I've invented a new game.

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Basically, you take a sock. Then you take a polo shirt. Soak the polo shirt in Camp Fuel (buy it at your local Walmart, it's about $3 a can.), then roll it into a ball and insert it into the sock. Soak the sock in Camp Fuel. Throw the sock on the ground, then throw a match on top of it. The whole thing bursts into flames. Then you divide into teams (we did three on three, but whatever works for you), and you kick the fireball back and forth. But be careful. When you kick the ball, watch out, because gas squirts out, causing fire to shoot into the air...and onto your shoes. Make sure that someone has a hose nearby, otherwise there could be trouble. My friend Ben burnt off all the hair on his legs. Make sure you have cat-like reflexes, otherwise you will catch on fire. Don't kick the fireball too high into the air, as it will land on something out of your reach...like a tree...and cause said tree to burst into flames. Lucky we had that hose nearby.

 

Godspeed, gentlemen, and play Extreme Fireball: Sport of Kings.

 

Drunken ideas are the best ideas.

 

Fireball comes rolling towards me.

 

My friend Chris kicks the Fireball back to me.

 

My friend Hank, a rookie fireball player, demonstrates the dangers of the sport.

 

Fireball lands in the fire.

[Nevermortal 0]

Well, this is awesome.

[Hoff 0]

If TSM had a warning system, I'd warn the hell out of you for this. Although I'll be sure to pass your name onto the Darwin Awards committee.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Thank you for bringing something totally original to this board.

 

Thank you.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Hey, it's a fun game. Screw you guys...gets your adrenaline flowing, your heart pumping...it's an all-around EVENT, damnit.

[Zack Malibu 0]

The Zack Malibu King Of Cool Award For January 31st, 2004 goes to JSYK. We salute you for creating an ingenious method of entertainment, drunken or sober, that could lead to both bodily harm and a spot on America's Funniest Home Videos.

 

Kudos.

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I still say dueling roman candles is more fun, especially indoors.

[Slayer 0]

Dinner's ready

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

What's the scoring system?...

[Lightning Flik 0]

Team that has the least first degree burns win.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

What a great game! I think i'll steal the idea and sell it to ESPN2. They show anything.

[k thx 0]

This game is ghey. This thread is ghey. JSYK is ghey.

 

This honestly sounds like the idea of drunken repressed homosexuals who wanna prove their machismo by doing the most rebelious and dangerous thing they can. And then thinking they're so fucking cool for doing it.

 

 

Look at this moron. He's too fucking scared to even touch it properly. Hands on hips does not equal manly man being all hard and shit.

 

I'd guess JSYK is the type of middle-class cunt who still thinks that drinking makes you rebellious and cool. Twat.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

This game is ghey. This thread is ghey. JSYK is ghey.

 

This honestly sounds like the idea of drunken repressed homosexuals who wanna prove their machismo by doing the most rebelious and dangerous thing they can. And then thinking they're so fucking cool for doing it.

 

 

Look at this moron. He's too fucking scared to even touch it properly. Hands on hips does not equal manly man being all hard and shit.

 

I'd guess JSYK is the type of middle-class cunt who still thinks that drinking makes you rebellious and cool. Twat.

Well that was funny. The dude DOES look like a homosexual Randy Orton minus the roids.

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The dude DOES look like a homosexual Randy Orton minus the roids.

So, Randy Orton minus the roids then.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Thank you for bringing something totally original to this board.

 

Thank you.

Seriously.

 

And chave's just bitter over his flop of a "heel turn." That said, I love you, chave, and I hope you'll listen to my show tomorrow!

[k thx 0]

Thank you for bringing something totally original to this board.

 

Thank you.

Seriously.

 

And chave's just bitter over his flop of a "heel turn." That said, I love you, chave, and I hope you'll listen to my show tomorrow!

Hey, what's a cheap plug without a link?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Thank you for bringing something totally original to this board.

 

Thank you.

Seriously.

 

And chave's just bitter over his flop of a "heel turn." That said, I love you, chave, and I hope you'll listen to my show tomorrow!

Hey, what's a cheap plug without a link?

http://stream.unf.edu:8080/ramgen/wosp/wosp.smil

 

I'll be on at 7pm, EST (which is midnight over in the UK), Sunday. I'll need all the listeners I can muster, seeing as how I'll be on against the Super Bowl.

[k thx 0]

Thank you for bringing something totally original to this board.

 

Thank you.

Seriously.

 

And chave's just bitter over his flop of a "heel turn." That said, I love you, chave, and I hope you'll listen to my show tomorrow!

Hey, what's a cheap plug without a link?

http://stream.unf.edu:8080/ramgen/wosp/wosp.smil

 

I'll be on at 7pm, EST (which is midnight over in the UK), Sunday. I'll need all the listeners I can muster, seeing as how I'll be on against the Super Bowl.

Yeah, even I'm tempted to watch the SuperBowl, and I'm British.

 

And as for your original post, I'm more bitter about the fact that JSYK is one of three posters in HD who are worthy of my contempt, along with FrigidSoul and Damaramu.

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What a great game! I think i'll steal the idea and sell it to ESPN2. They show anything.

Hope you aren't speaking ill of sumo wrestling and world's strongest man competitions you motherfucker!

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

What a great game! I think i'll steal the idea and sell it to ESPN2. They show anything.

Hope you aren't speaking ill of sumo wrestling and world's strongest man competitions you motherfucker!

If I wanted to see a fat guy wearing a thong pushing another fat guy around I'll watch a best of Rikishi vs. Big Show tape thank you very much!

[Guest Dids]

Wasn't this on Friends?

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Wasn't this on Friends?

Kinda. On Friends it was just the name and something to do with setting a tennis ball on fire and chucking it about, IIRC.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

haha, you watch Friends.

[k thx 0]

Friends rocks.

 

That is all.

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Friends rocks.

 

That is all.

Friends is so gay. I'd rather watch that queer Huckleberry Hound for 10 hours having a little "fun" with Snagglepuss.

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Friends rocks.

 

That is all.

Friends is so gay. I'd rather watch that queer Huckleberry Hound for 10 hours having a little "fun" with Snagglepuss.

I believe you missed it when I said "that is all".

 

Maybe that's why you don't like Friends. Is it too highbrow for you?

[Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes]

Friends rocks.

 

That is all.

Friends is so gay. I'd rather watch that queer Huckleberry Hound for 10 hours having a little "fun" with Snagglepuss.

I believe you missed it when I said "that is all".

 

Maybe that's why you don't like Friends. Is it too highbrow for you?

Uh...(throws rock at you) BITCH! (drives off GTA: Vice City style)

 

(faintly)

I never watched Friends so I can't judge.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Friends rocks.

 

That is all.

Friends is so gay. I'd rather watch that queer Huckleberry Hound for 10 hours having a little "fun" with Snagglepuss.

Never post again.

[Sandman9000 0]

This honestly sounds like the idea of drunken repressed homosexuals who wanna prove their machismo by doing the most rebelious and dangerous thing they can. And then thinking they're so fucking cool for doing it.

Leave my backyard wrestling alone.

[razazteca 0]

I think I'll stick to Homer style cook out of stacking wood into a Weber grill and soaking said wood with a full bottle of lighter fluid. Getting a 3 foot tall flame, now if that does not work a soda/beer can of gasoline will sure to lit it up.

 

I think the Darwin award should go to my friend who was "smart" enough to try to poor gasoline into an open fire and had the flame run up the nozzle.