Man with a 7 day long erection

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Mr. Ignacio Cabrera a 23 year old electricist was hospitalised on tuesday when he went to Jose Maria Cabral Hospital in Santiago Dominican Republic because of a prolonged erection, He stated that he first got it after eating a plate of Shrimp on thursday the week before and that he noticed his penis is growing in size also.

 

People from all over the country are going to the hospital to see this rather odd case. Doctors have taken him to whore houses and have made him masturbate over and over have put bags of ice around it and went as far as throwing cold water on the man whose penis has grown from 5 inches to an amazing 17.

 

 

 

P.S yeah i know i know i got bad punctuation but damn aint that weird?

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[CanadianChris 0]

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[Jobber of the Week 0]

Bullfeathers. This isn't just a party issue, this is the kind of thing you see from both sides and I'm sick of it. The worst thing is that Bush is leaping onto it as an election year issue.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait a minute...

[Highland 0]

Hardly banworthy, just put it in GC and next time give a source.

[BX 0]

Well, seeing has he posted it twice, I'd say he did it with full knowledge of our "no fluff BS" rule.

 

BTW, is this Maurizio C?

 

[Styles 0]

Chris and I had a pefect picture thread going, and you guys ruined it! So start posting some funny related pictures or keep out!

 

[treble 0]

[Art Sandusky 0]

Damn you Tim, I was going to do that.

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

yes the beatles, 7 days of erection beats 7 days without eating

[Slayer 0]

You CE kiddies just love waiting to use those fluff pictures, don't you

[Drury37 0]

Don't they have Cialis or whatever it is called for stuff like this.

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[DerangedHermit 0]

Mr. Ignacio Cabrera a 23 year old electricist was hospitalised on tuesday when he went to Jose Maria Cabral Hospital in Santiago Dominican Republic because of a prolonged erection, He stated that he first got it after eating a plate of Shrimp on thursday the week before and that he noticed his penis is growing in size also.

Wow, give me some of THAT shrimp.

 

Oh, and:

 

[Slayer 0]

Don't they have Cialis or whatever it is called for stuff like this.

Thanks.

Shut up

[Sandman9000 0]

Don't they have Cialis or whatever it is called for stuff like this.

Thanks.

Drury, when we want your worthless opinion on something, we'll tell you to post.

 

Until then, feel free to leave the reply button alone.

[Guest Astro]

Bullfeathers. This isn't just a party issue, this is the kind of thing you see from both sides and I'm sick of it. The worst thing is that Bush is leaping onto it as an election year issue.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait a minute...

7 day erection= Bush nervous

 

 

I dunno, I found it funny

[Mole 0]

Never gets old.

[Guest I Got Banned for Sucking]

Somehow, I doubt that you'd have to take the guy to a bordello to get him sex.

[EricMM 0]

it grew in size 3x over? Imagine the stretchmarks.

[Ripper 0]

Never gets old.

Makes me laugh every time.

[Drury37 0]

Don't they have Cialis or whatever it is called for stuff like this.

Thanks.

Drury, when we want your worthless opinion on something, we'll tell you to post.

 

Until then, feel free to leave the reply button alone.

Oh your assholes but I am just putting in my two cents.

Thanks.

[Ripper 0]

Don't they have Cialis or whatever it is called for stuff like this.

Thanks.

Drury, when we want your worthless opinion on something, we'll tell you to post.

 

Until then, feel free to leave the reply button alone.

Oh your assholes but I am just putting in my two cents.

Thanks.

what the fuck did that even mean?

[Guest El Satanico]

Chris and I had a pefect picture thread going, and you guys ruined it! So start posting some funny related pictures or keep out!

funny?

 

I take it that doesn't mean haha funny. No, more of "omg i've been stabbed in eye" funny

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Oh your assholes but I am just putting in my two cents.

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what the fuck did that even mean?

[Drury37 0]

Oh your assholes but I am just putting in my two cents.

Thanks.

what the fuck did that even mean?

I got mad and then I just said I am just tossing in my comments on the subject.

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[snuffbox 0]

I dont know what it means to use punctuation in my sentences that I post to tell you guys what Im thinking but its funny to me haha

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[Drury37 0]

I did not know that we had to be gramatically correct.

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[Slayer 0]

In your case it wouldn't help, you'd still suck.

No Thanks.

[CanadianChris 0]

3. We don't care what you know or what you don't...as long as you can convey your point like a person who speaks English at a somewhat coherent and intelligent level. I'm not asking for perfection when it comes to spelling, grammar and punctuation, but it comes a long way in allowing the rest of us to understand what you're saying. If this becomes an issue, you can be banned due to mod’s discretion. This is a place where people come to unwind, have fun, and/or debate about certain topics. We don't come here to spend precious time translating posts from Stupid-to-English.