MrRant 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 I have just learned that few WWE wrestlers will be coming up to my place of business and spending some time here. This raises the question of whether I should smark or mark? Don't know yet if it is the Smackdown or RAW crew... but I'm guessing the RAW brand. It will be after Backlash/ReVenge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawthon777 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Hey, I might be an elitist wrestling fan but even if I bumped into Viscera I would mark out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Repo Man jr 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Act like you don't recognise them. If they try talking to you just look the other way and go "who are these jerks" under your breath. This way they'll think your more important than them and they'll try and hang out with you and give you free tickets n stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 I bumped into Virgil a few months back at Potomac Mills...I marked out. hehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted March 24, 2004 I bumped into Virgil a few months back at Potomac Mills...I marked out. hehe You'd probably blow your load 20 times over if you ever met Ric Flair I bet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Act like you don't recognise them. If they try talking to you just look the other way and go "who are these jerks" under your breath. This way they'll think your more important than them and they'll try and hang out with you and give you free tickets n stuff. It actually works. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Corino 1000 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 My friend bumped into Vince Mcmahon at the Grand Canyon..... he didn't mark out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Start out as a mild mark, feel it out, if the waters are safe then you can do some low level smarking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Where do you work? If it's a strip club, go for it. If it's a sewing store, hide in the back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brett Favre 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 If you reveal you are a smark, and HHH is there, start talking like HHH is a changed man and how he put Benoit over and did what was best for the company. Talk about your high hopes of Benoit as champ and a nice reign, and make 'em feel sad about what he might have done. This may change his mind about getting that title back, and he can possibly become a changed man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BX 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Act like you don't recognise them. If they try talking to you just look the other way and go "who are these jerks" under your breath. This way they'll think your more important than them and they'll try and hang out with you and give you free tickets n stuff. Gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Spike Hunter's Iced Tea and introduce him to your good friend "Alvin" (a 350 pound Drag queen and invest in a polaroid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Ask the Divas where they got their implants and ask if they have any scars because your wife/girlfriend has interest in getting some work done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Haha. Act like you don't recognise them. If they try talking to you just look the other way and go "who are these jerks" under your breath. This way they'll think your more important than them and they'll try and hang out with you and give you free tickets n stuff. The best I've heard yet. MrRant, where do you work and/or reside? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Spike Hunter's Iced Tea and introduce him to your good friend "Alvin" (a 350 pound Drag queen and invest in a polaroid. Why bother when he's already married to Steph? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawthon777 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 I bumped into Virgil a few months back at Potomac Mills...I marked out. hehe Virgil was at that overpriced hell hole? Wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
claydude14 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Spike Hunter's Iced Tea and introduce him to your good friend "Alvin" (a 350 pound Drag queen and invest in a polaroid. Why bother when he's already married to Steph? Well... Steph cheated on him with a Drag Queen at No Mercy (or Unforgiven?) 03' in the form or Rikishi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Actually, it was Unforgiven 2002. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Smack them and ask "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!!" if it's someone in creative. If not, hand them a list of stuff we like to see on WWE which we know that can improve ratings and buyrates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 I bumped into Virgil a few months back at Potomac Mills...I marked out. hehe I bumped into SD Jones last week at my work. I kicked him in the gut and gave him a stunner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wayzing Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Go Full Force! Make signs, pop for their every move, and make sure that their music plays when they enter the office. They'll never forget you, and you'll be my hero forever. By the way, you will get nothing but funny looks if you try the "Triple H seems like he's a changed man". They'll just wonder who the hell this ranting moron who thinks he knows Hunter is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 What are they going to be doing at a Comcast office? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 I bumped into Virgil a few months back at Potomac Mills...I marked out. hehe I bumped into SD Jones last week at my work. I kicked him in the gut and gave him a stunner. Did you pin him for the three-count? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 I bumped into Virgil a few months back at Potomac Mills...I marked out. hehe I bumped into SD Jones last week at my work. I kicked him in the gut and gave him a stunner. Did you pin him for the three-count? Yeah, but I did it the heel way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 If Triple H is there standing next to someone like Dreamer, walk up with a smile on your face, say excuse me, walk right past Triple H and shake Dreamers hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JumpinJackFlash Report post Posted March 24, 2004 I bumped into Virgil a few months back at Potomac Mills...I marked out. hehe Potomac Mills! I haven't been there since I moved in 1995. How is the place? Do they still have that voice,"Thank you for shopping at Potomac Mills?" What about that arcade on the moon, with the putt-putt course? Is that still there? Oh...the memories. Nostalgia: Keeping Hulk Hogan alive since 1995. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 If Triple H is there standing next to someone like Dreamer, walk up with a smile on your face, say excuse me, walk right past Triple H and shake Dreamers hand. Awesome. That would fucking rule, especially if you work with a bunch of marks. It's your smarkly duty to do that. You should also talk about how you still remember something he did(Chairshot Heard 'Round the World, maybe?) more than anytihing from WWE in the last five years(and slighly motion your head to HHH or whoever is the crappiest worker in the room). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynicalprofit 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 If anyone them bring belts, offer them 5 bucks to take a photo of you doing the jericho 1 foot cover while holding the belt and them laying on the ground. And if they bitch say, hey if I was Triple H, you wouldnt even get the five bucks. Oh and if HHH is there, tell him I said thanks for getting me a blow job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I Got Banned for Sucking Report post Posted March 25, 2004 I can't wait for the report if and when this happens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2004 I work at a KB Toys in Jersey. When some random guy asks me if I can check to see if we have any new McFarlane basketball figures in the back, he randomly throws in, "Yeah, I work for World Wrestling Entertainment..." which came out of NOWHERE. He claimed he sent some people to Wrestlemania over in some other store and maybe he could do the same for me for another event. I figured the guy was just bullshitting me for whatever reason, but I just went along with it. After I actually tell him that I'm a fan, he asks who my favorite wrestlers are so he can get me their autographs... I await my Benoit & Angle autographs... And no, we didn't have any new McFarlane figures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
