cynicalprofit Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 Apparently KELIS is her opening act. WOW, never thought i'd see this day. Now Im seriously tempted to go, see Kelis, and leave. Hey I loved her first album, which the neptunes have sampled from to use for everyone else, fucking lazy bastards. Can anyone say anything about tasty though, in comparison to her first album? I haven't heard it sides the one song.
razazteca Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 Britney makes better milkshakes than Kelis...
Henry Spencer Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 I don't know much about Kelis, besides Caught Out There, which makes me laugh like hell, and Milkshake, which is damn catchy.
razazteca Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 All I remember of Kelis' early work is that one video of her yelling "I hate you so much" it may or may not involve a bathtub scene of her crawling.
NoCalMike Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 I would much rather sit through Spears then Kelis.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 Stick around and see if you can score with some chick in the audience...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 Picking up chicks at a Britney Spears show? Man, talk about going to jail.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 Oh, there are college-age-and-beyond chicks that go to these events. And if your target's too young, go for her mom...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 I was actually just about to mention that about the mom factor.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 When my wife wanted to go to see Ricky Martin a couple years ago, I pretended I didn't want to but inside was happy as hell because I knew the woman factor would be outrageous. And it did not disappoint.
haVoc Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 How much does a Britney Spears concert go for? You'll be lucky if you even get to see the show. Britney is going crazy, she's partying hard, etc. That tour is just waiting to get canceled.
lomasmoney Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 Fuck yeah like half the girls in my dorm love britney spears, I would so go just to you know improve my chances of meeting a fine piece of ass
cynicalprofit Posted January 15, 2004 Author Report Posted January 15, 2004 You act like I talk to women...hahaha. Or ones that would go to a britney spears concert. I have standards. Chicks at Briteny concerts arent worth my time or effort.
Sonic Reducer Posted January 15, 2004 Report Posted January 15, 2004 Just remember what the ticket's gonna say, and if someone finds it in your coat pocket, they're going to chuckle at you.
Placebo Effect Posted January 16, 2004 Report Posted January 16, 2004 Hilary Duff is the second opener, so you could stick around for a live glimpse of her.
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