Jacko To Have A Role In Miss Cast Away

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Jacko To Have A Role In Miss Cast Away

 

Michael Jackson lands movie role...

 

Michael Jackson will have a role in the film, Miss Cast Away. The movie is about a group of beauty pageant contestants are stranded on a desert island after a plane crash and discover Noah's Ark.

 

The website for the movie is at: misscastaway.com.

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Jacko To Have A Role In Miss Cast Away

 

Michael Jackson lands movie role...

 

Michael Jackson will have a role in the film, Miss Cast Away. The movie is about a group of beauty pageant contestants are stranded on a desert island after a plane crash and discover Noah's Ark.

 

The website for the movie is at: misscastaway.com.

 

What...the....hell?

 

This has to be the stupidest plot for a film I have ever heard.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

You know, the Noah's Ark part put it over the top and I laughed.

 

Sigh, I must be really tired...

[Ravenbomb 0]

Movie guy: Hey, what if we re-did Cast Away, but instead of Tom Hanks, we put Michael Jackson and a bunch of chicks!?

 

Other Movie Guy: It's missing something...

 

Movie Guy: Noahs Ark?

 

Other Movie Guy: BRILLAINT!

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This makes me wonder if this reality is just some bizarre chemical reaction in my brain. This movie should not be possible in the real world.

[Guest Fook]

Noah's Ark? Michael Jackson? Beauty pageant contestants? Deserted island?

 

 

The fuck?

[Lil' Bitch 0]

That movie sounds horrible...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...even without Michael.

[Mole 0]

I have zero respect for this person, I can't even call Jacko a man because a real man doesn't touch little children.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

I plan on being first in line to see this, opening day.

 

 

 

 

 

I'll also be the only person on line.

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

I have zero respect for this person, I can't even call Jacko a man because a real man doesn't touch little children.

There's no proof he did it.

 

As for the movie..............................................umm......that doesn't even deserve an intelligent comment.

[Steviekick 0]

This is just very VERY bizarre.

[Vyce 0]

There's no proof he did it.

 

Let's not start THAT again.

 

On the bright side, hopefully this will mean he'll finally give up that Edgar Allan Poe flick he wants to make.