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Guest PowerPB13
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This had me stumped since last week...I mean, the belts are all on heels so title shots are out(even if they were to bring back Jazz, Molly has her own issues with Victoria).

 

However, the Torch Heat recapper had an idea, based on what was seemingly a passing name-drop on the show tonight.

 

When Dreamer did his version of the Skyhigh on Matt Hardy, Coachman commented that that was one of Al Snow's old moves. Snow then said that he made it so popular that D-Lo Brown(mentioned by name and also mentioned as no longer being with WWE) started using it himself. Coachman likewise gave a shoutout to his former broadcasting partner.

 

Now, I don't know D-Lo's exact status with NWA-TNA, but let's do the math:

 

-D-Lo was Henry's tag team partner a while back.

-D-Lo was also Long's first WWE protege before being turfed for Rodney Mack.

-D-Lo was turfed out after losing what would turn out to be his final WWE match to...Booker T. Mark Henry is currently feuding with...Booker T.

 

Hmm.

 

(Now watch it just be another no-DQ match with Booker.)

 

-Patrick

Guest PowerPB13
Posted

I don't think there's a word that has any less meaning in the wrestling world than "never".

 

But, of course, I'm using logic to try to determine the outcome of a WWE angle, which is wrong right there...

 

-Patrick

Posted

TNA has all their top guys locked up to 1 year contracts with second year company options (I'm not so sure about Dlo though. He wasn't being used for a while because of his Japanese commitments but I have to asume since they've used him the last few weeks that he's signed).

 

Why Back the Mack when you can be Down with the Brown!

Guest PowerPB13
Posted
OOOOOOOOR....

 

It could be the number 30 position in the Royal Rumble.

We have a winner.

 

-Patrick

Posted

Honestly, I do miss D-Lo. He always was entertaining and I'm sorry, but I just don't watch TNA.

Guest PowerPB13
Posted
He wants Ivory back.

He wants Mae Young back.

Oh crap, that's it...

 

-Patrick

Posted

He won't get his favor...because of Stone Cold. The man holds him down again...

Guest PowerPB13
Posted (edited)
What exactly about WWE booking in the last two years makes you think that they'd put subtle hints in an episode of Heat to advance a mid-card storyline?

Absolutely nothing.

 

Maybe I'll go to bed early tomorrow night instead of watching the Clique egofuck that is the "World Title" situation, crippled Austin hogging the TV time, Jericho being made to look like an idiot as he turns face, and RVD and Matt Hardy being relegated to curtain-jerking or Heat duty.

 

If it weren't for alternatives, I'd have given up on this borderline-criminal industry a long time ago. Vince belongs in a jail cell, not a business office.

 

-Patrick

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
Posted

Remember when Chyna clamped a vice on Henry's cock?

 

Weird.

Posted
Remember when Chyna clamped a vice on Henry's cock?

 

No, that was PMS (Pretty Mean Sisters) Jackie and Terri that did that. Chyna had a transsexual have sex with Henry and got it on tape and showed it to everyone in the arena and Henry's mom who then give slapped him.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted
What exactly about WWE booking in the last two years makes you think that they'd put subtle hints in an episode of Heat to advance a mid-card storyline?

Absolutely nothing.

 

Maybe I'll go to bed early tomorrow night instead of watching the Clique egofuck that is the "World Title" situation, crippled Austin hogging the TV time, Jericho being made to look like an idiot as he turns face, and RVD and Matt Hardy being relegated to curtain-jerking or Heat duty.

 

If it weren't for alternatives, I'd have given up on this borderline-criminal industry a long time ago. Vince belongs in a jail cell, not a business office.

 

-Patrick

Somehow seeing RVD jobbed out wouldn't make me sad. I was one of the scattered few cheering for Orton at Armageddon.

 

Whats to like about RVD? His offense is shit, can't cut a promo worth the paycheck he's issued, and half-ass' his matches whenever he's booked to lose, and it's not too hard to figure that patern out.

Guest Your Olympic Hero
Posted
OOOOOOOOR....

 

It could be the number 30 position in the Royal Rumble.

Potentially less time for the audience to suffer his presence.

Posted
OOOOOOOOR....

 

It could be the number 30 position in the Royal Rumble.

I would bet money on that being it.

 

The Rumble has a long tradition of putting a hoss in at #30 and then hyping his chances of victory before he's quickly tossed out after a matter of minutes.

Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Posted
OOOOOOOOR....

 

It could be the number 30 position in the Royal Rumble.

I would bet money on that being it.

 

The Rumble has a long tradition of putting a hoss in at #30 and then hyping his chances of victory before he's quickly tossed out after a matter of minutes.

Enough proof to say thats true:

 

1991: I think Tugboat or Warlord

1992: Warlord

1994: Adam Bomb

1995: Crush

1998: Vader

2001: Rikishi

2003: Batista?

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