HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 You know the drill... TWAS THE FIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 2003!!! AN SWF PAY-PER-VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA! FEATURING… Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus John "The Sinner" Duran versus Stryke versus Johnny Dangerous "Judge Mental" William Hearford versus ??? Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin Va'aiga versus Terrence "Janus" Bailey "The Franchise" Mak Francis versus the Hville Thugg Dace Night versus Charlie "Grappler" Matthews The Boston Strangler versus Erek Taylor AND THE MAIN EVENT… "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VERSUS EJIRO FASAKI Da "predict or be killed" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 TWAS THE FIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 2003!!! AN SWF PAY-PER-VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA! FEATURING… Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus John "The Sinner" Duran versus Stryke versus Johnny Dangerous Winner: Strkye, if he shows up. I think Stryke is the most talented out of the group, and in fact, he's more talented than most of us, myself included. His only problem is that he can't stick around for more than a week before the no showing starts and he has to leave again. This time, however, I think he'll stick around long enough to win this match. If he disappears, the outcome is up in the air...but I'll pick Annie because I am secretly in love with her. "Judge Mental" William Hearford versus ??? WINNER: Doesn't really matter who ??? is, they won't beat Judge. How did Judge go from being a main eventer, fighting for the world title, to fighting ???-man on the second match on the show? Hmmmmm....makes ya think. Anyway...he wins... Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin WINNER: Normally, I'd pick X here...but I have no idea where that guy is, or even if he's still around. Sucks too, cause he was really rolling along for a while. Anyway...I'm huge WC mark...so I wouldn't be surprised if he wins this. However, Craven has a way of showing up big for big matches, so he could easily win this as well. BUT...I'm going with the old, wiley veteran in Linchpin. Va'aiga versus Terrence "Janus" Bailey WINNER: Here's a match I'd really love to be a part of...and I think this, if done well, has MOTN written all over it. With all the beef in the ring, it's hard to tell who'll win...but I'll go with Va'aiga, with a special appearance by me...who will then go on to feud with Va'aiga for 432 months since that jackass beat me a few months ago. Fucker. "The Franchise" Mak Francis versus the Hville Thugg WINNER: Duh...we all know who's gonna win this...you know...they guy who doesn't say the 2 most painful words for a wrestler... Dace Night versus Charlie "Grappler" Matthews WINNER: Dace...why? Because he's Dace. Sorry Grappler...or Show...or whoever...you can't fuck with the Night. I love how these get shorter and shorter as I go down the card because I'm lazy. The Boston Strangler versus Erek Taylor LOSERS: Both these jackasses for leaving the fed. Bitches! I don't know...there's probably some storyline finish here that makes them both look good before walking out the door...or perhaps makes them both look real bad before leaving. I hope there's a real competition here...and if there is...Strangler will take it. AND THE MAIN EVENT… "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VERSUS EJIRO FASAKI WINNER: Fasaki is an amazing talent...I'll definitely give him that. BUT...he can't beat Flesher...sorry. Should be a highly competitive contest, but in the end, Flesher is just too good. And no...there are no words of encouragement like "if anyone can beat him, Fasaki can" or "if Fasaki writes his ass off, he could pull the upset"...no. No, no, no...you're gonna lose...it sucks, but it's true. Accept defeat now...it'll make things a lot easier come Tuesday night. Da "so incredibly cruel" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 TWAS THE FIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 2003!!! AN SWF PAY-PER-VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA! FEATURING… Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus "Notorious" John Duran versus Stryke versus Johnny Dangerous ~ I'll take Notorious for this one. Annie's disappeared, Stryke has that no-showing problem, and Duran > Johnny. So. NO, NO, NOTORIOUS~! "Judge Mental" William Hearford versus ??? ~ Random bet for ??? man, just because these people can surprise you sometime. Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin ~ Wildchild is an awesome writer, but Aussie pride persuades me to back the returning Crow, and Muzzpin. Any of those three to win the match, because they all rawk. Va'aiga versus Terrence "Janus" Bailey ~ No prediction, naturally. It's a streetfight, so expect BLOOD AND VIOLENCE AND SICKENING SHIT. \m/ >_< \m/ "The Franchise" Mak Francis versus the Hville Thugg ~ EAST COAST! Dace Night versus Charlie "Grappler" Matthews ~ Trinity pride, and I know Dace has a little something lined up for this. (Y) The Boston Strangler versus Erek Taylor ~ The fans. Seriously, most likely Strangler in either man's match, to prove the whole man-can-rise-above his past thing. Pity they're both leaving. AND THE MAIN EVENT… "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VERSUS EJIRO FASAKI ~ FUCK YOU, FASAKI! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 TWAS THE FIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 2003!!! AN SWF PAY-PER-VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA! FEATURING… Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus John "The Sinner" Duran versus Stryke versus Johnny Dangerous - If Stryke wants this, he's got it, although Duran's going to put up a hell of a fight. And I'm intentionally not making reference to Carless Mark Jindrak despite there being a PT Cruiser at stake. "Judge Mental" William Hearford versus ??? - I think I know who Question Mark Man is, and if QMM is going to do what he wants to, he better pull this out right now. I think he can, and I think he's coming back inspired, so QMM it is. Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin - WC doesn't want it, X isn't around, and I think Linchpin can beat Craven and Crowe. He IS a former World Champion, people. Hopefully the Away in a Manger stip won't ruin anything. Va'aiga versus Terrence "Janus" Bailey - The medical personnel. Time and a half, baby! But I'll go with Va'aiga. "The Franchise" Mak Francis versus the Hville Thugg - Shit, gotta go with Thugg here. The cards are stacked against Mak kayfabewise, even though he chose the stip, and the match plays right into Thugg's style. Dace Night versus Charlie "Grappler" Matthews - Dace brings the Horrorcore and takes the Texas Death match. The Boston Strangler versus Erek Taylor - Strangler. It'd be a crime if he lost. AND THE MAIN EVENT… "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VERSUS EJIRO FASAKI - No prediction, as usual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus John "The Sinner" Duran versus Stryke versus Johnny Dangerous - Duran: he's the most likely to show. "Judge Mental" William Hearford versus ??? - Judge. Screw that returning veteran noise. Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin - Anybody but me. I am not writing this... Actually, now that I think about it, Crow will probably win, as he appears to be the only person involved who actually wants to write a "Manger" match. Everyone else will either no-show (read: me), or will show but not be feeling it. Va'aiga versus Terrence "Janus" Bailey - No comment. "The Franchise" Mak Francis versus the Hville Thugg - HVT. Dace Night versus Charlie "Grappler" Matthews - Dace. The Boston Strangler versus Erek Taylor - Strangler will win. Because he is right, and that is enough. AND THE MAIN EVENT… "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VERSUS EJIRO FASAKI - If there's anybody in the fed who can take the belt of Tom, it's Ejiro. I'll pick the fellow member of my graduating class for the upset. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus John "The Sinner" Duran versus Stryke versus Johnny Dangerous Ichiban to be Ichiban. "Judge Mental" William Hearford versus ??? Judge on a whim. Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin Crow, returning to full flow again. Va'aiga versus Terrence "Janus" Bailey Fans, this one is going to be a complete 1.1 Mutoh scale blood bath. "The Franchise" Mak Francis versus the Hville Thugg Backing the Mak. Dace Night versus Charlie "Grappler" Matthews No prediction. The Boston Strangler versus Erek Taylor TBS. AND THE MAIN EVENT… "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VERSUS EJIRO FASAKI Flesher to be number one, again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Above Average 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus John "The Sinner" Duran versus Stryke versus Johnny Dangerous Duran. He should get the win and then go after whatever title he wants. Everyone goes through losing streaks and if they have skills they normally come back stronger from it. Here's hoping. Although Stryke showing up could make this very very close. "Judge Mental" William Hearford versus ??? Well, come on. I have a guess who the question mark man is... and I just don't know if he can take Judge. I guess he could, but that depends on motivation. It also depends on if I'm right and if Judge actually writes. I'll go ???, to block. Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin Should be... interesting. Between Craven, Crow and Muzz, I've got to back Muzz, as long as he reigns himself and doesn't get caught up in the word count, like the last multi-man, which Craven won. But honestly Crow and Craven have beaten Muzz before so it's not TOO out of the question. I'll be marking for the return of 'NAAAAAAAAAATUURALLLLLLL BOOOOOORN CHAAOOOOOOOOS!' But Muzz is the 'New Age Punisher'. I bet Dace at least gets that reference. Va'aiga versus Terrence "Janus" Bailey Interesting match. Janus will most likely pull this one out, since he's probably near done his match. It'll be overshadowned by the gore that is Dace Night, but I'm sure ity'll be of the quality expected of a Janus match. But Va'agia, as the heel, probably needs the win more to prolong the feud since he's been running scared from Janus, building up to the real rubber match, when there's so much hate that there ain't ANY more running. "The Franchise" Mak Francis versus the Hville Thugg In and out of Kayfaybe, I like putting myself in challenging stips that I shouldn't win, don't I. A damn Ironman against Danny, 2/3 falls with the guy who beat Fallout in 3/5. And now Thugg in a I Quit match. Well that's what I get for trying to build my character around being the cocky underdog. Now I have to try and actually back it up. Mak = Gettin' and Givin' a Major ass kickin' Dace Night versus Charlie "Grappler" Matthews Texas Deathmatch = fun. I'd love to write one of these or a LMS. Dace Night to retain. Sorry SS, but you will be in Dace's SWF version of D@mnation in a box. I really, really dig the standing ten count aspect to this match. Such a good story can be built around getting up during the count, and with the 3 count added on, there's a lot of chances to build suspense. By the end of the match, people should be getting like nine and ten counts off a single punch or elbow, not just bumping off them. If this doesn't happen, my great idea will go to waste. The Boston Strangler versus Erek Taylor Erek, because it seems like feuds always end with a happy ending. And I want a BAAAAD one. Just kidding. Strangler or Erek takes a bump that no real wrestler would take off the cage, sans Foley (maybe). It's because the SWF is taking HIAC... TOOOOOO THEEEEEEEEEE EXTREEEEEEEEEEEME (!) AND THE MAIN EVENT… "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VERSUS EJIRO FASAKI Eh, we'll see. I'd laugh if Tom uses one of the ideas he threw around in chat. Win or lose, I just wonder how that'd go over with the marker. I can see it now. They'd have the same reaction I did, I'm sure. The Mak: "..." The Mak: "..." The Mak: "You're a bastard." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted December 12, 2003 Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus "Notorious" John Duran versus Stryke versus Johnny Dangerous - Duran deserves a big win. Matthews/Duran for the ICTV title? I am so there. "Judge Mental" William Hearford versus ??? - Oh, question mark man. Most definitely. Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin - I foresee Crowe coming back from his asskicking at Matthews and I's hands and scoring himself a world title shot. I think. Va'aiga versus Terrence "Janus" Bailey - Mmm... Va'aiga, for storyline reasons. I fully expect this to lead to some super-death six-man tag in the future. "The Franchise" Mak Francis versus the Hville Thugg - Thugg is the biggest heel... and you expect him to win this match? Uh uh, playa. Mak wins the Battle of the Black. Dace Night versus Charlie "Grappler" Matthews - Grappler is so getting shortchanged here. How quickly we forget the man's mastery in American Gladiators, in the three-way tag, the Wheel of Fortune match!?! He takes this one. The Boston Strangler versus Erek Taylor - Um... I dunno. Strangler takes this one and really isn't ever seen again. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher versus Ejiro Fasaki - Tom, so he can keep my belt warm for my inevitable Clusterfuck victory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2003 Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus John "The Sinner" Duran versus Stryke versus Johnny Dangerous Winner: I'll take Duran Duran in this one, although Stryke, if he shows, will make it close. Dangerous isn't to be counted out either. Everyone says Annie disappeared, so I'll believe it. "Judge Mental" William Hearford versus ??? WINNER: Go Judge Go! Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin WINNER: I'll take WC in an upset win here. Linchpin, Craven, and X will all be close. Crowe's been out of action for a while here, and I think he might be a bit out of his league with this matchup. Still, you never know. Va'aiga versus Terrence "Janus" Bailey WINNER: I'll take Janus, but not by much. "The Franchise" Mak Francis versus the Hville Thugg WINNER: Generation Mak shall take a great step forward here. Dace Night versus Charlie "Grappler" Matthews WINNER: Dace should take this one. The Boston Strangler versus Erek Taylor WIINER: Well, I obviously can't predict. However, Erek and I are both writing, and I assume Erek is writing himself to win. This should be a nice way for us to end the feud once and for all. AND THE MAIN EVENT… "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VERSUS EJIRO FASAKI WINNER: Ejiro to score an upset where I couldn't (in a 2/3 falls match against Flesher in the ME of a PPV), and become the new World Champ to end the year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2003 Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus John "The Sinner" Duran versus Stryke versus Johnny Dangerous -> I haven't written a word yet, but i am definately going to write. I know exactly what i want to do these next few months, and it starts with a win here. I need to win this, i've fucked up too many opportunities in the past, but i promise you i'm not screwing up this one. Time to pull out every trick i've got up my sleeve. "Judge Mental" William Hearford versus ??? -> If he has time to write Judge wins, regardless of ???'s identity. Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin -> Craven handles the stip best and gets his title shot. Va'aiga versus Terrence "Janus" Bailey -> Janus to retain in a brutal match which i'm certainly looking forward to reading. "The Franchise" Mak Francis versus the Hville Thugg -> No broken necks this time, HVT makes Mak say I Quit. Dace Night versus Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -> Both men rule, but i think Dace will be a little bit better on this ocassion. The Boston Strangler versus Erek Taylor -> Strangler comes out on top in a fantastic match that's sure to be worthy of both men's retirement. AND THE MAIN EVENT… "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VERSUS EJIRO FASAKI -> Ejiro Fasaki ends 2003 the SWF World Heavyweight Champion. That is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5_moves_of_doom 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2003 Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus John "The Sinner" Duran versus Stryke versus Johnny Dangerous ~ Hrm, I've come to just assume that Annie/Stryke will noshow, and Johnny does quite a bit too (er, he used to at least, but I haven't been around in a while), so Duran Duran with the W. "Judge Mental" William Hearford versus ??? ~ I have faith in Judge, but I like ??? man. And that finisher of his -- the ??? -- is just mind blowing. So uh, go him, unless it's MVS. Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin ~ I haven't been reading much as of late, so I'm not sure about how Xstasy and Linchpin are doing lately. That said, Mike'll probably piss me off once again and win it, but I'm counting on Wildchild to take this stip. to its limits and pull out the win. Crowe might just as well, too. Va'aiga versus Terrence "Janus" Bailey ~ Hrm... Janus. The man is a total nut. "The Franchise" Mak Francis versus the Hville Thugg ~ Grrrrrg. Beating Thugg could give Mak a huge lift, but I don't want Thugg's neck to be broken again, so I'll go with him, for his sake. Dace Night versus Charlie "Grappler" Matthews ~ Dace is great and everything... and I'm counting on him to go horrorcore in this baby, but c'mon, his grammar is atrocious. Hehe. Could go either way, but Charlie's my man. The Boston Strangler versus Erek Taylor ~ Grrr at retirement. I say TBS, in Erek's match, or Erek, in TBS's match, or something whacky like that. AND THE MAIN EVENT… "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VERSUS EJIRO FASAKI ~ I'll mark out if Ejiro pulls this off, but Tom's the safe bet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted December 14, 2003 Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin WINNER: I'll take WC in an upset win here. Linchpin, Craven, and X will all be close. Crowe's been out of action for a while here, and I think he might be a bit out of his league with this matchup. Still, you never know. ... Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin ~ I haven't been reading much as of late, so I'm not sure about how Xstasy and Linchpin are doing lately. That said, Mike'll probably piss me off once again and win it, but I'm counting on Wildchild to take this stip. to its limits and pull out the win. Crowe might just as well, too. Xstasy versus Wildchild versus Michael Craven versus Crowe versus Linchpin - Anybody but me. I am not writing this... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2003 Why must you mock me so? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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