Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2004 http://www.fox23news.com/news/national/sto...1C-55B8F0AB4B52 Ashcroft Hospitalized Andrew Riegler - Clear Channel News U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft has been hospitalized for gallstone pancreatitis, according to the Justice Department. Justice Department spokesman Mark Corrallo said Ashcroft is in the intensive care unit at George Washington University Hospital. Ashcroft was brought to the hospital after complaining of "stomach pains", the statement said. "After a full medical work up in the emergency room, it was determined that he was suffering from a severe case of Gallstone Pancreatitis. He was admitted to intensive care for careful monitoring and is being treated with antibiotics." “Doctors expect to know more within 48 hours” according to the press release. Pancreatitis is an inflammation of the pancreas, causing severe pain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigjig Report post Posted March 5, 2004 Get well Johnny! I'm rooting for ya! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2004 DrTom outta be a happy man, what with this and TO coming over to the Ravens... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2004 I think John Lennon once mentioned something about karma... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigjig Report post Posted March 5, 2004 I'm surprised Ashy didnt suffer a heart attack or stroke over the Janet Jackson incident... it no doubt played a major part in the downturn of his health Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted March 5, 2004 Can we at least have the decency to not make fun of a man's pain, even if you disagree with his political views? Hopefully he's ok and makes a full recovery. And then is replacaced by someone new next term... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cerebus Report post Posted March 6, 2004 I think John Lennon once mentioned something about karma... Then why hasn't Michael Moore's arteries congealed shut? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 I think John Lennon once mentioned something about karma... Then why hasn't Michael Moore's arteries congealed shut? What harm has he caused anyone? Has he raided legal medical marijuana clinics? Assisted suicide clinics? Old people with small amounts of marijuana? Censorship? Patriot Act? I know you dont like how Moore has exposed alot of problems of Bush, obviously...but he hasnt used the power that was given to him to hurt any Americans. I wonder whom Lennon would have agreed with though...after Ashcroft had him either jailed, deported, or both. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hunger4unger Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Well, that's one down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Well, that's one down. Weren't you already warned about idiotic and near criminal (if not outrightly so) comments like this? I think Ashcroft is a crazy fundamentalist, that doesn't mean I wish for him to kick the bucket. Christ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cerebus Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Has he raided legal medical marijuana clinics? Assisted suicide clinics? Illegal. Censorship? Patriot Act? Debatable. But before you accuse me of being an Ashcroft Tool see here. I know you dont like how Moore has exposed alot of problems of Bush, obviously...but he hasnt used the power that was given to him to hurt any Americans. Wrong. I dont' like him because he's a lying sack of shit who not only helps drags down political debate to a glorified pissing contest but also calling him "liberal" or a "progressive" is an insult to intelligent liberals and real progressives. I wonder whom Lennon would have agreed with though...after Ashcroft had him either jailed, deported, or both. Please point out ONE entertainer that the Ashcroft Patriot Goon Squad threw in the gallows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 As always, I'll side against the official who wants to take away my precious pornography. Of course, at least his pancreas still works, which is more than I can say for mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Please point out ONE entertainer that the Ashcroft Patriot Goon Squad threw in the gallows. Thomas Chong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cerebus Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Please point out ONE entertainer that the Ashcroft Patriot Goon Squad threw in the gallows. Thomas Chong I might have missed the "no bong" provision of the Patriot Act. