MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2004 Article Here’s a film that could have knocked “Gigli” off the worst-flicks lists: Michael Jackson wanted to star in a movie about a man who turns into a car that’s driven around by a little boy. The singer — who’s facing child molestation charges — was trying to get a film called “Hot Rod” made, according to “Jersey Girl” director Kevin Smith. “It was about Michael Jackson morphing into a car,” “Smith tells Playboy magazine in an issue just hitting newsstands. “Jackson was behind it, and he wanted it to be this story about a guy, played by himself, who hangs out with a little boy, and this little boy gets into the car and drives him around.” Smith says it was the weirdest script he ever was asked to direct, but adds, “In retrospect, I’d love to make that movie. But it wouldn’t be anything like the version Jackson or the studio wanted to see.” What the hell was he thinking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2004 HEY! Michael turned to a car in Moonwalker and that movie 0wned your FACE~!. ... Okay...I'm still not really sure what the hell that movie was about, but it kicked some types of ass. ... And Michael was the SHIOT in "The Wiz" so I would trust his movie decisions... ... *tries to keep a straight face* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest OctoberBlood Report post Posted March 15, 2004 That's too funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2004 Wow. Just... wow... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2004 This movie sounds both infinitely better and worse than the "Final Days of Edgar Allan Poe" movie concept he was interested in a while back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mosaicv2 Report post Posted March 15, 2004 in the words in one of Jacksons lines from The Wiz... "If only I had a brain." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2004 That movie sounds bad. Real bad. Plan 9 From Outer Space bad. Mystery Science Theater 3000 bad. I want to see it be made, damnit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mosaicv2 Report post Posted March 15, 2004 heres one of lines from the movie I just heard from somewhere: "alright Timmy... pull the clutch real hard... oh, yes." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2004 Oddly enough, Jacko has more parts molded on to him than an actual automobile. RRR: Not going for the obvious "letting children ride him" and "having them pull the stick shift" lines. That's just gratuitous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2004 Bah, this movie idea has Box-Office Bank written all over it. "Yes Johnny, grab my stick but don't double-clutch..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackFlagg 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2004 So many jokes but I'm bigger than that.....hell no I'm not, so in this movie the kid would be in Michael for a change? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrestlingDeacon 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2004 Sounds like the old Turbo Teen cartoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2004 "Oh no, you lost your marble in my tailpipe... better reach in and get it *giggles*" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted March 16, 2004 Wonder what car he'd turn into? ----- No, seriously, I can't think of anything funny to add to that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2004 ... I've got nothing. UYI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2004 A Hummer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2004 SONOFABITCH~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted March 16, 2004 (edited) Put your face on my airbag. Edited March 16, 2004 by Goodear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2004 It'd work only if he turned into a Geo Metro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2004 "I go from 0 to 11 in 60 minutes" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2004 Sounds like the old Turbo Teen cartoon. I was thinking of that cartoon when I first read that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wrestlingbs Report post Posted March 17, 2004 Considering Prince also wanted Smith to make a documentary on him (well, not him, just kids randomly talking about him in a well-furnished room), I think it's safe to say that Kevin Smith gets asked to make the weirdest things. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2004 So, uh...is the point of this thread to take cheap shots at MJ? If so, then it shouldn't be here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2004 So, uh...is the point of this thread to take cheap shots at MJ? Yes I hear if a girl tries to get in the car, the alarm goes off and she gets ejected </cheapshot> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2004 It'd work only if he turned into a Geo Metro. Or a school bus... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaertos 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2004 ::GS tries to repress bad joke impulse... ::fails:: No, the car would have to be a Ford Probe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
