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School. I lost all motivation about halfway through sophomore year when I just sat back and realized very little of what we were learning would ever matter in the end, so I just kinda skimmed by doing the bare minimum. I can still run roughshod over somebody in a debate over many historical issues of the past 200 years, though.

 

Being a gentlemen. I have some manners, such as opening the door for ladies and other guests, and shaking hands, but I burp constantly, curse too often, and won't offer to pay for somebody else's purchases unless they plan on returning the favor in some close proximity of time.

 

Playing guitar. I think of myself as the only guitarist in a metal band that CAN'T solo for shit at all, and can ONLY play fast and make it sound good.

 

Keeping commitments. I constantly, CONSTANTLY say I'll do something, but forget about it (usually due to a lack of motivation) or just don't do it because I don't want to.

 

Yeeeeaaaaahhhh...but I'm good at being a prick!

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Guest stardust

Remembering stuff. I can be quite forgetful.

 

Playing musical instruments. I love music, but I can't play an instrument to save my life.

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Singing (God you should hear me butcher Otherside)

Math (And I've got the U grade at AS level to prove it)

General Conversation

 

On the plus side I'm good at bowling

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

Chalk me up for bowling. Pathetic my best game was like a 109. (shakes head in shame)

 

 

If I get nervous or too distracted by stupid people, than my Tennis game is TERRIBLE.

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I'm absolutely terrible in basketball. I can't dribble at all and attempting to either leads to me traveling extensively or having the ball stolen. Being below average height doesn't help either.

 

Lately, I've been pretty bad at video games, which really has pissed me off since I was EXCELLENT at them. Just the other day, I was playing the X-Box version of Tetris World and the feel of playing Tetris on a thing with an analog and tons of buttons had me messing up. Ever since analog controls got really popular (around the rise of the 64), I stopped playing games, so analogs have always been my achilles heel. I did great in No Mercy since you only need the analog to engage in the Specials. I haven't played enough games with an analog control (except for Wind Waker), so I'm just not good at games anymore.

 

I don't know how to swim or skate...or even how to ride a bicycle.

 

Dames

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Guest Anglesault

I've been told that I suck at liking things.

 

And non contact basketball.

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I'm just about perfect at everything else.

You suck at modesty.

 

I suck at listening to people. They always get mad at me for cutting them off the moment they say something wrong. Not my fault they're idiots.

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Chalk me up for bowling. Pathetic my best game was like a 109. (shakes head in shame)

 

 

If I get nervous or too distracted by stupid people, than my Tennis game is TERRIBLE.

Tennis + Knicks = Alina?

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I'm absolutely terrible in basketball. I can't dribble at all and attempting to either leads to me traveling extensively or having the ball stolen. Being below average height doesn't help either.

That image has made my day Dames. Imagining Dames playing basketball poorly=comedic gold!

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- I never learned how to ride a bike

 

- I suck balls at Math

 

- First Person Shooters against Human opponents

 

- Driving on the highway

 

- Arguing. I'll either drop it completely, change my viewpoint, or slap the shit out of the other guy. Which is why I can never argue online, my third option doesn't apply.

 

Yep, that's about it.

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I suck at...

 

Chess, FPS Games even though I used to be the Don at Goldeneye, I now can't play them for fuck, helping myself, holding grudges and cooking sausages.

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Guest T®ITEC

I suck at caring about important things like school, or family, or friends... you know, whatever... I must be insanely egotistical even though I despise myself. Guess I'm also the only girl on the planet that sucks at math. Stunning. Ah, well.

 

...I have no social skills, so let's just leave it at that, yes? Whoo. Can't make small talk, can't argue, can't get a guy's attention for anything. I've got some problems.

 

I'm good at bowling, though, so go me~

 

 

I always end up doing things I don't want to 'cause my friends ask me to. So I have trouble saying no. Also: I never know when to shut up. Thank you.

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Guest wildpegasus

Dealing with the fairer sex. Generally my IQ always goes down by at least 100 pts when I do this. I'm a bad blusher too.

 

Remembering Stuff -- I think I could be a fair deal smarter if I was just able to remember anything.

 

Doing with most acrobatic stuff. I can't even do a cartwheel though I can do a somersault.

 

I can only swim for about 3 or 4 metres. I have a hard time trusting the water.

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dames's post reminded me, i also suck at almost every video game i've ever played and any sport known to man. i played baseball for the rec department in 7th grade, & i was last in the batting lineup and played deep right field (where i proceeded to stare off at the bleachers and never pay attention to the play).

 

i'm also a bad drinker. i hate the taste of alcohol, and i can taste the alcohol in everything. and i don't find being drunk all that fun anyway.

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