EdwardKnoxII Posted January 10, 2004 Report Posted January 10, 2004 Jacko To Have A Role In Miss Cast Away Michael Jackson lands movie role... Michael Jackson will have a role in the film, Miss Cast Away. The movie is about a group of beauty pageant contestants are stranded on a desert island after a plane crash and discover Noah's Ark. The website for the movie is at: misscastaway.com.
2GOLD Posted January 10, 2004 Report Posted January 10, 2004 Jacko To Have A Role In Miss Cast Away Michael Jackson lands movie role... Michael Jackson will have a role in the film, Miss Cast Away. The movie is about a group of beauty pageant contestants are stranded on a desert island after a plane crash and discover Noah's Ark. The website for the movie is at: misscastaway.com. What...the....hell? This has to be the stupidest plot for a film I have ever heard.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 10, 2004 Report Posted January 10, 2004 You know, the Noah's Ark part put it over the top and I laughed. Sigh, I must be really tired...
Ravenbomb Posted January 10, 2004 Report Posted January 10, 2004 Movie guy: Hey, what if we re-did Cast Away, but instead of Tom Hanks, we put Michael Jackson and a bunch of chicks!? Other Movie Guy: It's missing something... Movie Guy: Noahs Ark? Other Movie Guy: BRILLAINT!
{''({o..o})''} Posted January 10, 2004 Report Posted January 10, 2004 This makes me wonder if this reality is just some bizarre chemical reaction in my brain. This movie should not be possible in the real world.
Guest Fook Posted January 10, 2004 Report Posted January 10, 2004 Noah's Ark? Michael Jackson? Beauty pageant contestants? Deserted island? The fuck?
Lil' Bitch Posted January 10, 2004 Report Posted January 10, 2004 That movie sounds horrible... ...even without Michael.
Mole Posted January 10, 2004 Report Posted January 10, 2004 I have zero respect for this person, I can't even call Jacko a man because a real man doesn't touch little children.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted January 11, 2004 Report Posted January 11, 2004 I plan on being first in line to see this, opening day. I'll also be the only person on line.
Yuna_Firerose Posted January 11, 2004 Report Posted January 11, 2004 I have zero respect for this person, I can't even call Jacko a man because a real man doesn't touch little children. There's no proof he did it. As for the movie..............................................umm......that doesn't even deserve an intelligent comment.
Vyce Posted January 11, 2004 Report Posted January 11, 2004 There's no proof he did it. Let's not start THAT again. On the bright side, hopefully this will mean he'll finally give up that Edgar Allan Poe flick he wants to make.
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