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Please point out ONE entertainer that the Ashcroft Patriot Goon Squad threw in the gallows. Thomas Chong I might have missed the "no bong" provision of the Patriot Act. Those are for tobacco... And the law is atrocious, America is fast becoming the ONLY civilized country in the world waging war against the marijuana plant. Its deplorable, but with tobacco and pharaceutical money channeling money into so many politico pockets it wont change anytime soon. Johnboy gets my heat for his GI Joe raids of old people's houses, schools, and clinics. Then again, Ive never been a big fan of the gestapo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hunger4unger Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Well, that's one down. Weren't you already warned about idiotic and near criminal (if not outrightly so) comments like this? I think Ashcroft is a crazy fundamentalist, that doesn't mean I wish for him to kick the bucket. Christ. I did not state that I "wished for him to kick the bucket" nor even implied it. I merely stated: "Well, that's one down." I wish Ashcroft a speedy recovery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Well, that's one down. Weren't you already warned about idiotic and near criminal (if not outrightly so) comments like this? I think Ashcroft is a crazy fundamentalist, that doesn't mean I wish for him to kick the bucket. Christ. I did not state that I "wished for him to kick the bucket" nor even implied it. I merely stated: "Well, that's one down." I wish Ashcroft a speedy recovery. I think if I knew you in person, every day of my life would be a constant struggle not to punch you in the throat. I think John Lennon once mentioned something about karma... You DO know that karma refers to a person's actions in their PAST life, right? Cause I'd hate for you to be saying something moronic here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hunger4unger Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Threatening violence on those that disagree with your views - Bush would be proud Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Well, that's one down. Weren't you already warned about idiotic and near criminal (if not outrightly so) comments like this? I think Ashcroft is a crazy fundamentalist, that doesn't mean I wish for him to kick the bucket. Christ. I did not state that I "wished for him to kick the bucket" nor even implied it. I merely stated: "Well, that's one down." I wish Ashcroft a speedy recovery. I think if I knew you in person, every day of my life would be a constant struggle not to punch you in the throat. I think John Lennon once mentioned something about karma... You DO know that karma refers to a person's actions in their PAST life, right? Cause I'd hate for you to be saying something moronic here. For your violent urges towards messageboard posters - I suggest help For your lack of knowledge of the song 'Instant Karma' - I suggest you listen to it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Well, that's one down. As someone here that wishes constant harm on people I've never met, I found nothing wrong with what you said... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BobbyWhioux Report post Posted March 6, 2004 It's wrong to wish death on Ascroft. He doesn't deserve to die. (He's caused too much suffering and done too much damage to get off with a quick and sudden death). Which is why I hope this illness incapacitate him for the rest of his term as Attorney General (which will hopefully, for Ashcroft's sake and ours, only be about 11 months) and thus spare us from his reactionary views and approach to his post. Once Bush is gone and Ashcroft has to go with him, I hope he has a sudden and "miraculous" recovery that reaffirms his faith in God. Such an illness and timely recovery would certainly bolster mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Cause I'd hate for you to be saying something moronic here. Because Vyce has the market cornered in CE with moronic comments. Anyways, why didn't Ashcroft just put his faith in Jesus for a speedy recovery? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Cause I'd hate for you to be saying something moronic here. Because Vyce has the market cornered in CE with moronic comments. Anyways, why didn't Ashcroft just put his faith in Jesus for a speedy recovery? He tries so hard though...I think... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Just a thought. If Ashcroft passes away (god forbid), it might just give him the boost he needs to win a senate election in Missouri. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 I consider myself a Christian, although the last denomination I went to was an Assemblies of God, the same as Ashcroft. It's wrong to cheer for the gallstone pancreaitis. Or to wish death on anybody. It doesn't happen that way. It's questionable to say "I hope God calls Ashcroft back to heaven" So.. yeah. I never engaged in any activities with crisco, or speaking in tongues Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Just a thought. If Ashcroft passes away (god forbid), it might just give him the boost he needs to win a senate election in Missouri. Damnit, Al, I was going to go there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 DrTom = DENIED~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 Just a thought. If Ashcroft passes away (god forbid), it might just give him the boost he needs to win a senate election in Missouri. BWAHAHHAHA,. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2004 *reads the report Well, that sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigjig Report post Posted March 7, 2004 Can we at least have the decency to not make fun of a man's pain, even if you disagree with his political views? Hopefully he's ok and makes a full recovery. And then is replacaced by someone new next term... Does this same rule apply to HHH, Batista, and Orton? Just curious, because I would HATE to see a double standard on this message board Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
