THE BIG CAR RIDE!

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

I need some crazy ass ideas to make this journey go quicker and also to have loads of fun, looking for ideas that include:

 

1: Making the car a focal point so everyone beeps at us

2: Things to do on the trip that will make people beep at us

 

get thinking guys

 

Oh yeah anyone spare some change

[razazteca 0]

Have sex in the car.

[OldSchoolWrestling 0]

Carry a pickle in a jar like the Damon Wayans on In Living Color and show it off to passing cars.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Can't go wrong with black tar heroin.

[The Kid 0]

Sleeping is always good.

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

Have sex in the car.

three other hobo's in the car with me

 

 

That could have easily have been three other homo's

[justsoyouknow 0]

Can't go wrong with black tar heroin.

Everyone at work is looking at me funny now.

[1234-5678 0]

1. Masturbation

2. Jagermeister shots.

3. The Masked Marauder (Flair used to open his robe with a sock on his dick and call himself that)

[Guest Just J]

Sleep.

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

No, No sleeping i do enough of that during the day on my park bench

[Guest Just J]

No, No sleeping i do enough of that during the day on my park bench

Well get some meth and stay up for like 2 days. Sleeping in the car should be no problem. Oh, and meth is pretty cheap so you should be able to get some pretty easy.

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

*scratches chin* oh you seem to know alot about this meth, is that you john, bench no: 1203

[Guest Just J]

Shhhhhhh........

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Impale yourself anally on the gear stick.

 

No sleep for months, let alone days.

[The Kid 0]

3. The Masked Marauder (Flair used to open his robe with a sock on his dick and call himself that)

WTF?

[1234-5678 0]

3. The Masked Marauder (Flair used to open his robe with a sock on his dick and call himself that)

WTF?

I swear to God, it was on Bigelow's RF shoot interview. Flair would get all sauced up and do it in bars.

[Adam 0]

Thats some fucked up shit. Funny fucked up shit nonetheless.

[1234-5678 0]

There was also the time when the hooker mickeyed Flair's drink and stole his Rolex. The next day Flair had to go out and buy the same watch so his wife wouldn't know. BWA HAHAHAHAAHA.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Click an ink pen.

[k thx 0]

LSD.

[2GOLD 0]

Kill a man in clear sight of the police and then you can evade the cops for 5 hours

 

Just in case....I AM KIDDING! Do not do this!

[Downhome 0]

When the trip begins, release a few cobras in the car and let the fun times roll.

[1234-5678 0]

AAAAAAHHHHHHH! COBRAS! COBRAS!

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

PANTHERS!

[King Cucaracha 0]

Tape a dead animal carcuss to the side of your car.

 

Or a naked woman.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Preferably a live woman.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Kill your hobo friends and cover the car in their body parts

 

This way you not only get the fun of being a serial killer, you get the fun of avoiding the police as well

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Preferably a live woman.

That's only optional.

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

Kill your hobo friends and cover the car in their body parts

 

This way you not only get the fun of being a serial killer, you get the fun of avoiding the police as well

your sick on so many levels................Not possible either, i don't have any friends

[Guest FrigidSoul]

3. The Masked Marauder (Flair used to open his robe with a sock on his dick and call himself that)

WTF?

I swear to God, it was on Bigelow's RF shoot interview. Flair would get all sauced up and do it in bars.

and on airplanes as well. I forget who the wrestler was but they said they use to go into a completely different cabin of the plane just because they got sick of seeing Slick Rick's Dick. I wanna say Randy Savage but I'm not 100% on it

[DerangedHermit 0]

That reminds me of this quote from Flair:

 

WHOO! PACKAGE!