TSA09 Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 Houston is proving that the only two things to come out of Texas are steers and queers. I believe my brother's friend tried out but she was told she was "too country" and Simon couldn't market that.
Rob E Dangerously Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 Your brother's friend should have been more notable. Â Maybe I could fuck around and try out for American Idol
Guest Choken One Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 I have a decent set of pipes...I could make it for AIIV.
MooreMark Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 Houston was ass. Â They better start showing people who can win. LA should be good..is there another audition after that?
NYU Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 That was fookling horrible. I don't think this quote got enough love.
Rob E Dangerously Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 The guy in San Francisco appears to be the early leader
starvenger Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 Houston is proving that the only two things to come out of Texas are steers and queers. Yeah, there's a lot of non-traditional males here in Houston. Â And ye gods, there are a lot of people in denial about their ability here...
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 Man, that was a whole lot of suck and a whole lot of ass. Â "... and I... can't help... farring in love, with you" = AWESOME!!! Â Ok, was the really fat black person a dude or a chick? Seriously - I was having problems there. Scary. Â Paula hating on the Christina/Mandy Moore hybrid was HIGHLOARIOUS. "She's annoying" she said, off-screen. Â I'm with Yuna here (god I feel dirty for saying that), what's up with all the gay *shudders* "b...buh....bbbbuuuuhhh....boooi's?" Seriously, they should call it American Gaydol. Â RRR: Comic Genious.
Guest TheHulkster Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 "I don't know why they didn't like me shakin mah BUTT. Guys at parties like it!" Â Man......Poor Houston
Lord of The Curry Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 The black dude that started the show off really set the tone. Kind of an omen, if you will.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 Simon under attack was quite funny as well IMO
Guest Choken One Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 The black dude that started the show off really set the tone. Kind of an omen, if you will. You mean Mr. "That anit my style man"?
Yuna_Firerose Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 Simon under attack was quite funny as well IMO I half-expected him to press charges...he's just cool like that. Â I'm with Yuna here (god I feel dirty for saying that), what's up with all the gay *shudders* "b...buh....bbbbuuuuhhh....boooi's?" Seriously, they should call it American Gaydol. Ooooh, someone sided with me. That'd be a first in.......well, a long time. But, honestly, when someone like me is getting sick of the gays and gay-wannabes, then it's probably time to stop.
starvenger Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 "I don't know why they didn't like me shakin mah BUTT. Guys at parties like it!" And isn't that really the prime reason why people try out for this? Of course, by that logic, shouldn't most of the strippers in Houston have tried out? Â Man......Poor Houston Since I didn't do it before, I apologize for the large amount of crap foisted upon the audiences of America by Houston, Texas, surrounding states, and Fookling Lee (obviously, the singing gene passed her by. Good thing she's bloody smart). You'd think that the 4th largest city (by city size, but 2nd by fattyness) in the States could do better.
OldSchoolWrestling Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 What was up with that chick with the man voice singing Celine Dion and everytime she sang the thunder and lightning kicked in? And then she kept trying to sing again and again.
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 That was GREAT. She kept trying and trying and trying and just didn't get it. Yes, they'll see the 7th time you sing that you're actually really good.
Mecha Mummy Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 "I don't know why they didn't like me shakin mah BUTT. Guys at parties like it!"Â Man......Poor Houston Poor, poor Houston. No way are any of the people who made it last night that we saw gonna win.
ant_7000 Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 As much as I want to see bad singers and funny comments from the judges, I want to see the good singers or singers that the Judges would argue over, like Randy override Simon and Paula decision about the yodelling girl that was classic.
Rob E Dangerously Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 and we're in San Francisco now.. Â and there's Chris Jericho!
Rob E Dangerously Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 WILLIAM HUNG! Â Yeah baby yeah!
starvenger Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 Not a good year for my Chinese brothers and sisters...
MooreMark Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 Oh lord. Talk about sticking it to chinese people. 80% of the bad people shown were chinese. Â I didn't like tonight's show. The first and second were good, Houston sucked and this was ok. Â William was not up there with Keith though. SHE BANG SHE BANG OHH BABY. I laughed though.
Guest Deebo Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 That midget on tonights show was HOT. Â I mean uhh..umm..
Guest TheHulkster Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 That midget on tonights show was HOT. I mean uhh..umm.. She looked exactly like my buddy's sister's best friend (whom I would fuck the shit out of). I am not going to lie, sex with a hot midget would probably be one of the highlights of my life. That's a memory that you could cherish forever.
starvenger Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 That midget on tonights show was HOT. I mean uhh..umm.. You meant - she wouldn't have to complain about sore knees.  William was not up there with Keith though. SHE BANG SHE BANG OHH BABY. I laughed though. Definitely not. He gave it a shot, they said he sucked, and he took it with dignity, not like some of the whiny bitches who can't accept the fact that they're not good enough or not right for the show.
Rob E Dangerously Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 William Hung has a career made for him in porno
Lord of The Curry Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 Am I the only one smelling a new sitcom on UPN w/ that black chicks "Advisor" and William Hung?
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