Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 I need some crazy ass ideas to make this journey go quicker and also to have loads of fun, looking for ideas that include: 1: Making the car a focal point so everyone beeps at us 2: Things to do on the trip that will make people beep at us get thinking guys Oh yeah anyone spare some change
OldSchoolWrestling Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 Carry a pickle in a jar like the Damon Wayans on In Living Color and show it off to passing cars.
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 30, 2003 Report Posted December 30, 2003 Can't go wrong with black tar heroin.
Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Have sex in the car. three other hobo's in the car with me That could have easily have been three other homo's
justsoyouknow Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Can't go wrong with black tar heroin. Everyone at work is looking at me funny now.
1234-5678 Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 1. Masturbation 2. Jagermeister shots. 3. The Masked Marauder (Flair used to open his robe with a sock on his dick and call himself that)
Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 No, No sleeping i do enough of that during the day on my park bench
Guest Just J Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 No, No sleeping i do enough of that during the day on my park bench Well get some meth and stay up for like 2 days. Sleeping in the car should be no problem. Oh, and meth is pretty cheap so you should be able to get some pretty easy.
Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 *scratches chin* oh you seem to know alot about this meth, is that you john, bench no: 1203
Murmuring Beast Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Impale yourself anally on the gear stick. No sleep for months, let alone days.
The Kid Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 3. The Masked Marauder (Flair used to open his robe with a sock on his dick and call himself that) WTF?
1234-5678 Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 3. The Masked Marauder (Flair used to open his robe with a sock on his dick and call himself that) WTF? I swear to God, it was on Bigelow's RF shoot interview. Flair would get all sauced up and do it in bars.
Adam Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Thats some fucked up shit. Funny fucked up shit nonetheless.
1234-5678 Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 There was also the time when the hooker mickeyed Flair's drink and stole his Rolex. The next day Flair had to go out and buy the same watch so his wife wouldn't know. BWA HAHAHAHAAHA.
2GOLD Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Kill a man in clear sight of the police and then you can evade the cops for 5 hours Just in case....I AM KIDDING! Do not do this!
Downhome Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 When the trip begins, release a few cobras in the car and let the fun times roll.
King Cucaracha Posted December 31, 2003 Report Posted December 31, 2003 Tape a dead animal carcuss to the side of your car. Or a naked woman. Preferably a live woman.
HarleyQuinn Posted January 1, 2004 Report Posted January 1, 2004 Kill your hobo friends and cover the car in their body parts This way you not only get the fun of being a serial killer, you get the fun of avoiding the police as well
Use Your Illusion Posted January 1, 2004 Report Posted January 1, 2004 Preferably a live woman. That's only optional.
Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 Kill your hobo friends and cover the car in their body parts This way you not only get the fun of being a serial killer, you get the fun of avoiding the police as well your sick on so many levels................Not possible either, i don't have any friends
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 2, 2004 Report Posted January 2, 2004 3. The Masked Marauder (Flair used to open his robe with a sock on his dick and call himself that) WTF? I swear to God, it was on Bigelow's RF shoot interview. Flair would get all sauced up and do it in bars. and on airplanes as well. I forget who the wrestler was but they said they use to go into a completely different cabin of the plane just because they got sick of seeing Slick Rick's Dick. I wanna say Randy Savage but I'm not 100% on it
DerangedHermit Posted January 3, 2004 Report Posted January 3, 2004 That reminds me of this quote from Flair: WHOO! PACKAGE!
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