our standards, but too good to ignore)

Dance Dance Revolution (I never play, but I love the songs)

Danila

Darude

Delerium

DJ Danny D

DJ Colette

DJ Encore

DJ Feelgood

DJ Keoki

DJ Kosmonova

DJ Irene

DJ Liquid

DJ Micro

DJ Mystic

DJ Ricey

DJ Sammy

DJ Skribble (his dance material is awesome)

DJ Tiesto

DJ Triptonik

E-Rotic (yeah, just DDR by another name, but whatever)

Earthbound

Eiffel 65

Elissa

Everything But the Girl

Faithless

Fatboy Slim

Fusion 808

George Acosta

Gigi D'Agostino

Haddaway

Happy Hardcore (75% of the genre anyway)

Hideki Naganuma (did a lot of music on Jet Set Radio Future for X-Box, to give some of you an idea)

Hit n' Hide

Ian Van Dahl

Ibiza 303

Intoation

Jason Nevins

JayJay

Jenni

John Digweed

Johnny Vicious

Juno Reactor

Karoly and Monica

Kraftwerk

Kylie Minogue (two years in a row with Grammy nominations for dance songs qualifies her)

Lagoona

Lasgo

Leenda

Lil' Suzy

Lo Fidelity All Stars

Louie DeVito

Luz Devina

Madison Avenue

Mark Van Dale

Mauro Picotto

Mint Royale

Moby

Modjo

Moving Fusion

No Mercy

Noel

Olive

Paul Oakenfold

Paul Van Dyk

Planet Violet

Playgroup

Plump DJ's

PPK

Public Domain

Punjabi MC

Rockell

Rui Da Silva

Safire

Safri Duo

Sasha

Scatman John

Scooter

Shelley

Spiller

Squarepusher

Stakka and Skynet

System F

T r a n c e [] C o n t r o l

Telepopmusik

The Avalanches

The Moon

Thunderpuss

Tim Delux

Tina Ann

Vengaboys

Voodoo and Serano

Warp Brothers

 

Seeing the former Scott Keith's Biggest Fan mentioned reminds me of a thread that you might like...

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Oh, and I would be remiss if I didn't mention Michael Joel Benoit, Choken One, and Kotzenjunge in that same breath.

MJB just goes on and on and on and on....seriously, someone needs to tell him to shut the fuck up. He just seems to write pages and pages of bullshit.

 

Choken One is useless. Just offers no purpose at all.

 

I have no problem with Kotz. It's nice to see that at a board dominated with Rock/Metal tastes in music that at least someone listens to the dance. He still didn't answer my question what he's into specifically though. Punk.

I never knew you asked me specifically what I liked. Sorry.

 

I can fox with all of the following (takes deep breath):

 

AK1200

Amber

Angel Alanis

Angelina

Armin Van Buuren

ATB

Aubrey

Aurora

Bad Boy Joe

Bad Boy Bill

Basement Jaxx

Benny Benassi

Blumchen

Bran Van 3000

BT

Cirrus

Crystal Method

D-Devils

D-Vision

Da Buzz

Daft Punk

Dajvo

Daler Mehndi <<< CLICK THAT LINK AND WATCH THE GODLIEST VIDEO EVER. (not really dance by our standards, but too good to ignore)

Dance Dance Revolution (I never play, but I love the songs)

Danila

Darude

Delerium

DJ Danny D

DJ Colette

DJ Encore

DJ Feelgood

DJ Keoki

DJ Kosmonova

DJ Irene

DJ Liquid

DJ Micro

DJ Mystic

DJ Ricey

DJ Sammy

DJ Skribble (his dance material is awesome)

DJ Tiesto

DJ Triptonik

E-Rotic (yeah, just DDR by another name, but whatever)

Earthbound

Eiffel 65

Elissa

Everything But the Girl

Faithless

Fatboy Slim

Fusion 808

George Acosta

Gigi D'Agostino

Haddaway

Happy Hardcore (75% of the genre anyway)

Hideki Naganuma (did a lot of music on Jet Set Radio Future for X-Box, to give some of you an idea)

Hit n' Hide

Ian Van Dahl

Ibiza 303

Intoation

Jason Nevins

JayJay

Jenni

John Digweed

Johnny Vicious

Juno Reactor

Karoly and Monica

Kraftwerk

Kylie Minogue (two years in a row with Grammy nominations for dance songs qualifies her)

Lagoona

Lasgo

Leenda

Lil' Suzy

Lo Fidelity All Stars

Louie DeVito

Luz Devina

Madison Avenue

Mark Van Dale

Mauro Picotto

Mint Royale

Moby

Modjo

Moving Fusion

No Mercy

Noel

Olive

Paul Oakenfold

Paul Van Dyk

Planet Violet

Playgroup

Plump DJ's

PPK

Public Domain

Punjabi MC

Rockell

Rui Da Silva

Safire

Safri Duo

Sasha

Scatman John

Scooter

Shelley

Spiller

Squarepusher

Stakka and Skynet

System F

T r a n c e [] C o n t r o l

Telepopmusik

The Avalanches

The Moon

Thunderpuss

Tim Delux

Tina Ann

Vengaboys

Voodoo and Serano

Warp Brothers

 

Seeing the former Scott Keith's Biggest Fan mentioned reminds me of a thread that you might like...

Christ that's a long list. I'm not into house that much, but I can dig it. Since I'm not into it hardcore, I don't know many bands and albums, but rather singles and such that you'd hear in a club, party, etc. What got me into the whole thing was back in the day, Armand Van Helden, and Daft Punk. Van Buuren? We talking about the same guy? I was just saying, that the only reason that most of the people mock you is because you're into the whole dance thing, but really, most of those people just don't get the whole point of dance music; to socialize and have a good time baby! That's the way I see it anyway.

 

Oh yeah, I didn't win an award.